Ditto's Misadventures

Being reincarnated as a pile of pink slime was not my idea of paradise.

But it didn't take me long to realize that it was way, way better than whatever I had thought my afterlife would be like. Oh, sure, it wasn't perfect, every once in a while a bigger, badder, meaner and stronger creature came up to me and tried to beat my ass, but overall?

Living life as a sentient slime wasn't that bad. 

Especially because that was not all I was. Not at all, not in the least. I was not defenseless, after all, and I possessed an ability that more than made up for the lack of limbs.

And as my slimy body slithers through the tall grass, reaching the nearest paved road, I can see over the top of the tall green blades of grass a head of blond hair, walking away from me. 

I prepared to move out of the grass, using my abilities to transform myself into a small and unintrusive critter, a tiny brown ferret thing I had seen once, and quickly dashed out of the grass. The sound of shuffling caught the woman's attention, and she turned around, but I had already gone past, and she saw nothing behind her.

She was undoubtedly beautiful. She wore a tight fitting white dress, her perfectly smooth skin was tanned a little, just enough to give it a bronze tone that made her look delectable and she had her long, wavy hair pulled into a loose ponytail.

As she looked around to try to find me, I had already made it to the grass on the other side of the road, and I had a good vantage point to get a look at her face. She was indeed, quite the beauty. Her lips were full, almost pouty and her eyes were of an almost golden brown color, as they looked around for me... 

I grinned to myself. I'd developed something of a sixth sense these days. Women like this, I was certain she was one of those weirdos who walked around with those balls that they kept trying to force me into. Luckily, even if they hit me with them, I could break out, and if they tried to fight, I could always just turn into something small and fast and flee.

So I had to be fast, and I had to be swift, and I had to be totally unexpected. I waited until she dropped her guard, until her level of alert dropped, and the very instant that she thought there was nothing to be seen and turned around, I dashed back out of the grass, and more importantly, I went directly for her, dashing under and between her legs.

"What the-!" 

Before she had a chance to do much of anything, I used my tiny ferrety paws and the momentum I'd built up from my quick dash to bound up her leg, though as soon as I was sure I had enough momentum to carry me up the rest of the way, I collapsed my form back into the purple-pink slime that composed my real, and natural, form. 

The sludge that was my real body was carried by my momentum, and I went right up her dress, flowing up her leg and landing against her panty-clad crotch, spreading myself over her. I heard her gasp and felt her entire body vibrate around me. I could almost feel her heart beating, her breath quickening.

"Oh- what- what is this-!?" she cried out, as soon as I began to spread my slime over her smooth skin. 

I couldn't quite taste with my body normally, I had to deliberately make an attempt to taste things. It was as if I had a mouth to open, although I could also form a mouth if I wished. I made a conscious effort to taste her skin, as I spread myself thin, and I found it quite agreeable. A hint of sweat, but mostly the fruity tasting body soap she used, as well as an interesting hint of a female taste, one that was quite enticing.

A bit fishy, but... not bad.

"It feels- wet and weird..! What's going on!?" she cried out, as I covered her entire crotch.

Soon enough, I began to slip parts of myself under the white pair of underwear she wore. I couldn't quite tell on the basis that it was dark under her skirt and I currently didn't have eyes capable of dark vision, but based on what I could feel of the fabric on top of her skin, she wore quite the daring, high riding thong... well, that'd explain the lack of panty lines. 

The sexy underthings would no doubt look fantastic on her, so I decided not to just rip them apart as I otherwise could have done, instead, I worked myself slowly under them, slowly but surely becoming a thin layer between her and them, and soon enough, I began to taste her labia directly.

"Augghh- no, not there-!" she mewled. "That's not for-"

She cried out, a long and lewd moan, clearly taking her by surprise, as soon as I formed an appendage that was similar to a tongue, though bigger, fatter and wetter, and began teasing her cunt with it. 

"Oh- oh my-- I- aawh, ohhh, hmmm..!"

I could feel her doubling over, feel her hands grabbing onto her crotch through her tight dress, and then the tongue-like appendage I was rubbing against her labia took a more cyllindric, rod-like shape. I couldn't quite imitate the shape of a cock, not perfectly at least, but I could certainly imitate a dildo, forming the familiar shape and even making sure to make it ribbed, for her pleasure.

Luckily I didn't have a mouth to giggle with at the stupid joke I made, that'd break the mood.

Instead, I just pushed the appendage right into her, spreading her lips slowly, carefully, and moving it until I found her vagina. Avoiding her urethra was simple, this close to her, her scent and her taste differed quite a bit between the holes, and a natural instinct lead me to the right taste, as I pierced her deeply with my  newly made reproductive organ.

