You're our friend

🤭

DMG

Oh, wow!! I just joined!! boy oh boy i cant wait for my gift bag!! :D

Gogo Qupo

I'm not wearing a shirt. If I'm going to FF content, I'm shitting, smoking weed, or gaming, all of which i do whilst ice bathing naked.

I needed to hear this today

YoungKingChain

I hate you guys.

I come back to this every day

my friends

im gonna suck the soul out of your willys

What great friends

they love us

Wow I feel so seen <3

Avocado

Where is my gift bag?

When do we get added to the secret onlyfans?

Michael Westlake

Not gonna lie, kinda needed that.

Nicholas

jokes on you, i’m not wearing a shirt and i don’t have eyes

SKIBBY CABOODLE

love ya guys :')

Dicke and ball

Why would you ever tell your family you watch this

Max Kavanagh

I love you

It’s_Elijah21

Bet

Delskif

Our parasocial relationship grows stronger

I know this is a facade but I needed it

Unknown 2234

I enjoy you silly fuckers.

Ethan St. Cyr

on stream u said early :>

WHERE IS EPISODE!!!

We are like family now, and I hate my family

I am not wearing a shirt

where tf is my gift bag

If my gift bag got lost, can i get it resent?

Jordan Nerona

I feel let down and betrayed

amazing

Thank you Poob, Bryan, Hell even Stalltt. You all have been real pals.

Rhett

I feel so loved

Here I am thinking I was forgotten 🦆

Intuned

Alright take your pants off, it's time for that dick to get sucked

Timothy B

What Sam said it.

Clevelander

hell yeah brother man

Ok bud

Tom

this is what we pay the big money for :)

Durtcobain

Unfortunate my gift bag got lost :(

This meant the word to me!

Mr. Nice Memes

Same

I’m going to kill myself if poob doesn’t show up to my birthday party

Phwix

Hear that dad? At least someone considers me family! Even if he never remembers my birthday.

Big Doinks

That includes you

Haydong 518

Everyone here is a FN sap

Erik Perez

Just resubbed thinking this was a new episode; fuck my life

Only patreon i've bought. Worth every goddam penny

Also ima need that gift basket

Thanks for noticing guys love you all !

Why are these always invisible to me for the first few days. I check this page erryday this week and didn't see shit.

False Albino

I am in a parade social relationship with the forehead fables podcast

PepsiKong

So THAT explains the giftbags

Can we have a podcast featuring a permanent replacement for Bryan? That would be so funny and epic #POG

Porkchop

I’m Chad Brad

You guys better start saying Kevin

I'm horribly lonely

Disgrace

I was literally telling my family that I listen to this podcast cause it makes me feel like I have friends, and then this drops, spooky.

Thanks for my present this year papa sam. Really appreciated it.

Vinzmann

Ewwww dont call me your friend! you're gross and weird...

Snaak

Hi sam its me kevin where tf is my gift basket

Wow, this makes me confident you'll enjoy the local shrine to Poob me and all the other neighborhood kids made! I'll be sure to tell the little psychos to be on the lookout for those gift bags! Thanks guys!

👁👄👁

Needed this. Love you boys. Also bring back Shekel Scheme

Pierce

I am currently homeless because all of my money goes to the Forehead Fables podcast, but it’s ok because the 2 podcasts a month is worth it :)

Name_Greg

I knew developing this parasocial relationship was a big risk but I'm glad it's paid off in the end. If only I could pay money to real people to be my friend instead of only being allowed to pay prostitutes for casual sex. A friend prostitute, if you will.

Is this the part where you tell me that you and mom are getting a divorce

Mogh

he's ChadBrad

I'm ChadBrad

Holy shit you goddamn assholes. I mean don’t get me wrong, I loved this post and it made me feel great. But goddamnit at first I thought it was a whole podcast episode that was an hour and 32 minutes…

Joshua Pierce

No YouTube version?

Joshua Pierce

never got my giftbag :(

Jeremias Hübner

I feel like a dude that hires a prostitute just to have her berate and mock him until he cries

Bourbon

If you guys weren't known for being such notorious assholes I'd be upset but now I'm really happy because fuck you guys.

