Dying Alone With A Throat Full- PATRON EP. 64
Added 2024-09-30 16:39:04 +0000 UTCVideo Version: https://youtu.be/nt3aMu7Jsmk
hell yeah brudders. got power back finally.
shoutout to our homies recovering from Helene in the carolinas.
also big shoutout to the Mag Lab for pushing the storm east of Tallahassee
Comments
The toilet part is really funny as a contractor, kohler is just as mid as american standard for more money
Charlie baker
2025-01-14 13:27:06 +0000 UTCNot a family add. But my family actually invented the nail gun, but get a senco nail gun and don’t look back
KyleJ_03
2024-12-22 07:40:59 +0000 UTCStalt! Can we please have you do an outro or SOMETHING/ANYTHING on the podcast each episode?
Sock Goblin
2024-12-07 05:43:16 +0000 UTCLate to the party but kratom absolutely rocks
chrisdshawn
2024-11-12 14:56:25 +0000 UTCNobody hates the podcast more than the patrons. You guys are very ungrateful, and rude to most of the guests.
PM hoorah
2024-11-05 21:28:51 +0000 UTCAdventure beetle racing was the shit on n64 i played the shit outta that too.
Ishankyoface
2024-10-23 21:15:00 +0000 UTCHonestly, I hear a lot in these podcasts that you're worried that this or that podcast was really bad, but out of the like nearly 200 done I've only ever skipped or not finish like 5? You guys are alright. Also these fucking losers freaking out about not getting a podcast every 10th day. Like yeah, we pay for 3 a month, we get 3 a month. Do something else with you life
Pablotodamax
2024-10-23 13:01:22 +0000 UTCNo it’s calling the cumrag cummy
FancySalm
2024-10-15 21:58:55 +0000 UTCi dont even say this in earnest, its sarcasm...
DarthCoyster
2024-10-15 19:22:42 +0000 UTCYou guys expect me to keep jacking off to this episode? I need my new fix
Hekseblad
2024-10-15 17:01:49 +0000 UTCWhy do I even pay for this? It’s the 15th and no new podcast. And you can’t even say because of the hurricane that shit happened like a week ago
Giovanni Tejada
2024-10-15 16:50:20 +0000 UTCSam when are you gonna buy the Herman Miller Eames Lounge Chair?
Blake
2024-10-15 15:58:41 +0000 UTC😓
Fart Basket
2024-10-15 15:56:29 +0000 UTCit's funny because it's true
Stalltt
2024-10-15 15:35:59 +0000 UTCWe are on track for 3 1 hour episodes on the 25th 28th and 31st
Connor
2024-10-15 14:12:49 +0000 UTCParasocially defending some dudes who we pay to entertain us if they want. Isn't that calling the cookie a crummy biscuit 🤔
Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities
2024-10-15 13:36:48 +0000 UTCThis is why I called your brother pisshead
Poob's Grampa
2024-10-15 12:04:41 +0000 UTCMeat rider 🍖
MilkMan248
2024-10-15 11:41:01 +0000 UTCNow I will insert a Lego into my butt for each day
Davide
2024-10-15 09:32:28 +0000 UTCpoob ..... more like poop
bosnian poob
2024-10-15 07:40:39 +0000 UTCYeah how weird for people to complain about not getting a product for payment under the business’s comment section
Chucklegorpy
2024-10-15 02:17:26 +0000 UTCThey are, the pod just ain’t dropping cause stalltt doesn’t wanna make the thumbnail
Chucklegorpy
2024-10-15 02:16:33 +0000 UTCSam probably got exploded by a hurricane so gonna take awhile for Abby to stitch him back together.
Noah Pearson
2024-10-15 00:34:44 +0000 UTCHope Sam and his family are safe.
OnlyFran
2024-10-15 00:26:15 +0000 UTCParasocially bitching about a podcast episode. Pathetic. Stfu cumrag
FancySalm
2024-10-14 22:28:44 +0000 UTChalfway through the month still no podcast. pathetic.
DarthCoyster
2024-10-14 11:09:26 +0000 UTCThis comment stems from being annoyed with sam’s youtube videos being a constructed narrative that has things being played out inorganically.
