Tutorial Rewrite 16

<OrthodoxPox[F3]: Always happy to hear it,

PrissyKittyPrincess. I will invite you in just a moment,

and I hope to see you in the chatrooms soon.

Thank you for the audience,

Hell Representative.

By the way, do you have a

name or title you would rather be referred to by?>

I almost want to shed a tear.

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]:

call me…

Hell Representative Gentle Night…>

Leaning back, a relaxed, joyous grin easily finds itself onto my lips. The world is good. I had forgotten that this was a good world. Yes, it is good indeed…

<OrthodoxPox[F3]: Okay.

See you soon, Hell Representative

Gentle Night.>

Oh, I’m practically giddy with excitement.

Like a child stumbling down the stairs on Christmas morning, I poke my way back to the communities tab, poking the Chatrooms button as fast as my fingers allow.

<Status—Community—Top>

<Chatrooms>

There’s nothing there. The heck kinda joke is this? Shouldn’t I at least be in-,

<Status—Community—Top>

<Chatrooms>

<SOUTH Korea chat>

Whoa, that took me by surprise! It just popped right out of nowhere! But it isn’t the Guild of Representatives chat. Instead, it’s that Korean chat I was sure I’d bummed out my chances of getting into. Huh. Well, since I’ve got some time to kill before the Guild of Representatives put me in their chats, I may as well give it a look.

<Status—Community—Top>

<SOUTH Korea chat>

<SuperMoleman[F11]: I still think

we should allow North Koreans to join the chat.

As far as I can see, they haven’t tried to make a chat yet,

so there’s no reason to refuse them.

<LionMawMadness[F5]: they are literally commies.>

<SuperMoleman[F11]: Just because they live

in a Communist society doesn’t make them

all communists. Are you a capitalist for living in SK?>

<LionMawMadness[F5]: I am tho.>

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has joined the chat>

<SuperMoleman[F11]: Welcome, Prissy!

Always a delight to get new people to join.

What province are you from? I’m from

Gyeonggi-do!>

This guy again? Why is he everywhere I go? Next thing I know he’ll be a representative, too. But in that case, since I’m an Executive, I’ll have power over him, so maybe that would be for the best? Anyway…

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: im not

doxxing myself u slag>

If he finds out we’re from the same damn place then I’m hanging myself.

<LionMawMadness[F5]: I told you

it’s a bad ******* opener>

<SuperMoleman[F11]: There’s really no

need to be rude about it. Prissy… is Prissy okay?

Would you rather be called something else?

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: call me Gentle Night

or i will send a pipe bomb to ur family>

<SuperMoleman[F11]: Gentle it is :).

Did you join the tutorial recently?>

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: no ive been

here for like a month now ****head>

I can’t believe a real-life game of life and death would censor cursing. Literally 1984.

<SuperMoleman[F11]: I hope you won’t take

offence to the question, but what

difficulty are you attempting?>

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: hell>

<HookedOnBach[F3]: Yeah we’re all in Hell

but what difficulty are you doing. :)>

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: hell>

<LionMawMadness[F5]: Oh hey Bach back from

the second floor already?>

<HookedOnBach[F3]: Yeah it was no biggie.

Vultures didn’t even take one hit from my bow haha. :)>

<SuperMoleman[F11]: I’m so happy

my guide helped you! Congrats!>

<HookedOnBach[F3]: Yeah it didn’t but

thx anyways Moleman. :)>

Silently fuming, I exit the chat.

They just ignored me. Completely! It’s like I turned into some sort of ghost and just went completely invisible. I’m not even in the fetal position! God, I hate people. The second they no longer like the bone I’m presenting them, they jump for the next one like hyperactive puppies. The very moment I get dethroned, they’re all over the new guy and nobody cares anymore about the former WC because he’s less than a prince now. Barely even a shadow.

Grinding my molars, I return to the community tab.

<Status—Community—Top>

<Chatrooms>

<GOR Executives Council>

<Guild of Representatives Chat>

<SOUTH Korea chat>

Well, well, well. What have we here? Hmm, which to enter first… Eanie, meanie, minie, mo!

<Status—Community—Top>

<Chatrooms>

<Guild of Representatives Chat>

<RedHanded[F7]: Report:

Minor Squabble on NL7. Both offending parties

were punished in accordance to Article 2.

RedHanded[F7] acted as Judge and punisher.

<HerringFerry[F3] Report:

Second Degree Homicide on HF3. Victim:

StarFriend[F3]. Perpetrator: HospitalityOnParade[F3].

In accordance to Article 3, HospitalityOnParade[F3]

was Executed by being sent to Floor 3 alone. He is now

presumed dead. HerringFerry[F3] acted as Judge and punisher.

<ParliamentWho[F8] Report:

Attempt at High Treason on EL8.

Five challengers attempted to overthrow the

GoR’s rule. All offending parties were punished

in accordance to Aricle 1 and have since been executed.

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has joined the chat.>

…Huh. That’s, um, a lot of very serious stuff. Isn’t execution, like, a mediaeval punishment…?

Then again, it might just be that today is a very busy day for criming. Who knows?

<ParliamentWho[F8] Report:

Attempt at High Treason on EL8.

Five challengers attempted to overthrow the

GoR’s rule. All offending parties were punished

in accordance to Aricle 1 and have since been executed.

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has joined the chat.>

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: hi

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has been removed from the chat.>

H-, hey! Why did the window just close all of a sudden? What’d I do?!

This is bullshit, I didn’t do anything at all! Why, I oughta…!

Fuming, I smash my way into the Executives chat. There, I’ll be sure to find someone who’ll reverse this. I’m an Executive, damn it!

<Status—Community—Top>

<Chatrooms>

<GOR Executives Council>

<TalonsOfRage[F4]: We’re getting close.

I can feel it.>

<HuppiGupp[F10]: I don’t get it tho

why is it mainly japanese doing it like thats

weird right im not the only one who thinks

thats weird right?>

<TalonsOfRage[F4]: It doesn’t matter.

What matters is that soon, there won’t be

a single player in this entire tutorial

who can question our authority.>

JustAPrankBro[F5]: OK. ^w^>

<JustAPrankBro[F5]: When were done

lets eat cake together UwU>

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2] has joined the chat>

I take a deep breath.

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: **** **** mother*******

banned me ****** ***** let me back in or ill **** ur

******* daughters and *** in their ******* like the ****** they are>

PrissyKittyPrincess[F2]: ******* **** ******* **** *****

*** mother******* eat **** and die ******* ***** ***** ***

****** ****** ******* **** **** *** ****>