Slim Reaper

Thanks boys. Hope you are all well.

wow

Love you buds

Joey Etta

Ive been going through a lot and listening to you idiots has all but helped i’m now certain i have to kms

Hoping I get my gift bag soon, I haven't seen it in the mail I think you guys forgot to send one to me haha

happy Im being protected in exchange for my $5 by such a great family. happy doing business as usual

Wizardo the fool

sitting naked 4am in my parents house drinking beer and pondering if i should get a job

thanks Samuel I think of you s the father I never had.

I really feel honored that you gave me exclusively a nick-name, “kevin” Makes me feel like im right at home hanging out with the Lads, and not paying for a bad prostitute

Zoron

All i hear is pay up pay pig and im fine with that.

Yaffa

Thanks dudes, I needed that.

Alex

we are one polyamorous relationship

TonySaphrony

I should bleach my eyes to match this shirt I'm wearing, thanks sam

Dumass

Still not received the gift bag but I'm sure it will definitely arrive soon. Unless it's been caught by the gravitational pull of Sams forehead.

This is an out rage, Sam I’m omw to eat your ass

You mean to tell me I got fully naked and legs wide open for a minute and half mp3

Thanks so much for the gift bag, 3 bitcoins? That's insane dude, thanks Sam.

I shaved my balls for... this?

CowtongueHarry

Great job Stallt keep up the good work

Chorklestorp

I hate this guy so much

Abstract (muh fukin) Ducky

when am i getting poob's cum necklace i'm a tier 3 sub

Logan

Thanks I’m glad you noticed 🥺

Queso

I haven't gotten my gift bag hope you can get it to me soon I sent sam my adress to make sure its right

devildognick

Sam, I’m wearing a white shirt, how does that help my eyes?

Recon

𓂺

Damp Sweaty Moldy Nasty Nutsack

funny poggers

HumidAir

gay

colbs

Epic podcast and even more epic wholesomeness

Logan S

honestly this is wholesome

guys he sent me email this is so cool

He’s talking to me guys

Chris

Patrons finna be pissed when they find out this wasn't made for them and that this is just repackaged garbage from one of their Hunt streams.

Onii-chan.exe

Ehhhh Xmas card shout out lmao

I love you

PanzerDan

why did my gift bag include normal candies and trinkets except for one item that's fully animated w CGI

I wear my GS cancer shirt with pride 🏳️‍🌈

JoblessPickle

<3

Finxi Artifexi

In Lou of a gift bag, please do more Looney Toons content on the podcast.

Happy I pay 5$ to get some more mediocre content. Keep up the work you sorry pigs.

FancyCuttlefish

Here I was, getting ready to settle down for a podcast and I get this, thanks dad, I miss you

SparkTheShep

Yall prolly posted that in kinda a jokey manner, but I honestly needed that. Love yall, keep up the good work urself❤️

The Great Jew

Well thanks, but I’m taking a shower no shirt today b

Sam is trying to eat all the edibles before they get moldy again

Surprisingly wholesome. I needed that, thanks fellas

this is the only family i have, besides the real one which is NO GOOD

SlavicGold

This sounds like something Poob would say. Thank you papa.

Thanks Papa Sam

Sir Files

My niggas bro godbless 🙏🏽

PhattManDan

Hilarious

M.S.G.

Me friend, me happy.

Daniel S

Oh heck yes

Mike M

Where’s my guest spot

clone003

I coomed

Thanks sam

I knew it was me all along

Kevyn Wolf

Papa Sam give daddy milkers?

Grant Hoffman

Thanks Samuel, now I can listen to this after my father's brutal nightly beatings to feel loved.

i have become Kevin.

Can't wait to wack off to thinking about you shirtless sam

Man I'm feeling clean in my wife beater now, thanks Sam!

I cried at this thanks a lot

cj salami

thank you Sam

penelope

Your fucking welcome

rawniew

Thanks dad

Jovian

Thank you, Sam.

TP FradeN

I'm naked what shirt are you talking about

Rager .

Thanks Dad:)

Exactly what i needed. Thanks fellow degenerates

PraisedLink

I can't make it to the reunion this year. Also can I go by Edward?