Charles
2024-10-13 14:14:27 +0000 UTCI feel like these guys need to realize we like them enough that they don’t have to cut a ton of the stuff out of the podcast. The awkward moments and pauses between topics show us a more authentic personality.
Charles
2024-10-13 14:11:28 +0000 UTCSam really ought to replace Stalltt with a Vietnamese sweatshop so the editing gets done in a single day for half the cost.
A patreon account
2024-10-13 14:08:44 +0000 UTCJust gotta wait another week for it to be edited
Connor
2024-10-12 04:06:26 +0000 UTChttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Skupin
Evan Eichler
2024-10-12 02:59:01 +0000 UTCPoob said on stream yesterday that he filmed a podcast yesterday morning and that Sam is fine and he didn’t even loose power.
Charles
2024-10-11 23:05:12 +0000 UTCI hope bizzle is on the next episode. Love that man
Brennan Burke
2024-10-11 20:01:33 +0000 UTCNo asshole pictures to reward us for enduring that bullshit last month?
Caleb Blankenship
2024-10-11 16:51:06 +0000 UTCI own 2 pitbulls. Definitely a more aggressive breed
Wizerd89
2024-10-11 06:45:02 +0000 UTCNaked podcast is on the table? I vote yes
Sam Shack
2024-10-10 17:22:08 +0000 UTCJust saw the news some mega forehead guy from Tallahassee stopped the second hurricane wave
Sam
2024-10-10 14:49:47 +0000 UTCRip Sam bruh😭😭🙏
Giovanni Tejada
2024-10-10 11:52:23 +0000 UTCWas thinking the other day, definitely need to do a Naked Podcast format!
Fart Basket
2024-10-10 10:09:38 +0000 UTCi love you do a naked podcast <33
colbs
2024-10-10 06:24:50 +0000 UTCSecond this
Zachary Bednarz
2024-10-10 02:40:22 +0000 UTCsam if you’re still alive you should celebrate by doing a naked podcast with poob for the next ep
Slickity
2024-10-09 16:11:57 +0000 UTCguys dont worry, sam is up in tallahassee and MagLab has successfully repelled the hurricane
gbrah
2024-10-09 10:04:49 +0000 UTCWishing the best for sam and his family get out of Florida!!
jordan guillory
2024-10-09 09:32:48 +0000 UTCI hope Sam and his family are safe with the insanity going on. Bad situation 💔
ManlyboyMan
2024-10-09 06:47:13 +0000 UTCBuy sparking zero and it will recoope your lost testosterone
Cornbread With Slasa
2024-10-09 05:00:43 +0000 UTCSam dont die that would suck
Sniffy McCringleburg
2024-10-09 01:41:36 +0000 UTCSam forehead has the aerodynamics to disapate the hurricane before impact. Fuck the magnet, get that forehead out there on the front lines!
Caleb Blankenship
2024-10-08 22:36:43 +0000 UTCYo sam gonna die tomorrow??? Another fucking hurricane
Nathan Wolf
2024-10-08 21:48:03 +0000 UTCHey guys, I know you've got a lot going on with these hurricanes and all, I could really use a podcast, just had a testicle removed yesterday and need something to do
Lilclip
2024-10-08 17:47:07 +0000 UTCI really hope them calling it the gremlin is a joke but I know it isn’t and they don’t know it’s actually the kremlin
Hydra
2024-10-08 17:38:51 +0000 UTCim rooting for u bro
bosnian poob
2024-10-08 13:48:45 +0000 UTCI DO leave whiny bitchy comments because im fickle and emotional like a woman, but if anyone comments about how bad the podcast is its sam and poob lol.
