By Court Order
Added 2018-02-20 04:51:36 +0000 UTCfuckin fuck
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Yeahhhh thanks for that first panel, it can be really hard to get out of your own head with that, even when you know that it's there and it's shitty.
Sarah
2018-02-21 05:12:33 +0000 UTCI wonder if May ever met The Dude?
mano
2018-02-20 19:17:46 +0000 UTCWe all need a May in our lives occasionally to set us straight on things.
Clifton Royston
2018-02-20 18:41:08 +0000 UTCBalls on.
Matt
2018-02-20 14:41:02 +0000 UTCMay is what the inside of my head sounds like. :D
Rebeca Oliveira
2018-02-20 13:56:09 +0000 UTCYeah! Only happier.
Holly Nelson
2018-02-20 12:38:47 +0000 UTCShe was also the reason those two were boning. And, if fate is kind, will be boning again.
Thomas Boys
2018-02-20 11:54:12 +0000 UTCWhy controversial? Dale by his own admission has little romantic experience and just doesn't know how to take his partner's feelings into account in a sensitive moment. Simple learning moment. So long as he learns.
Diptych
2018-02-20 08:44:37 +0000 UTCI'd actually order one of those
Cleo Schmitz
2018-02-20 08:28:35 +0000 UTCIn her new 'plane body, just for extra surreality.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-20 08:04:10 +0000 UTCJeph. Please. I am begging you. If Marigold and Dale ever get married in the comic, *please* have May officiate the ceremony. It would be the greatest damn thing.
Waffliesinyoface
2018-02-20 07:54:16 +0000 UTCYou have to start off at least a little quiet to really get a proper crescendo effect, though.
Brooks Moses
2018-02-20 07:17:48 +0000 UTCSorry, Dora has first dibs on being the flower girl at any of her employeee' weddings.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-20 07:08:00 +0000 UTCLiterally essentially everything else she's ever said or done in Dale's presence. To describe May as being potentially 'loudly and gleefully disruptive' is a great understatement.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-20 07:06:05 +0000 UTCI'm anticipating that this will be a controversial strip. Meanwhile, I believe that Jeph has written Dale as every male in human history who has ever fallen into this trap.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-20 07:05:18 +0000 UTCA helicopter can be impressively loud, hovering at 1000 feet ..
Lars Gottlieb
2018-02-20 06:58:07 +0000 UTCI can still fuck up a wedding real good from 1000 feet.
Drakoo Dreamer
2018-02-20 06:54:18 +0000 UTCwtf did She do to be banned from the wedding? She's HELPING you dumbass..
Lars Gottlieb
2018-02-20 06:51:56 +0000 UTCGonna take a lot more than that to heat Willis’ record
Kristian
2018-02-20 06:35:09 +0000 UTCNah, native New Yorkers put that word in the middle of other words all the time. "Unbefuckinglievable", for example. That stuff rolls trippingly off the Noo Yawkuh's tongue.
Jason Zions
2018-02-20 06:23:12 +0000 UTCTotally unrelated - does anyone else think the the bobsledder Elana Myers looks kind of like Brun?
Chris Heg
2018-02-20 06:17:03 +0000 UTCSince the makeout hobo seems to have been removed from premises, May can take over as the relationship sage at Coffee of Doom. "What wisdom can you impart on us?" "FUCKING FUCK, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!" "That's good advice!"
Bagge
2018-02-20 06:14:12 +0000 UTCQuoting Pulp Fiction?
giacomo vaghi
2018-02-20 06:02:40 +0000 UTCBetter just make it 10,000 miles, to be absolutely sure.
Ian Wolfe
2018-02-20 05:53:01 +0000 UTCFuck, Jeph, I fuckin' love your fuckin' usage of the various fuckin' ways to use 'fuck' on this fuckin' comic. I fuckin' mean that, you talented fuck.
Celine Chamberlin
2018-02-20 05:51:39 +0000 UTCShe would have said "Hold my beer" but she doesn't drink anymore
Kilonum
2018-02-20 05:36:32 +0000 UTCwhy does it feel like that first line should be “fucker” instead of dingus
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2018-02-20 05:26:46 +0000 UTCCertainly illustrates the diversity of the word
Dan Orlowitz
2018-02-20 05:25:19 +0000 UTC"Little Miss Communication Skills" I'M SCREAMING
2018-02-20 05:25:19 +0000 UTCIf it's any consolation May you can come to his funeral.
Brent Catherman
2018-02-20 05:21:50 +0000 UTCEleven cussings. That's got to be the new high score.
Grant Swire
2018-02-20 05:18:06 +0000 UTCOnly an AI could say “congratufuckinlations” without tripping over her own tongue.
Populuxe
2018-02-20 05:17:49 +0000 UTCSerious shit! Dale turned off his glasses!
Chris Heg
2018-02-20 05:15:16 +0000 UTCPanel 1 is especial great, that could be a t-shirt or something
Timmy
2018-02-20 05:11:46 +0000 UTCDale, I recommend a minimum of 10,000 feet
Rich Holmes
2018-02-20 05:11:13 +0000 UTCMay is on the money again. She should start charging for this.
MikeT
2018-02-20 05:07:10 +0000 UTC"This may be the new record for most cusses in a QC strip." Why did I just hear Faye yell "Challenge accepted!"?
daGrimm
2018-02-20 05:06:51 +0000 UTCDale and Marigold leaving the wedding in May the VTOL fighter jet, "JUST MARRIED" spraypainted on the tail.
Dean Reilly
2018-02-20 05:06:15 +0000 UTCCan you imagine what May's toast would be at their wedding?
2018-02-20 05:06:12 +0000 UTCActually, Emily will be the best woman but Mar is the one he got :P
2018-02-20 05:03:05 +0000 UTCAh, nothing like a good May-rant.
William Cole
2018-02-20 05:02:15 +0000 UTCThank you, May!
John Fiala
2018-02-20 05:02:12 +0000 UTCEveryone knows it'll be Dora as the flower girl! May will be Dale's Best Woman, obviously!
Grace Kieser
2018-02-20 05:01:09 +0000 UTCActually she SHOULD do a relationship advice column as a bonus feature <3
2018-02-20 05:01:06 +0000 UTCHey, she's blue... 'fuck' is her 'smurf'.
Chris Gallaty
2018-02-20 04:58:20 +0000 UTCMay would only agree to be part of a wedding if she got to be the lead fighter jet in a group that flew over the wedding at the perfect moment...
Kyle Jenkins
2018-02-20 04:58:01 +0000 UTC1 AU, just to be safe.
Emma Humphries
2018-02-20 04:57:57 +0000 UTCNow it's time for May and Momo to fix things. And seriously Dale? She deserves to be the best man/woman/person/robot at your wedding considering that she was the whole reason that you two even got together in the first place.
JD
2018-02-20 04:57:48 +0000 UTCI know you don't have time for this, but if May ever did a relationship advice column, I'd read that fuckin' thing religiously.
Trevor Key
2018-02-20 04:57:46 +0000 UTCAwww, but Dale, she'd look SO ADORABLE
Fart Captor
2018-02-20 04:54:57 +0000 UTC12 curses. I think Jeph is right on the record.
Nicholas Lopez
2018-02-20 04:54:17 +0000 UTC
