With Juniper of course! ;D
Story provided by requester:
Quote: Juniper Montage: “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?”
Rainbow Dash: “Oh, hey Juniper. We were uh, we were just..”
Sunset Shimmer: “Strengthening our marital bonds.”
RD: “Yeah, that.”
JM: “Really? ‘Cause it looks to me like you decided to bang in the middle of a movie theater where children can see you!”
SS “... Juni, girl, look around. Freaking no one wants to see this thing, much less children.”
RD: “The trailer lied to me.”
JM: “That’s beside the point! We have cameras here.”
RD and SS look around
SS: “Where?”
JM: “What do you mean “where?” It’s right-... Are there seriously no cameras in here? Whatever the point is you shouldn’t be doing that in here.”
RD: “Hey, wanna join in?”
JM: “WHAT!?”
SS: “Great idea, Rainbow! We’ve got the strap-ons and the condoms-”
JM: “Wait, why do you need condoms?”
SS: “Oh, they’re for if you’re going for a few rounds and want to do some anal but don’t want to stop in the middle to clean off the dildo.”
JM: “Never mind. Anyway, you’re married.”
RD: “Juniper, the thing I learned about marrying an Equestrian is that they don’t really do “cheating”. Sleeping around is just an expected fact for them.”
SS: “Don’t act like you’re not happy that you can cheat on me and get away with it.”
JM: “But… But…”
SS: “Juni. We all know that you hate working here. What better way to stick it to them than by having sex in their theater under their noses?”
JM: After a bit of thinking “... Okay.”