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Scathing Atheist 387: Concu-bye-bye-bine Edition

Note: Normally we include the ads at the end of the Patreon episodes so that patrons who want to hear the skits we write for our sponsors have the option to listen to them. This week's sponsor asked us to do a "straight read" rather than a skit, so I didn't bother to add it.
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In this week’s episode, the FBI makes its slightly harder to die in Florida, the Supreme Court rules in favor of antidisestablishmentarianism because to hell with the establishment clause...it's a cool word, and Biblepiece Theater will be here so we have an excuse to hang out with Don.

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Headlines:

The Supreme Court Gave Anti-Abortion Employers a Victory: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/10/the-supreme-court-gave-anti-abortion-employers-a-victory-but-it-may-backfire/

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/08/us/supreme-court-birth-control-obamacare.html

FBI Raids Florida’s “Bleach Church” and Arrests Those Selling the “Miracle Cure”:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/08/fbi-raids-floridas-bleach-church-and-arrest-those-selling-the-miracle-cure/

Christians freak out about CNN assertion that “Jesus wasn’t perfect” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/10/conservative-christians-lash-out-after-cnn-anchor-says-jesus-was-not-perfect/

Louisiana Lawmaker Takes Chainsaw to Mask, Compares Mask Mandates to Holocaust: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/08/louisiana-lawmaker-takes-chainsaw-to-mask-compares-mask-mandates-to-holocaust/

https://www.facebook.com/287789785155313/videos/3082918205162142/?__so__=channel_tab&__rv__=all_videos_card

Will Smith Irresponsibly Urges People Not To Elect “Godless” Leaders:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/09/will-smith-irresponsibly-urges-people-not-to-elect-godless-leaders/

Christian Post accuses atheists of hypocrisy over PPP loans: https://www.christianpost.com/news/secular-group-critical-of-churches-taking-ppp-loans-admits-to-also-taking-under-500k.html

These Christians Ended Racism by Chanting a Line from “Lord of the Rings”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/07/these-christians-ended-racism-by-chanting-a-line-from-lord-of-the-rings/

Christian Moms Are Complaining About the One F-Bomb in the “Hamilton” Film (this is a nothing story but it might be fun to fake fight about hamilton)

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/10/christian-moms-are-complaining-about-the-one-f-bomb-in-the-hamilton-film/

Kenneth Copeland ordered COVID to stop existing again: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/08/scamvangelists-church-tells-covid-to-cease-and-desist-now-again/

Comments

I found it oddly satisfying to hear "Mohamud " shorted to "Mo" ... "Mo" that "Mo"

Samael Magne

For some reason, i never expected Eli to say "Big Chungus". It just never occurred to me that may happen. But now that it has, it feels right.

JustAGuy

Guys, you need to do another #staythefuckathome livestream... let’s face it, Eli isn’t going anywhere on a Saturday evening these days... :-)

Peter Graham

Thanks for sharing that story Eli! It terrified my wife. We had our share of scares during her labor and delivery. Truly an experience unlike any other.

No Moore Alabama

So my friend actually works with someone who attended christian hogwarts. Every year this woman host a passover event and invites my friend, who is jewish. In the invite, the woman outlines how Jesus is really the true source of passover and that just as Jesus converted to christianity, so should my friend. Let me tell you, the letters she sends out to her fellow staff members are hilarious. There are usually a few invites to pray healing sessions and the like. These people are just as crazy in real life as you think they are

Samantha Brown

Mad props to the girl who sang the song at the end! 😎

Julie

Well, thanks to the Big Chungus story, I'm no longer allowed to listen to podcasts at work.

Bra Straps and Bitch Slaps

Dooooooon!!!!! Annaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Stephanie Groth


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