[Story] Diana's Day Off~!!

Hey y’all,

For a while now I’ve been working on a few short stories between all the other stuff. Staying in practice thinking about the Paizuri World, but also to make sure I keep exploring new ideas and characters that can be snuck into the games we’re developing.

And this week I wrote this little short story about Diana that turned out pretty fun! (I want to share more but not all of them have turned out very good)

In this story I wanted to answer “Where does Diana live?” and “What does she do on her day off?”, while introducing some ideas we’ve been playing with for a while.

I hope y’all enjoy "Diana's Day Off"!

Diana sat at her dining table, her legs up and crossed beneath her on the chair, resting her elbow on the table.

She was flicking through the pages of a chemistry book, jotting down notes.

The table was covered in books. So was the chair in front of her, and even the floor.

Even with all the books around her, the shelf across the room was still full.

Nearly every book had bookmarks sticking out of them. Most were notes, and receipts, while the rest were cards with ribbons.

Diana: I wonder if I got the mixture right?

She tapped the pen on the notepad, gazing at the pink bottle of water behind it.

Diana: The fumes were enough to get me wet, but I don’t know if it’ll make anyone pop.

She dropped the pen on the pad, causing it to roll onto the table.

Diana: Why is it so hot today? I can’t think in this kind of weather.

She normally had a fan blowing on a day like this. But since this morning, it was no longer working.

She tugged on her singlet and unbuttoned her short shorts to cool off.

Diana: Ahh, that’s better.

She pulled on the top of her panties, letting some of the excess heat escape.

Diana: Hmmm… looks like the fumes are still affecting me.

Her panties were a little extra wet, thanks to working on her latest brew.

Diana: Fu fu fu… time for a break I think.

She sat back in the chair placing her feet firmly on the ground.

Diana: Let’s see what kind of buzz I get from this. Fu fu fu…

Diana: I wonder what this one will taste like…

She picked up the pink bottle of water on the table, loosening the cap before giving it a swirl to mix the concoction one last time.

It sparkled as the light from the window passed through it.

Diana: Hmmm… it kind of looks like a vitamin drink.

She held the bottle out in front of her, licking her lips with curious anticipation.

Diana: Booties UP!

*knock knock knock*

Before she could even put the bottle to her lips, a loud knock came from her front door.

Diana: …

Diana: Great…

She placed the bottle down on the table, promptly standing up and buttoning up her shorts, before making her way to the front of her apartment.

She peeked through the bottom of her front door window, brushing the curtain aside to get a look at who it might be.

There was a woman in a long brown maroon skirt and a white long-sleeve shirt.

Her curly dark brown balayage hair was loosely tied up in an updo.

She stood there straight and proper with her hands clasped over a clipboard held down at her waist, which caused her arms to accentuate her busty chest.

Next to her stood an equally straight man, dressed in gray pants, a white shirt complimented with a maroon tie, and a white tote bag over one shoulder.

He was cleanly shaven with a proper boy's cut.

Diana: Oh great, it’s those Circle jerks.

Diana caught the woman’s eye through the window.

Female Evangelist: Greetings Enlightened One.

Male Evangelist: We’re here to share the good news from the Circle of the Enlightened Ones.

Somehow the man was leaning down to the bottom of the window, peering in at Diana.

Diana: Crap…

She stood up off the floor, briefly dusting her hands before opening the door.

The Circle of the Enlightened Ones was notorious for causing and spreading discontent amongst neighbors.

When they knew you were home, they often would stand at your door for 10 minutes, waiting for you to open.

If you didn’t open the door, they moved onto a would-be smooth-brained neighbor who bought it hook line, and sinker.

It was an effective strategy.

The resulting brain wipe would usually cause them to start judging neighbors who failed to open the door to “kind and caring people”.

It’s unlikely they knew what they were really doing, probably because it was in their handbook, but it really did make them seem like jerks.

Diana swung the door open, disgruntled from being spotted and also for being interrupted during what was hopefully going to be a stimulating break.

Diana: If you’re selling something I’m not interested.

They ignored her.

The man glanced at Diana’s sweat-soaked singlet, before clearing his throat and looking at her face.

Male Evangelist: Hi there! What a pleasant day we’re having!

