Batman: "No, no. Alfred, hurry! He's activated the chip. You need to........oh, you must be the butler. My husband anticipated this."
Alfred: "Master Bruce, er, or madame...Madame Milligan, if you'll just hold still. I apologize for the...intrusion."
Batman: "Oh I will rather enjoy this. Once you touch the chip, it will give you a strong jolt of sexual energy. You won't be able to control yourself."
Alfred: "Arghhhhh!!!!"