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WATCHALONG CUT - LA Knight vs. Bray Wyatt | Worst Match Ever

TEMPEST: HULLO! Here is your watchalong cut for the infamous Mountain Dew Pitch Black Match between LA Knight and Bray Wyatt. Enjoy and make sure to check out the Patreon Exclusive episode of Triple H vs. Scott Steiner!

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I was there, I remember it being very awkward because it was so quiet

George K

Right and the fact it was his last match (not that they would’ve known) just makes it worse

RianChristopher

I don't care about the grievances of creative booking...just talk about the match! Lol or otherwise just don't watch it? This felt like a waste.

21Pandas_

Won't speak for our boy Tempo, but I know I'D rather he be compared to the Fabulous Freebirds than to her... And I ain't a fan of the Freebirds...

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

Thanks, Vince! Thanks Trips!

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

I get what you mean, but on the other hand: the match was 5 minutes long and competent. How much more was there to say besides "everything around it is bullcrap"?

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

I will tease: I only altered the brand/product SLIGHTLY. Consider it a slight ruffle inside the box that could have been caused by the wind.

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

And this, kids and olds, is why you read all the comments BEFORE making yours...

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

You'll be hearing from my lawyer

Stop saying I pushed Justin credible you swine

What a shame we live in a world where bray is on this list twice.

RianChristopher

I am not going to look up whether that is real or not. I actually prefer it in Schrodinger's box

Micah Newby

Ski you later with that pick

Micah Newby

I was reliably informed you pushed Justin, and I would just like to inquire as to how dare you?

Micah Newby

I appreciate the historical talk and the shit talking mountain dew 😂 but guys..I like watching these so I talk about what's happening in the match...too many tangents in this episode. Won't be rewatching this one for sure.

21Pandas_

Have we run out of truly TERRIBLE, botch-filled, often hilarious matches to cover? 2019 HIAC, Cena v Johnny Ace, this one; they're boring matches and not very enjoyable, but you're not going to see Seth Rollins botch a lariat or Cena trip running the ropes. They aren't terrible, they're just not very good. Or should we change the name of the series to "Meh-est Match Ever" ? :D

Andrew the Elder

I actually like the concept of a glow in the dark match. But the sponsorship was cringe and it being brays first match since his return is just disrespectful

Mohammed Albanai

Then it looks FABULOUS (moolah)

Wells Wellesley

I straight up spit taked. Completely took me out of the match

Wells Wellesley

I think the match could have been fine if another set of performers had this stip Though looking at the card it's rough because you also don't want to slap it on a title match or the rumbles So kinda just don't do it

Heylo

No, just curious

AZIZ

So what if he is?

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

I dunno, that hard-hitting women's match sponsored by Dude Asswipes springs to mind...

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

Actually Fun fact! Mountain Dew is named after hill folk slang for moonshine. I've never actually sat down and watched this thing, all the workrate in the WORLD couldn't save this crap.

Dr. Judge, Private Eye

Surge was definitely radioactive

iiTzDelta

The most inappropriate sponsorship match is Rey vs Dom sponsored by Cinnamon Toast Crunch to me

“Burly” Rob Burwell

Shout out to the RT clip used

Darren Lloyd

Is tempest wearing lipstick?

AZIZ

As bad matches go, it was corporate BS that wasted the work LA Knight and Bray Wyatt put into the build, but was mercifully short. The fact that it was Bray's last match just makes it more frustrating in hindsight.

Hasan Mahmood

this match is bad but ya know, not awful right up until you keep in mind this is not only his first match back but his last one televised\

Stop saying I pushed Justin credible you swine

So, because I'm always seeing this from the British channels I follow, but to explain Mountain Dew: It was invented in Tennessee as a mixer for moonshine liquor. It isn't named that because it resembles mountain, it actually just comes from the Great Smoky Mountains. And it is considered a citrus-flavored soft drink. Sincerely, a fan who grew up drinking WAY TOO MUCH Mountain Dew. PS, Tempest is correct: Surge was radioactive. And it was AWESOME.

Taylon Wilkinson

We definitely need a Worst Match Ever: Live at some kind of watch party.

Misha Sumra

Mello Yello is the greatest of the green drinks.

Lawson Douvier


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