bosnian poob
2024-10-08 13:28:15 +0000 UTCI think Poob was trying to tell Sam something when he said “I’m bikolar,” but Sam didn’t even listen 😔
Peter
2024-10-08 10:56:41 +0000 UTCAre you guys going to do spooky TED talk at the end of the month? I'm sure people could have a couple of spooky or freaky experiences. Like have you ever felt being watched? It's like a real unexplained phenomenon that most can say that they have experienced and there's no good scientific explanation about it. How do you know where the gaze is coming from? You just turn around and lock eyes with the person looking. What's being transmitted or received. Real freaky telepathic shit, specially when you are supposed to be alone
Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia
2024-10-08 06:34:11 +0000 UTCYah man I hope you're taking Milton a bit more seriously, I live in East TN and am seeing some of this crazy weather reproductions in the Appalachian mountains, it's border line Katrina numbers in casualties. Stay safe dude "act accordingly"😂
Dickey lemons
2024-10-08 06:31:43 +0000 UTCMom said we would talk 'bout the kissing of men in presence of Poob no more...
Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia
2024-10-08 06:22:24 +0000 UTCSam you gotta move for real.
Nehit
2024-10-08 02:38:54 +0000 UTCStay safe during the new hurricane, Sam
Alligatorstats
2024-10-08 01:14:31 +0000 UTCUsed to be a plumber moen and kohler are fucking dog shit. Use Toto toilets are the good shit and delta for fixtures.
Jesse Woodyard
2024-10-08 01:12:29 +0000 UTCPoobs gotta be gay
BigRedPP
2024-10-07 19:44:54 +0000 UTCSam fire up that magnet
Connor
2024-10-07 16:51:56 +0000 UTCi’m cranking it till the next episode hopefully it’s good i don’t wanna shoot a dud
Slickity
2024-10-07 16:03:58 +0000 UTCbigger issue was the over edditing causing bizzle to burn out, if they would have cut one of those 3 hour long sessions and made 3, 1 hour long espisodes for the month and left them more uneddeited like all the random moving pictures and stuff thats cool to see but not a necessity then mabye its feesable but i dont think thats what bizzle wanted.
fuckyoujim
2024-10-07 15:40:33 +0000 UTCReal, bro is the biggest op for no reason
NorthWind
2024-10-07 14:51:41 +0000 UTCSam’s getting hit with a double decker stay safe gooners
R Patch
2024-10-07 13:53:52 +0000 UTCwe all see you leaving bitchy whining comments about how bad the podcast is tho
Miles Guy
2024-10-07 08:27:05 +0000 UTCyea well I'd love to kiss men but you dont see me leaving comments about it
bosnian poob
2024-10-07 08:25:34 +0000 UTCDude, kava fucking rocks, it’s just a wee bit expensive
ChiefSlapAHo
2024-10-06 23:06:29 +0000 UTCI'd love to have access to the uncircumcised rant version for those long work days
Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia
2024-10-06 09:25:52 +0000 UTCSilence mommy and daddy are fighting
pibb
2024-10-06 07:46:25 +0000 UTCGlad I have access to the cut content with my $10 tier. All cut content is on the $10 tier.
Dylan Anderson
2024-10-06 00:24:56 +0000 UTCFuck you
Dylan Anderson
2024-10-06 00:24:16 +0000 UTCGreat outro, this is why I’m paying the big bucks, baby!
Ben Kohut
2024-10-05 16:50:59 +0000 UTCSam needs a near death experience now we can convert the pod to a christian pod someone get on that
Rian
2024-10-05 16:44:01 +0000 UTCHe needs to take chewing classes apparently
Connor
2024-10-05 05:30:01 +0000 UTCErm tho the use of the r word usuage could be lowered
Chucklegorpy
2024-10-04 19:07:09 +0000 UTCThank you stalt, love ya.
Mike Bitte
2024-10-04 16:15:25 +0000 UTCI think this is the second time Poob has struggled with a Bay leaf. Starting to think he doesn’t know he’s supposed to take those out
Jabba
2024-10-04 11:43:59 +0000 UTCGotta figure it out like the rest of us chief
Josh Spence
2024-10-03 22:16:23 +0000 UTCglad you’re okay Poobie
SackedBrunch
2024-10-03 20:20:50 +0000 UTCAlso thank you all for the great content you too stallt a true hero
NeckbeardedMorlock
2024-10-03 19:45:33 +0000 UTCI'm also gonna comment here too, bring back die of laughter even if you can't get brian bring in a new fresh face and just have brians character die or get taken hostage so he only has to show up once or twice
NeckbeardedMorlock
2024-10-03 19:18:46 +0000 UTChow the hell do i join the discord im paid bruh
jack
2024-10-03 17:22:35 +0000 UTCI paid for it, I want to join it.
