Hotel Chaldea Ep. Arcueid

Everyone sometimes wonders why certain things happen to them. You, however, could more or less assume that the reason why certain things happened to you was because your mouth had written checks that your dick was now tasked with cashing in.

Arcueid Brunestud was... an interesting individuals.

She was something of an individual, and something of a collective.

"Do you begin to understand just how relentlessly annoying it is to have other versions of myself comment on my personal life?" the long haired blonde spoke, raising her hands and looking at them. "I've never thought one day I'd long for the ability to throttle myself across dimensions... and all because the annoying one has been with a man! What's so good about that anyway? I've seen them have sex! Witnessed it with my own eyes! He is forceful and nasty and really not very good at it!"

You blinked as she paced and complained, the sound of her high class shoes clacking with every step on the seemingly crystalline surface of the castle-like room she called her home in Chaldea's facility.

She seemed to finally regain control of herself, taking a deep breath.

"I mean you could always just, y'know, lie?" you suggested.

"No, no I can't, they'll know, she always knows, the moon princess always knows, it's like she's got a fourth sense or something," she said, bringing a hand up to her chin as her eyes narrowed.

"Don't you mean a sixth sense?" you asked idly.

She seemed to completely ignore that and turned to you. "That's why I've enlisted your help. I wanted to do this with my master, of course, but she insisted it had to be a mortal human male," she spoke, turning towards the massive canopy bed, one truly fit for the princess of the moon, and then taking a few steps towards it.

Her room was a luxurious place, of blue crystal and golden gilded white marble, of soft blue velvet fabrics and embroidered golden thread. Unlike the excess luxury and lavish overdecoration from the rooms of some of the other servant, she didn't have anything in excess, it all looked remarkably well coordinated.

Once she was beside the bed, she sat on it and crossed her long, stocking clad legs, raising her white minidress as she did. She flicked her hair and directed a smirk at you. "With all of the bragging about how intensely her lover desires her, I admit that the Me who is the Moon Princess has ignited my desire! I wish to experience that myself! That's why I've come to you!"

"Right, right, but," you gestured behind yourself, to all the recording equipment already set up, "what's that about?"

"Well obviously I require proof that I didn't lie, and that my lover was the most intense of them all," she said, crossing her arms and closing her eyes, affecting a somewhat smug expression, her long dress shimmering slightly as she nodded to herself. "And also this will also serve as a double purpose of advertising myself to the clients at the hotel, I've decided I will become the version of me who is most experienced with sex of them all."

"That... is some decision," you responded. "How intense are we talking here?"

Her room had a bookshelf, and you spied it, a feeling in your gut telling you that you weren't going to be doing anything even remotely sane considering her bookshelf seemed to be full of an inordinate amount of romance novels, and the few which had their covers and names exposed looked rather spicy.

"Here," she said, waving her hand, "I've requested aid from the planet and it has lent me its power," she spoke, "thank you Gaia," she said almost automatically, as the floor of her room suddenly rose and a branch of blue crystal sprouted from the ground, the tip forming a flower bud that bloomed beautifully, in petals of blue crystal. There was a... can of soda? sitting on top of it.

"... why is it in a can?"

"Because that makes it easier," she responded. "This potion will grant you the power of the White Beast," she spoke, "and it will also enhance your instincts so that you're a being roughly on par with myself," she said, "that way, you can fuck me even more intensely than anyone else! I'll have the edge over any other version of myself, having been able to lay with an equal while they have to resign themselves to a regular human!"

"This... is positively ridiculous, are you sure about this?"

"Positively!" she replied. "Now drink the can, become a Werefou, and come make me the most sexually dominant of the council of Arcueid!"

"I'm going to need so many explanations over this entire whole load of nonsense," you called, chuckling, taking the can, "but in for a penny..."

It was... actually surprisingly smooth. Tasted like cream and the carbonation actually wasn't terrible, it was inoffensive if incredibly strange.

However, as it pooled in your stomach, heat surged through you and your hands snapped to your stomach and chest and neck, before the raging heat spread all over your body and every fiber of your being seemed to be brimming with energy as you became aligned for a brief and enlightening moment with the planet. Arcueid had asked for the planet's help in getting fucked, and Gaia would deliver.

In a moment, you became Gaia's Chosen Moonfucker.

And so you pounced on Archetype Earth, bursting out of your clothes and becoming covered in thick white fur as you did, your entire body changing and triggering all of your powers combined. In a moment, you grew a head and a half taller, your muscles bulged and your stride changed as you pounced, clawed hands grabbing onto the Archetype's wrists and forearms, pushing her up as her clothes began to shimmer more intensely before disappearing.

