I remember applying for a job as a graphic artist in a mall and they gave me a managerial position instead. I was like WTF!? I didn't apply for this. I spent most of my time in my office table just drawing shit and I got reprimanded for it.
Funny cuz a lot of my friends asked how the hell did I get such a high ranking job? I told them I have no fucking idea and I hated it :P