Batman: "ENOUGH Batmite! You are NOT my partner! You're too much a fool to be a hero. Look at you, be more serious!"
Batmite (tears in eyes): "I...I was just trying to help out. But if you don't wanna be partners then FINE!"
Batman: "I'm sorry, I just..."
Batmite: "No no no no no. Maybe you're right. A hero needs to be serious. I need to be more like you. Luckily, I have the power to actually BE you."
Batman: "What are you up to Batmite? Don't you even..."
Batmite: "But of course, there can only be one Batman. So maybe we'll test out your hypothesis. Let's see if you can still be a hero when you look ridiculous!"
Batman: "Batmite, don't..."
Batmite: "And ZAP!!!!"