Comm I've been working on in the background for a lil while, I COULD NOT RESIST the opportunity to spoof emperor's new groove haha
The story here is pretty simple, Areye invites a champion of Hircine to dinner with the intention to drug him so they can get a sample of his chaotic creatia. Quivers is there cuz he wants to take credit for "defeating a mythical warrior", having been given instructions by Areye to spike the meal with a potion.
Both are confused cuz the poison doesn't work for some reason, but the beastman appears to become suuuuuuuuuper horny and enters a rut. He focuses on Quivers (for obvious reasons), who in response gets cumbrained from the beastman's strength and "endowment". They then have nasty sloppy violent sex on the dinner table for three hours
In the end Areye realizes that Quiver's must've confused the labels on the poison potion with the "have gay sex" potion, oops! At least they still got the beastman's chaotic creatia... they just have to dig it out of Quivers first lol
MonsoonMoon
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