She giggled a little nervously as her eyes were drawn to your crotch, your entire being covered in white fur with blue markings except for that one part, a positively humongous red cock, its shape changed to a very decidedly inhuman one.

"How does this still qualify as a mortal human man?" you growled out, somehow managing to speak clearly even though your face had become that of a canine, vaguely wolf-like.

"Beats me!" she replied cheerfully, clearly caught between excitement and nerves. "I wanted to do the whole Red Riding Hood," she said, swallowing, "but.. ah... I..."

She sniffed, her nostrils flaring.

You put her in place, your breath coming out in panting breaths that fogged up the air, it wasn't cold, your breath was just that hot. You could feel your cock throbbing as it finished transforming, it was nearly the size of her thigh now, a bright, almost glowing red, tapered nearly to a point at the tip, dripping with sizzling hot precum, and near its base there was a bulbous growth that was pulsing with your heartbeat.

"Is this what you wanted..?!" you asked, everything but her falling away from your field of vision as you became only able to concentrate on the woman who so desperately wished to be bred.

"Yes," she said, raising her hands and linking them behind your head, looking into your eyes, your reason fleeing as you submerged yourself into the lust of the Great White Beast.

You didn't need to look at her crotch, you could see her sopping wet cunt with your mind's eye, every cell in your body knew its purpose and your muscles tensed and relaxed as you slowly pushed your ridiculously humongous length into her pussy, starting with the tip, the narrowest point nearly the size of an average thumb, and as you pushed it in, she took it like an absolute champion.

Her body shuddered and twitched at first, then she began to writhe and almost shake violently, but you kept her in place as you continued pushing it in. One of your hands reached for each of her legs and brought them up, adjusting her position by raising them.

The Great White Beast's instincts demanded you ream her remorselessly, but you beat that shit down with the thoughtful skill of a lover and made sure that you could continue pushing the humongous cock into her in the most comfortable position for her, raising her legs until they were in the air and you could put her in a proper mating press.

She seemed to enjoy that, as she relaxed a little and you could get to the thickest portion of your cock, only a little thinner in girth than her thigh. She was still taking it in, her inhuman pussy somehow seeming to devour everything you were offering her, you knew she was being stretched thin and her inner folds were pulled and pushed until they were taut and smooth, and even that wasn't enough.

Your cock pushed all the way into her womb, her body already reshaping itself until she was a receptacle for cock, her tummy stretching, a bulge growing where your cock filled her baby room.

She opened her mouth but instead of words only gagging sounds came out, she was struggling to speak and her eyes were wide open, her red irises glowing, her mouth open, her teeth looking mighty sharp for a moment there before she came back down as you finally pushed the last of your cock into her, pushing her into the mattress below her.

It was then that you gave her the single and only moment she would get to breathe and adjust herself.

The moment her eyes refocused and she swallowed, firming her grip on the fur at the back of your neck and shoulders, you dug your knees into the mattress, raised the new tail you hadn't even realized you had, and made sure the camera behind you could see the place where your huge cock was going into her.

Only the bulbous growth near the base was sticking out of her pussy, and you knew it was stretched to the absolute limits, her lips puffy and red from effort.

But you didn't give her any quarter. She wanted it hard, intense and powerful. She wanted to be able to brag to all her other selves about having taken the most from someone who was her equal.

So that's what you gave her.

Pulling out, you felt almost as if she was rearranging her organs in real time, as if her body was adapting to your cock, her pussy tightening up to the point it felt insane, almost like trying to pull out of a suction cup even.

But you still pulled out even as she tried to cling to you and stop it, and then, you pushed back in, immediately she came back to awareness and screeched out in agonic pleasure as you pushed your cock all the way in, spittle flying from her mouth as she screamed out a lewd moan, and then you gripped her legs, pulling your cock out again, before arching your back and pushing in so hard the legs of her bed couldn't take the hit, shattering and dropping the leg on the floor, the canopy falling apart.

And then you pulled out again, and pushed it in again, and the impact cratered the crystalline tiles beneath you, and her moans tickled your ears and made your testicles almost burst out their contents.

She was loving it, the absolute fuckdrunk whore of a moon princess was getting fucked so hard that any other woman would've been turned to paste, and she was having the time of her vampiric life.

So you didn't hold it back anymore, your hips becoming a blur as you began pounding her for all she was worth, her legs dangling in the air as you began playing with her full, heavy tits, she was far from the most gifted woman you'd been with, but she had a nice pair of tits that fit in your enlarged hand, and she was so tough and strong that you could actually enjoy yourself playing with them, and it took some genuine strength to make her feel the pinches and pulls.

