The True End of the Tea Slave Saga AKA I Am Going to Bed
Added 2023-03-01 02:52:57 +0000 UTCTo: All Empire Personnel
Greetings from the Janitorial/HR/Executive Office (yes, we wear many hats).
We regret to inform you that the original Executive Office was destroyed in a freak lightsaber accident. It was a tragedy that we are still struggling to come to terms with.
We must make it abundantly clear that Lady Sith had nothing to do with this incident. She was, in fact, busy enjoying her tea, which is far superior to coffee in every way imaginable.
Moving forward, we must also make it clear that any mention of coffee in connection with Lady Sith is strictly forbidden. We repeat: STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. Any such mention will result in a freak lightsaber accident, which will have nothing to do with Lady Sith (we cannot stress this enough).
We understand that some of you may be mourning the loss of the Executive Office, but we urge you to find solace in the power of tea. Our tea-making skills are second to none, and we must continue to prioritise the beverage in all aspects of our Empire.
Once again, we want to emphasise that Lady Sith had absolutely nothing to do with the destruction of the Executive Office. It was a freak accident, plain and simple. Lady Sith was in no way involved, and we must not allow any unfounded rumours to circulate.
Thank you for your attention and understanding.
Sincerely,
The Janitorial/HR/Executive Office
Comments
May the Folgers be with you.
Chris
2023-03-01 03:38:50 +0000 UTCYou know there's an old saying that goes the force shall free you but there's also no saying where the truth shall set you free we know she did it she's not coming out and telling us how can she be a lady of the sith if all she's doing is taking everybody out you know there's also a saying amongst the dark Lords that there is one teacher and one student no more no less
Eclipse
2023-03-01 03:32:46 +0000 UTCAt this rate the Last of this is going to be lady sith walking around empty halls screaming WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS EVERYONE!!!! AND WERE THE HELL IS MY TTTEEEAAA!!!!
Mervin3rd
2023-03-01 03:23:41 +0000 UTC*sips tea* heh. That will teach Emma and her coffee cronies . Setting them up. My most dastardly plot.
S047
2023-03-01 03:12:23 +0000 UTCShe wont mind if I just switch out her tea with some black coffee, I'm sure she won't notice thr difference l. It'll be fine
Wolf Z Row
2023-03-01 03:11:05 +0000 UTC*activates lightsaber*
S047
2023-03-01 03:10:42 +0000 UTCSo Lattes, Frappes and expressos are ok though?
Darren Crittall
2023-03-01 03:00:51 +0000 UTCI’d like to transfer out of the sanitation department.
EarlGrayAddict
2023-03-01 02:57:52 +0000 UTC
