Reporter: "Batman! Batman! Just how many women were under the Hatter's spell?"
Batman: "There were thirteen women, but his plot was to control all the women of Gotham. Thankfully we..."
(Suddenly there is a massive flash and in Batman's place stands a beautuful woman in a revealing nightie).
(The normally stoic Batman stands visibly shocked and confused at the sudden development).
(Reporters shout over one another until one gets out a clear question).
Reporter: "Batman! Batman! Who's responsible for your womanhood? Are you under the Hatter's spell? Are you still the Batman?"
Batman (voice is confused and even scared): "I...I...I...don't know..."
(Batman rushes away but his run looks more like a cute prance as he instinctively tries to cover up his new bosom).