Thanks Sam, I was feeling down today and needed this

Tanner K.

Just finished my first week of my new job, thanks Sam needed this

Travus Danielson

I feel like Sam's my real mom

Wakaran

Thanks papa rabbi

Heartwarming

a_streamer_guy

Thanks big man sam

Can we get some podcast merch?

Gavin Latham

Thanks fellas, tough week. Needed some extra praise and love.

Love u sam

Thanks sam

Testerbot9000

My gift bag came with an unusually worn out pocket pussy

Thanks mom

I hope you have a great day too

Ivan

Shut your mouth you fat bald piece of shit

Elliott R

How much money do I have to pay to nuke the discord

Caffiend

Thanks sam

Ivan

Thanks sam

Mack Sargent

When are you gonna call, my brother is worried about you

Sencer

I needed that today.

Tony garcia

Shut it nerd

big soup

I’m wearing no shirt that means you like my nipples

Jacob Smith

No

I really got scammed out of $5

That's a good jewelry shop name.

CowtongueHarry

Oi you dirty bloke don't contact here again or I'll rip that bloody head off your shoulders

It’s funny cuz my name is Kevin 😂

I want 2 jars of whatever you excrete please poob.

Ismael

I'm not wearing a shirt you fucking buffoon.

Motive Unclear

Love the gift bag, guys. Great lotion

AshJLee

Wow thank you for talking directly to me sam anyone else replying will be getting their foreskins taken or given back depending.

Kinda feel like its a trap of some kind.

Love you papa

Tyson Woods

im shirtless bro

dscobeans

You could just kill your friends instead but to each their own I guess.

CowtongueHarry

I know your trying to squeeze more money out of me. Its not gunna happen rat

tank sem c:

Max

Nah he's talking to me. We have this little inside joke where he calls me Kevin. Just a little thing between friends

Love you babes

Aw thanks Sam and Co, watched and loved you and your content for years and will continue to do so until the end.

Dominic Richardson

Damn im so glad to finally be part of the family brings tears to my eyes to have somebody care for me😭

Juan Rodriguez

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Audio porn

ConfusedPuny

Guess he’s talking to me lol

Wow, awesome. I am the sole person to receive this message, so amazing

Robbie Duncan

What is this?

you are my great friend thank you

cameron

Thanks sammy 😄

Deandre adams

I figured USPS lost my gift bag in the mail

Brendyn Vanderslice

What a dick lol 🤣🤣

Zachary Vanscoy

Nice

Sam what the fuck is this. You arent supposed to be nice to us. I love your content and all, but this isnt abuse towards your fans. Jk, thanks thicc boi 😘

Kalle Hokkanen

If i had to be friends with you guys irl i would kill myself to get out of it

Logan

I'm bringing pudding to the Christmas family dinner

Thank you sam i was gonna kill myself painfully but now ill make it swift

Aaron Terrell

Thanks tell mom I said love you

Bryan Bredeson

Finally, acknowledgement 😭😭

Thomas Brummeler

can’t wait for the Christmas post card that has every single Patreon name!

I feel loved

knockdownupside

Love my gift bag guys<3

Knew you were a real one Sampson 💯

our parasocial relationship is cultivating wonderfully. catch me outside your window

They love me! - Tobey Maguire

I will no longer have a joker moment

Gideon Godson

I have never cried and pooped so hard

It does feel good being apart of such a loving family! Can't wait for the Christmas party

I’m glad to have my suspicions that we’ve been friends all along confirmed

VectorGeometry

☺️

A much chad move of you Sam and Sam and Bryan

Different

Real pogchamp moment

Colossal

<3

Now that I'm family can I get some free merchandise

Makin me blush dawg

Great post champ👍👍👍

Noah Pearson

Jokes on you Sam, I'm nude

John Sharplin

Wow can’t wait to show this to my mom as proof that I have friends

Avery

shut up before I kiss you freak

My hero

I love you

Thanks bud!

Gabe V

W

Thanks Sam

Very swag

What is this guy some kinda freak

Parker Schneidau

Thanks dad.