💃 Flirting with an Assassin ~ Trying Not to Die
Added 2023-06-04 10:00:06 +0000 UTC🫦 It’s been two weeks since you won 1st place at the hot dog eating contest at the annual county fair
🫦 Previous 10 year-in-a-row “chomp champion” Richard Gulper declared his intentions
🫦 He is hiring a freelance assassin to pry the throne from your cold, dead hands
🫦 You’re now hiding out at a dingy motel after several narrow encounters involving sniper rifles and two-handed swords
🫦 You exhale for a moment with your back resting against the wall, only to hear a knock on the door
🫦 She's here
🫦 You hear footsteps and then a loud knocking on your door
(good thing you are a fast thinker)
Written by PeaGroundbreaking403
Editing and Sound Design by Rush
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Tags: [lighthearted and silly] [humorous-ish] [mildly vulgar language] [flirting]
Comments
DATE TIME...also...LIVING IS BETTER THAN DYING!!
Wendy Darling
2023-06-07 17:04:58 +0000 UTCAnd through repeated use of horribly cheesy flirting and the power of anime, we have scored a date. Victory!
Blindluck92
2023-06-07 06:47:28 +0000 UTC
