Lola Lasagne: "Come now, Batman. We have a purchase. You were quite the fetch. The men have agreed to share you for a record fee. Remember, you are a simple farm girl. You will act with complete gratitude to your generous lords who will take you out of poverty to live in four lavish estates in the quaint town of Krasnova."
Batman: "No, no, no, no...please"
Lola Lasagne: "Batman, do have some dignity. Come. Meet your new owners."
Lola Lasagne (to the buyers): "Gentleman, I believe our business is now settled. The Batman is now yours. He will service you in any way you require. Batman, please express your gratitude to your new owners."
Batman: "Please...please..."(Batman falls to his knees and begins weeping).
Owner: "Remarkable. The Batman is broken. Come now Batman. We have much to put you through."
Batman: "Yes, my masters."
KingJoffreyII
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