SerotoninCrunch
2024-10-03 11:58:22 +0000 UTCDon’t
Kwolf
2024-10-03 08:11:24 +0000 UTCLoved the episode guys, don't beat yourself up on the content, I honestly just love hearing you and Poop shoot the shit and riff and giggle. Very cozy and familiar, my kinda humor. Tho the R-word usage could be lower lol. Either way love you guys and hope Sam's huge ass plugged the window and defeated the hurricane!
Adrian McGee
2024-10-03 04:02:48 +0000 UTCHow do I join the discord?
SerotoninCrunch
2024-10-03 03:39:04 +0000 UTCI would like to submit a demo reel of me chewing food for a possible future career path as poops personally food chewer, please lmk if interested
Justice May
2024-10-03 00:37:48 +0000 UTCOutstanding work stallt
Jaymurk
2024-10-02 19:04:01 +0000 UTCMr. Forehead, if you ever decide to commit to moving to Colorado I guarantee that staying in shape will become exponentially easier. No gym membership required, the mountains are all you need. I've lived here for 8 years now and have dropped 100 pounds since moving from Texas.
Max
2024-10-02 18:24:06 +0000 UTCHey Poop have you seen Jason x yet
Jeff Melon
2024-10-02 14:45:35 +0000 UTCI'll baby bird feed you mushed food poob
Krinkmore
2024-10-02 13:05:45 +0000 UTCjust got my power back, two episodes yipee!
Jeck
2024-10-02 12:58:59 +0000 UTCOr they could use Reddit 🤮🤢
Big Man
2024-10-02 02:48:26 +0000 UTCI mean that would be an amazing episode lol. Or they could just look past the first ten search results that are all medical websites which ofc don’t really explain much lmao.
Big Man
2024-10-02 02:47:54 +0000 UTCyeah, they should do an episode where they line up every known drug and take them all just to educate themselves on what happens
izafixxi
2024-10-02 02:19:02 +0000 UTCOk ok when it comes too any substances at all, these two are the most uneducated mfers ever 😂 like CNN levels of knowledge lmao
Big Man
2024-10-01 23:16:30 +0000 UTCShout out to Stalt. Doesn't get enough credit.
Dug
2024-10-01 20:35:36 +0000 UTCYou shouldn’t kill you’re self this podcast is awesome, siiiiike
Cam Mcneally
2024-10-01 20:00:15 +0000 UTCThis episode makes me sad. I have eosinophilic eosophigitis and I’ve been living the past two years on nothing but liquids because of how fucked and tight my throat is I can’t swallow anything solid without choking/an impaction.
Big Man
2024-10-01 15:49:16 +0000 UTCAs you you should
Rich Benzo
2024-10-01 15:13:30 +0000 UTCHello Sam and other Sam! Another great one! Love the Forehead Fables Podcast! I love subscribing monthly to this super cool patreon!
Pyro Fox
2024-10-01 13:59:51 +0000 UTCAs someone who basically pays to berate them, same. But if they are late again this month i will be forced to start writing mean comments again.
bosnian poob
2024-10-01 13:54:40 +0000 UTCAll jokies aside, I’m glad Sam’s ok 😀
Rich Benzo
2024-10-01 13:32:28 +0000 UTCAs a new member of the Patreon I am satisfied
Derman Cheese
2024-10-01 12:48:11 +0000 UTConly 90 mins? you trying to fuck me or something
Im Gaxi
2024-10-01 11:26:18 +0000 UTCHey Sam im tellin you. If you wanna sink your teeth in a game that makes great content with the right editing and humor. A game that is very much alike to the social deduction games you enjoy so much. A game where just a bit of autism will get you a long way. Then i can recommend Space Station 13. It runs on a 1996 engine called Byond. Play a couple of games on TG station theyre pretty chill. Im interested to know what you think of it. Also watch the video SSethTzeentach made on it. That got a lot of people into the game. Cheers
Nioaquavel
2024-10-01 10:32:08 +0000 UTCHey Sam & Sam, This episode was super duper! I really enjoyed the part where Sam described, in generalized detail, his experience of choking on, and overcoming, the wretched bay leaf. Sam’s insights into home owning were quite interesting, and I hope to hear about how the hurricane affected Sam’s house. Stalt, thank you for distilling the content into a delectable little treat for us patrons <3 Looking forward to the next one!