Diana: Pleasant? It’s hot as fuck!

The woman recoiled, before quickly brushing off the profanity.

Female Evangelist: A-h ha ha. Oh my yes, it is quite warm for such a clear blue day, isn’t it Henry?

Henry: The light of the day intensely shines upon us all, Michelle.

They both feigned a laugh followed by a well-rehearsed smile.

Michelle: We’re here to let you know of an exciting and unique event coming up.

Henry: That’s right! It’s likely to be the premiere event of the year in Oat Pi.

Diana: Really?

Henry: That’s right!

Henry: In a few months, the Circle of the Enlightened Ones will be hosting its annual Golden Festival at Oat Pi Park.

Michelle: Isn’t that exciting?

They smiled again, waiting for Diana’s perplexed stare to change.

Diana: What’s so special about this “Golden Festival”?

Michelle: Our Father of Understanding and Grandmaster of the Way will be making an exciting announcement to everyone in Oat Pi during this festival.

Henry: That’s right! An announcement that is sure to save everyone from their torment in Oat Pi.

Diana: Torment? Like…?

Michelle: We don’t know, that’s why it’s important for people such as yourself to come to the festival.

Diana could smell the sales pitch and decided to just ask.

Diana: Uh huh… and how much is it to go to this festival?

Michelle: It’s free!

Henry: That’s right!

Henry: You just have to sign your name on this form, and we’ll do the rest.

Diana: Just my name?

Henry: Just a name, and that’s it.

Diana raised an eyebrow looking down at the clipboard, noticing a bunch of boxes with different names, with different handwriting.

Below each name were their addresses. Each one is written in the same handwriting.

Diana: Just a name, huh?

Her eyebrow twitched with disapproval.

Diana: …

Diana: Not interested.

Henry: But I can see you’re in desperate need of a change, it’s written all over your face.

Diana looked in the mirror on the wall beside the door, noticing her hair was tufted up, with a few smudge marks on her face.

Diana: Oh… that… that was from an explosion.

Like most of Diana’s experiments, her new homemade pink vitamin drink exploded earlier in her makeshift lab.

They both stepped back with concern.

Michelle: O-hh really?! A-are you alright?

Diana: It happens all the time.

Michelle: Oh-h… o-okay then.

Henry: Ahhh… yeahhh…

They looked at each other puzzled, unsure how to respond.

After a moment they seemed to regather their composure, focusing on the scam.

Michelle: W-we’re glad to s-see you’re okay from… uh… that…

Henry: A-hh yes, it’s uhh… most fortunate you’re um… alive!

Diana smirked as she watched the hamsters in Henry’s brain run at full speed.

Henry: Especially now that we’re here… oh boy…

Michelle: That’s right!

Michelle quickly put her hand up to her mouth, blushing a deep red as she realized their roles had somehow reversed in the momentary explosion.

Henry: It must be fate!

Michelle: Please sign, you know you won’t regret it if you do.

Henry: That’s right!

Henry: There will be lots of stalls and games to enjoy with any friends you bring along.

Michelle: Not to mention our beautiful Enlightened Dancers will be performing the traditional Dance of Light!

Michelle clutched the clipboard between her busty chest.

Michelle: Doesn’t that sound exciting?

Diana's eyes wandered to the ground as she rubbed her chin.

Diana: (I wonder if I could make an aphrodisiac that I can slip into their food…)

Diana: …!

A cunning grin cut across Diana’s face.

Diana: Sure. I’ll go… fu fu fu.

She grabbed the clipboard from Michelle's hand and signed her name, ending it with a big love heart.

Henry: Thank you! You won’t regret this.

They both feigned another laugh before forcing the same smile.

Diana: Oh!

Diana: Before you go, let me give you something to show my… uhh… appreciation.

Michelle: Oh-h k! What is it?

Henry looked at Michelle wide-eyed.

Henry: Uhh… I-I… uhh… s-sure…?

The door creaked, as Diana ducked quickly back into the dining room.

She poured the pink vitamin water into two empty bottles and topped up the difference under the kitchen tap.

Diana: At least this way I’ll get to see what kind of effect it has on their bodies, fu fu fu.

She capped off the bottles and carried them to the front door.

Diana: Here you go!