She dropped to her knees, panting. "Ah- that's- that's incredible..! You- ugh- I can't- I can't believe it..! I'm getting- by a pokemon, by a pokemon..! This- This isn't-! Owww, ahhh, hmmm...!" 

My pink slime cock began to change its shape, as I began looking for every sensitive, weak spot I could find in her pussy. I expanded and shrank my appendage inside her, I grew bumps and ridges and growths of all sorts. I made the appendage spin and move.

I couldn't exactly pump it in and out of her, but what I could do was imitate something similar, by shrinking and enlarging it instead, and I did this liberally.

"Y-Yes, right- right there..!" she cried, her entire body shivering and twitching as I found her weakest spots, every little bit of her vagina that I could reach, wiggling all over, enlarging, minimizing, pulsing my appendage, even doing my best to vibrate, as the woman I was inside of kept panting, breathing hard, and trying her hardest not to scream as I pushed her to her absolute limits, and feasted on her delicious feminine juices as she cried out her orgasm in a wordless shout.

Fuck me that was amazing. Good looking women really did taste better..!

I drank deeply and greedily of her, sampling and devouring her pussy until I was satisfied. Liquids of all sorts were my bread and butter, so to speak, but I had developed a particular taste for fluids coming from humans.

And as the woman collapsed, panting, I retreated back into the grass. I waited until I was sure that she was able to get up on her own, and after she spent a few minutes catching her bearings, she departed. I was quite smug to note the smile on her face as she left, a goofy, pleased smile.

A part of me was very proud about the effect I had on people I fed from.

I would spend quite a bit of time faffing about in the wilderness, but during the night, I'd head back into the city that was quite close. It was huge, and it seemed to be shaped like a circle, with all roads leading to a massive tower in the middle. 

It was easier to sneak in than some would think. While I would absolutely not do the typical slime thing of going into the sewers, just turning into one of those purple rat things I saw scurrying about allowed me to run past the people at the checkpoints that led into the city, and then nobody paid me any mind as I ran around, eventually diving into a dark and slightly dank alley.

I'd been looking about for a while, but I found exactly what I was looking for.

My powers allowed me to transform, and more importantly, if I transformed into something or someone else, I gained a facsimile of their abilities and knowledge.

I didn't know the name of the blonde woman who had given me a nice meal, but I did know that she was a former gymnast, and that her partners were in the double digits. I stretched a little as I took her form. She could walk in heels quite well, and therefore, so could I.

The target I followed into the alley stumbled a little. A drunken man, a square jaw covered with a trimmed beard, wide shoulders, muscles visible under the white muscle shirt he wore. I licked my lips and deliberately stepped so the white heels clicked on the concrete floor.

The man grunted, turned around, and his jaw dropped as he stared at me. I gave him an once over, and found him... acceptable. Not the best I'd had, but definitely upper middle tier. A shame I couldn't find a man to match the woman I was going to be using today, but alas.

I stepped up to him, swaying my hips as I did, and he blinked, gulped and looked at me. "L-Lady, I- I don't got any money if-"

I laughed, the woman's almost musical voice spilling out. Matching her manner of speech would be difficult, luckily, I didn't need to fool anyone regarding my identity.  "Who said anything about that?" I said, as my hand reached for his crotch.

I had once been a man, much like him. Maybe a little bit closer to the plain side, average in all ways. I had never before thought I'd one day find myself here, like this. I never thought I'd deliberately choose to grab another man's dick, let alone find myself excited and bumping him a few notches in the scale as I felt the sizable tool he was packing.

But then... I've been a genderless pile of slime for months. I've taken human form many a time, both male and female.

And at this point, I've long since ceased caring about anything else, and to be quite honest?

A part of me finds the thought of using the bodies of random women to enjoy myself to be absolutely thrilling. A mischievous, almost evil glee flows through me as I think of it.

"L-Lady- a-are you-"

I looked up and into his eyes, and then placed a finger against his lips, shushing him as I did. "By the end of the night you're gonna forget this ever happened, but until then... As long as you can afford the room..."

I didn't, after all, have any money on me.

And while my slime body was just fine roughing it, having sex in a human body was less comfortable.

He nodded, rapidly, panicking as he did.

Well then..! I would definitely be having some great fun tonight. As I led him by the hand towards the closest love hotel, my eye caught a billboard, bearing the image of one of the most famous women in the region. The champion of some sort of sports league, I really didn't pay much attention.

Maybe I would have some fun involving her later... 

Maybe I'd even try lesbian sex next. The possibilities of this slime body of mine are limitless!