Michael J
2024-10-01 09:26:25 +0000 UTCWhen was this recorded? Has Poob choked on multiple bay leaves?
Peter
2024-10-01 07:38:51 +0000 UTCSubject: Loving Your Podcast! Hi [Sam & Sam], I just wanted to drop a quick note to say how much I enjoy your podcast! Your engaging conversations and thoughtful insights always brighten my day. Thank you for the hard work you put into every episode—it's truly appreciated! Looking forward to what’s next! Best Regards, [Dylans]
Dylan Laskowski
2024-10-01 05:59:10 +0000 UTCImagine if sams mailbox gets destroyed from the hurricane
JuscallmeTay
2024-10-01 05:58:26 +0000 UTCThe Gremlin
Brandon
2024-10-01 04:26:10 +0000 UTCGlad that hurricane didn't rip you from your chair out the window:)
Tyler Jordan
2024-10-01 04:04:54 +0000 UTCPoob might wear a gremlin outfit next podcast and god forbid he gets heat stroke, but I know he’ll do the right thing and keep it on the whole podcast regardless of how soupy it gets inside.
Charles
2024-10-01 03:52:51 +0000 UTCNah, fuck you expeditiously x2
pibb
2024-10-01 02:25:27 +0000 UTCNah, fuck you
Stalltt
2024-10-01 02:24:20 +0000 UTCStalt please let the babble run for as long as possible were sucked dry of content enough as is
CheeseCake King
2024-10-01 01:24:44 +0000 UTCOnly an hour and a half?? Ive ordered the hurricanes to take Abby as punishment. Say goodbye
Gaziwa
2024-10-01 01:08:00 +0000 UTCRelease the self pity cut
Heavymetalcowboy
2024-10-01 00:46:35 +0000 UTCFuck you stalt
pibb
2024-10-01 00:22:46 +0000 UTCand on international podcast day no less!
Jacob Monreal
2024-10-01 00:11:53 +0000 UTCLove u too stalltt
Spaceweed
2024-09-30 22:52:43 +0000 UTCThank you for feeding me my monthly sub par content
Jonathon Couzzort
2024-09-30 22:23:49 +0000 UTCSam you should try Ketamine, it’s a disassociate that doesn’t make you see or hear things it sorta puts you further into your own mind. Used a lot to treat depression so it’s not like salvia or anything crazy
Tim Harlow
2024-09-30 22:12:52 +0000 UTCI’m not trying to bust y’all’s balls or anything. Contents been great
Ethan
2024-09-30 21:03:31 +0000 UTCSam borrowed a nailgun from his brother. Its probably like a $25 amazon pos of course it broke
womanrespector
2024-09-30 20:55:06 +0000 UTCI can't believe it, they got all three in September. Well done.
Jacoby Drexelhand
2024-09-30 20:53:04 +0000 UTCAlso thanks Stallt for that great outro
Themadgamer250
2024-09-30 20:36:00 +0000 UTCAll hail the magnet
Hekseblad
2024-09-30 20:35:06 +0000 UTCtechnically this one WAS recorded at the beginning of the month, before the other two
Stalltt
2024-09-30 20:02:05 +0000 UTCIf I died from a wimpy little bay leaf, I’d hope my immediate family would tell everyone at the funeral that I died from a traumatic cerebral injury after cracking my spine in an ill-fated attempt to suck my own penis or something. It’d be less embarrassing for them, I think
Bingus
2024-09-30 19:28:53 +0000 UTCHell yeah
Evans921
2024-09-30 19:01:57 +0000 UTCSam you should try Kratom instead of kava, just don’t do it every day you WILL get addicted and it’s not fun to get unadicted too Edit: good Kratom is also not synthetic it’s literally just a ground up leaf, it’s good and it gets you fucked up
Leroy Leroy Leroy
2024-09-30 18:46:35 +0000 UTCNo!
