Birthday Present for Girlfriend

“Thank you so much for doing this! Best birthday present everrrrrr!!!”

“Glad you like….me… Wasn’t totally my idea though. I couldn’t figure out what to get you for your birthday so I went to the last place I was expecting…. The old mall. There was this dope looking magic shop there and I figured there may be something you would like in there. The girl working the counter asked if there’s anything you’ve truly wanted. Told her the story of how you’ve wanted a younger sister and joked that it could never happen. To my surprise, the transformation started immediately and I had to run to the bathroom because I was freaking out and body was aching since these boobies were growing and I was shrinking in height and age! You should have seen the looks I got coming out of the stall in the men’s room as a 19-year-old girl! Had to go shop for girl clothes in the mall after that. This body feels totally weird.”

“Imagine all the fun things we can do now! You can have some of my hand-me-downs even if we like shopping for clothes together. We can go on girls’ trips to the spa and salon. Maybe even some beach trip where we can take selfies in bikinis on the beach. And I can be overprotective of you and gatekeep the guys you want to date!”

“Umm… date guys? You are excited… but let’s not read too much into this. Don’t know how long I’ll be in this body and obviously still want to be together.”

“Oh, you are so cute! I wanted to wait a few weeks to see how things would go, but this is fate. I was going to break up with you anyway.”

“What?!!? Why would you do such a thing? We have a great thing going.”

“And it’s going to be even better now that you are stuck as my younger sister! Don’t worry, I’ll be a great role model and teach you everything you need to know about being a girl.”