September news.
Added 2025-09-29 08:27:46 +0000 UTCNot long ago, the patrons voted, and the current president won by a landslide with the original plan. The number of the upcoming update remains 1.9, and all the old policies and campaign promises remain in force. Our reporters have also confirmed rumors of its release in November-December. Unfortunately, the source of the rumors wished to remain anonymous, so this is not certain.
To other news...
The development and analytics department conducted a study showing that the size of the update will be approximately ~ ΒΌ larger than planned. This will have some impact on speed, but all of our sources unanimously confirm that we should not expect the βexplosiveβ growth in size and waiting times that we saw last time.
About the weather...
A meteor shower of medium intensity is expected. Please do not leave your underground bunkers this weekend.
And now we move on to... Who is that? Who let her in?! Wait, that's my microphone!
- Hi, everyone! I'm Selene! And I love you all so much! Thank you for being here! Hey, take your hands off me! *Kicks her legs in the air as security carries her away, managing to blow kisses to the camera at the same time*
Um... Yeah. Sorry about that, all kinds of lunatics break into our studio at the end of the month... So, let's move on to blah blah blah.
P.S. Selene is fine. She made it out. As always.
Comments
I'm working on it.
Defiant Explorer
2025-10-10 09:38:20 +0000 UTCI'm very anxious, I want the update now.π
rexha Arial
2025-10-09 18:47:55 +0000 UTClooking forward to see how the story plays out, will have to stay busy till next release lol
Ferrit
2025-10-05 03:28:55 +0000 UTCYeah, but as usual, I'm not satisfied with myself. It always seems like I could have done more.
Defiant Explorer
2025-09-29 14:51:31 +0000 UTCI sure hope poor Selene got some compensatory sweetrolls for this manhandling
Chien_perdu
2025-09-29 12:05:16 +0000 UTCAnd by the way, D.E: I forgot to ask you if you've made progress on the translation as you wanted, but also (and especially) with the arts part lately?&?
Lonely Wolf
2025-09-29 11:31:31 +0000 UTC