Papa Poob
2024-09-30 18:11:12 +0000 UTCGive me another breakfast mukbang
Brennan Burke
2024-09-30 18:04:06 +0000 UTCBack to back omg love yes please more thank you omg omg omg 🏳️ 😝
Fart Basket
2024-09-30 17:53:25 +0000 UTCHi Ethan
Ethan
2024-09-30 17:48:25 +0000 UTCHelene did in fact Batter my Bussy
BussyBatter
2024-09-30 17:47:21 +0000 UTCCrazy how the people in the comments forget that they are putting off the episodes to the end of the month and not spoiling us lol
Ethan
2024-09-30 17:38:43 +0000 UTCI guess we were being frontloaded for October lmao
Einar_47
2024-09-30 17:07:02 +0000 UTCIntro of the pod sounds like Sam sitting at his desk, surrounded by the rubble of his house lol. Glad yall are okay!
RydroTM
2024-09-30 17:00:01 +0000 UTCNo hurricane can keep Sam from the bag 💰
adam sepesy
2024-09-30 16:52:46 +0000 UTCI was literally on the last minute of last episode and got a notification on Patreon and damn near shed a tear
Ian gonzalez
2024-09-30 16:47:26 +0000 UTCToday's lesson. Poob is not the throat goat
Max
2024-09-30 16:46:42 +0000 UTCYou spoil us
Nehit
2024-09-30 16:46:26 +0000 UTCDamn
elliejelly
2024-09-30 16:45:29 +0000 UTCDamn you guys are spoiling us
elliejelly
2024-09-30 16:44:59 +0000 UTCgood boys
Slickity
2024-09-30 16:44:21 +0000 UTCThank you for the extra grool this week mi lords 🤲
Ian gonzalez
2024-09-30 16:44:18 +0000 UTCY’all came in clutch when you didn’t have to thank you so much stay safe and lmk if you find episode #119 it never got posted
Sam Shack
2024-09-30 16:44:10 +0000 UTCTaken out by a Bay Leaf would be hilarious
Connor
2024-09-30 16:43:23 +0000 UTCI knew you guys could do it I hope the magnet held strong I hope you have is everyone's safe
Michael Troyer
2024-09-30 16:42:38 +0000 UTCI was out of town when the hurricane pounded my apartments Bussy... 😒
Haleos
2024-09-30 16:41:59 +0000 UTCCum
Caleb Blankenship
2024-09-30 16:41:47 +0000 UTCThe turnaround in the comments never ceases to amaze me
William
2024-09-30 16:41:46 +0000 UTCI knew the Great Magnet would not fail Tallahassee
Connor
2024-09-30 16:41:32 +0000 UTCWas worried about my chigga frfr on jahseh onfroy
kolby 56
2024-09-30 16:41:16 +0000 UTCEatin good this week
Cody Quinton
2024-09-30 16:41:13 +0000 UTCFinally some more slop
Jordan Eastham
2024-09-30 16:41:12 +0000 UTCthe title reminds me of Sam’s uncle who died while eating cantaloupe
Marco Espinoza
2024-09-30 16:41:11 +0000 UTCThank you thank you thank you
Charles
2024-09-30 16:41:07 +0000 UTCwe eatin GOOD this week
Benjamin
2024-09-30 16:40:57 +0000 UTCPraise the magnet, for it has delivered us another podcast episode
Mike M
2024-09-30 16:40:55 +0000 UTCOOH WHAT A TREAT
Obtuse_owen
2024-09-30 16:40:36 +0000 UTCBoof time
BoofTube
2024-09-30 16:40:35 +0000 UTCI feel so spoiled
Alexander Torres
2024-09-30 16:40:35 +0000 UTCepisodes back to back just like that? you spoil us boys
Moses Rodriguez
2024-09-30 16:40:31 +0000 UTCOh shit he survived
Themadgamer250
2024-09-30 16:39:54 +0000 UTC
