Superman: "And here I thought we'd have a quiet, nondescript dinner. You know how to spoil a...la...lady."
Luthor: "We're not just a couple Superman, we're America's couple. And you love it. Don't be afraid to say it. You're a girl and you're in love."
Superman: "I know I shouldn't but I can't stop. Whatever you've done, it's worked. I need you Luthor. You're so charming, so sexy, so...manly!"
Luthor: "Then it shall be. Luthor is the champion of Metropolis...with Superman by his side."