Diana: You two are such kind uhhh, people, that I thought I would share some of my water with you on such a hot day.

She handed them both bottles of her special water.

Diana: You must be thirsty.

Michelle: Oh my yes, we’ve been walking around all day. Some water would be lovely right about now.

She took the bottle from Diana’s hand, and without a thought, began to drink it.

Henry: The water is pink…

Diana: Oh don’t mind that, it’s vitamin water. It’ll help re-invigorate you for your journey around town.

Henry: Oh my, thank you. You’re such a kind-hearted, thoughtful person.

Michelle: This tastes great. What flavor is it?

Diana: Oh fu fu fu, it’s my own mix of vitamins and minerals.

Michelle: Really? It tastes like berries!

The woman guzzled a large mouthful of water before Diana could even answer.

She gently clutched her chest as the aphrodisiac began to work its magic on her body.

The man twisted open the top and took a swig.

Henry: Oh hey! This does taste pretty good. Thank you.

Diana: Fu fu fu, don’t mention it.

He tipped his head back taking a few large gulps, spilling a little off the side of his mouth and down his neck.

Michelle: We better get going now. *hiccup*

Michelle: Oh my, excuse me. I seem to be *hiccup* hiccuping.

Diana smirked.

Diana: You must have drunk it too fast.

Michelle: A-h haha, I *hiccup*, I was quite thirsty *hiccup*

Michelle: Oh I almost *hiccup* forgot.

She reached into the tote bag on Henry’s shoulder, pressing her boobs awkwardly against him.

Michelle: Here you go!

Diana took the flier from her hand. It was for the Golden Festival.

Michelle: If you ever need to know more about the Golden Festival, or anything to do with the Circle of Enlightened Ones, just go to th… *hiccup* t-hat website, and you can *hiccup* find out more.

Henry’s face was bright red, looking up at the top of the door frame while he gripped the clipboard over his crotch.

Diana: I will…

The door creaked as Diana slowly closed it.

*thud clack*

Diana: FU FU FU!

She quickly rushed over to the window, peeking through the curtain and watching the aphrodisiac slowly taking effect.

Diana: It’s not as potent but it seems to be having an effect on them.

Henry was leaning forwards, hiding his spontaneous erection behind the clipboard he was carrying.

Michelle was leaning up against the wall, with her knees pointing inwards.

She was doing the same as Henry, pressing the corner of the clipboard between her legs, and slowly grinding against it.

Diana’s spine tingled, knowing that her newest aphrodisiac was penetrating their body.

She giggled to herself, unbuttoning her short shorts, watching carefully, as the two of them lit up with passion.

Michelle: Oh… ohh-hh-h my, it f-feels…

Michelle’s breasts jiggled, with each heaving breath being teased out by the clipboard between her thighs.

Henry: Oh M-my Michelle! You must resist these urges.

Michelle: *pant* Urges? It’s nothing of the *hiccup* sort, it’s *pant* just a hot day.

She slowly unbuttoned her shirt revealing the cleavage between her white lacy brazier.

Henry: No, I must not… give in! I must resist this temptation.

Diana teased herself as she watched the clipboard flex against the mighty bulge of Henry’s pants.

Henry: O-OH-OOOHHHHH BABY!!! *pop*

The man collapsed to the floor, clipboard still in hand, twitching uncontrollably.

Michelle: Oh, you *hiccup* naughty NAU-GHTY… MA-AHHH…

Diana: Oh fu fu fu…

Much like Henry, Michelle collapsed to the floor, her hips gently grinding against the edge of the clipboard, while her body twitched and twinged with pleasure.

Diana released her hand from deep inside her shorts, letting her finger gently glide over her wet pussy.

Diana: Fu fu fu, they both popped. Interesting…

She licked her fingers.

Diana: Was that because of the aphrodisiac, or was it just because they haven’t felt good in a while?

Diana: It happened too fast to tell…

She scribbled some notes on some random paper on the table by the window.

Diana: I guess I’ll have to try it on a couple that's a little more promiscuous, and I think I know just the two.

She closed off her note with a big love heart, circling the people she had in mind, “Bill + Kareen”.

Diana: Fu fu fu…

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Thanks y'all~!

~ Zuri Sama ~