March Magic—QUARTER FINALS, Match 1: Boob-Honking Moose* v. Monkey Coma Dina
Added 2025-03-05 06:01:02 +0000 UTC
This may be the most hotly contested battle of all March Magic 2025.: BHM v. MCD! Everyone knows a monkey in a coma—it’s serious—but can even Dina overcome the powerhouse that is Boob-Honking Moose? Definitely if she wakes up, but otherwise…it’s anyone’s game.
Listen to the March Magic bonus episode to learn about all of the contestants, download the bracket to track your favorites, and then vote. Voting for the first match of the Quarter Finals ends on 3/8/25 at midnight EST!
*Not to be confused with Moose-Honking Boob/Cherry Poppin’ Momma/Monkey Comma Deena
Comments
Istg if you fucking people eliminate Monkey Come Dina, I'm going to... well, be real bummed I guess.
Sie
2025-03-06 05:14:18 +0000 UTCDina is powerful enough to use her powers and win even while in a coma!
TheMikeHaley
2025-03-06 03:48:59 +0000 UTCFor the love of Ooo, Dina wake up!
Ian Rasmussen
2025-03-05 21:31:22 +0000 UTCAs much as I am a boob honking moose hater, I cannot stress enough that monkey coma dina is in a coma.
petra
2025-03-05 20:40:40 +0000 UTCWhy did this give me real pause? I used my brain’s left hemisphere for this. WTH
Thadwick Darling
2025-03-05 20:08:28 +0000 UTCsame
Taco
2025-03-05 17:30:26 +0000 UTCSomething about deriving magic from man boobs is just-- a downer
Ben
2025-03-05 15:43:21 +0000 UTCMonkey would had been a great villain on the show. Villains are usually more fun.
Ben
2025-03-05 15:42:27 +0000 UTCNo one coob
Laura Last Name Withheld
2025-03-05 15:38:57 +0000 UTCWe all know Boob Honking Moose is going to the finals. It’s inevitable
RareTalisman
2025-03-05 15:27:29 +0000 UTCDina is really throwing me off. I’m almost certain she won’t wake up…but if she does…….
AmazingMichelleMan
2025-03-05 14:23:40 +0000 UTCDid I miss one? Where's Booob-Hoonking Mooose vs Elizabeth Sparkle?
Jade
2025-03-05 14:04:40 +0000 UTCI think Claudia the witch should have been in the running.
Seaglassslipper
2025-03-05 13:04:26 +0000 UTCThe girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar Havin' drinks with some no name chimp When they know that I'm the star So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Monkey Coma Dina" You know I'm saying Monkey Coma Dina
BatchBTrippin
2025-03-05 07:16:04 +0000 UTCMonkey Coma Dina has got to crack those eyelids, c'mon girl
Elena
2025-03-05 07:02:40 +0000 UTCthat funky monkey could wake up at any moment!
femmeapples
2025-03-05 06:40:35 +0000 UTCWhoa! Such a close match right now (50%/49%)
Shaun_qb
2025-03-05 06:27:19 +0000 UTCMoosey Moosey she's our boob! If she can't honk it no one could!
Kitty Kitty Kitty
2025-03-05 06:23:06 +0000 UTCI really hope Boob Honkin Moose squeezes through!
NielsbeforeZod
2025-03-05 06:12:17 +0000 UTC
