Batman: "You've kept me here for...(Batman pauses as he can't help but let out a juicy fart)...ugh...days. Take me, please, Oswalt, I can't take anymore."
Penguin: "The code to the Batcave and Wayne safe?"
Batman: "0223454348. Now please."
Penguin: "Come here, toots. Let's make some babies."
Batman: "Take me you bastard."