She gurgled out something and thrashed, you felt her tight cunt become even tighter, and you felt deep amusement, a rumbling chuckle erupting from your chest as you redoubled your efforts, fucking her through her orgasm and intensifying it.

She gushed and exploded juices out of her pussy, which barely made it out as you pulled out, spraying out when you reached the narrowest point near the tip of your cock, then being pushed out so hard they actually became a mist that stained your crotch fur when you pushed it in.

Her chain clusterfuck of an orgasm brought you to the edge, and when you finally reached the edge of your patience, you pushed harder and harder until you broke through the limit and with a massively powerful thrust and roar, you pushed the bulbous knot at the base of your cock into her pussy, and immediately, it expanded to easily surpass the girthiest part of your cock, ensuring that your penis remained firmly stuck in place.

Opening your jaws wide, you grabbed her head and then stuck your tongue in her open mouth, licking everything you had access to and even going down her throat, tonguefucking her face while one of your hands went back to playing with her tits, even as your cock rested deep in her womb, waiting for the explosion.

And explode, you did.

Like a megadam, or even a straight up supernova, the orgasm you experienced was an experience like few others, the lifemaking process executed between the Ultimate One of the Planet and the Chosen Mate the Planet had crafted for her was one beyond compare, a wild, beastly mating ritual that was as primitive and primal as it was beautiful, fulfilment emanated from your core in waves of mind-wiping pleasure, each accompanying and intensifying each other as your stuck cock pushed out your seed, making her already expanded tummy grow even more.

You filled her up like a balloon, until she was so completely full that even as your knot deflated and you pulled your formerly red, now white-streaked cock from her, she still looked like she was about to give birth, and was mumbling incoherently.

Before you pulled all the way out of her womb, you felt one last shot course through your cock, thicker, stickier, like it was sealing the semen in place.

Panting and chuckling in a way that sounded like barking, you pulled yourself out of the princess and then let yourself fall back.

Her room was thrashed. You had been fucking her so hard it was actually producing shockwaves of force that destroyed every bit of furniture in the room and left the walls and floors, even the ceiling, full of cracks.

Even the natural regeneration of the room wasn't able to keep up, though it was slowly repairing itself.

The nameless girl who answered to Arcueid Brunestud or Archetype Earth seemed to regain consciousness, and though it was difficult, she managed to start crawling along the ruined mattress, towards you, on all fours, her huge belly making it difficult, but not impossible.

She finally reached you, crawling between your open legs, and then taking your still massive, white-streaked red shaft in her hands, nuzzling it and rubbing her cheek against it.

"I was wroooong," she mewled, "I thought my other self was an absolute fool for falling for cock so easily♥!" she cried out in ecstasy, "but if this is what she was experiencing, I understand her now, finally!" she giggled drunkenly, starting to lay kisses along the length of your shaft. "I wanna do it again..! Hold on a second~!"

She put a hand on her huge belly, and then it began to visibly shrink, until her tummy was flat, and she burped noisily.

"oops," she said, giggling drunkenly again, "ahh, who cares about manners now, there's nobody here to scold me!"

You looked, feeling a weird sense of astonishment as she began to kiss, nuzzle, suckle and otherwise worship your cock.

"Don't think too badly of me, alright? We heroines are weak to protagonist cock after all♥!"

For a moment, you wondered what she was talking about, but you felt the full reassurance of the planet that you were better off not trying to understand the sort of information that she was privy to as the planet's Ultimate One.

"So how long does this transformation last?" you asked.

She didn't respond, as she was busy opening her mouth and pleasuring you trying to stick as much of your massive cock in her mouth as she could.

However, you had a sneaking suspicion that you weren't getting out of the mess you were in until she was totally satisfied.

...

Elsewhere and elsewhen, in another world, at another time,

The council observed the finished product, as the Ultimate One of Chaldea smiled brightly, facing the rest of the council. Several of them looked shocked, some were horrified, the majority were visibly aroused, but most important of all, the annoying one that kept bragging about how intensely her lover fucked her was slack jawed.

"Mine's way bigger than yours," the Chaldean Arcueid said, wagging her eyebrows at the Moon Princess Arcueid.

The Moon Princess, for once defeated by one of her alternate selves, returned to her world post haste after the demonstration. And if she took the idea to ask the planet for help making her partner into a worthy mate for the moon princess, well, she wouldn't be telling anyone where she got the idea from.

However, for yourself...

You were helping Hekate draw a nice picture of her family when you felt a shudder go down your spine, as if thousands of parallel dimension versions of the same guy wearing glasses were cursing your very existence for some reason.