Hard Round

Save a Horse... (Fan Tier)

Added 2022-09-25 13:45:14 +0000 UTC

So this one started life as a joke inspired by Mercedes. She posted a story on IG well over a year ago now of her in a cowgirl outfit doing a pole routine to the song "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"

Now, my initial joke was way dirtier (and when it's finished it'll be on the super fan tier 😈) but because I got carried away with the SFW version it got finished first and I posted it.

Little did I know, this specific version actually has some real significance to Mercedes, so she's commissioned an alternative version 👀. That may or may not go on socials, I'm not sure yet, but suffice it to say my little joke had more legs than I realised.

Included the Purple Cowgirl variant here, even though I only shared it in a story on IG. I think the Green Slinkini is much more fitting 😅

Also, I went with "Eggplant" over "Aubergine" because it fits the cadence of the song, I'm English so to me it's an Aubergine... but "Save a horse, ride an aubergine" just doesn't have the same... jazz to it. 🤷‍♂️