If everyone has that kind of relashionship, doesn't that make it a normal relashionship?
mooviies
2018-02-21 17:03:38 +0000 UTC
One learns to tread lightly on certain subjects and to run everything through a "how could this go wrong for me" filter before responding to ANYTHING. It's worked so far. Almost 30 years with wife 1.0.
Eyegor
2018-02-21 12:10:11 +0000 UTC
That's all a crotch is, really
2018-02-20 17:53:48 +0000 UTC
Is ANYONE here in a (relatively) normal relationship?
After reading these comments (including my own), I'm beginning to wonder.
BobC
2018-02-20 03:57:34 +0000 UTC
For a minute there I thought May's pants were really low cut and I was all "daaaaaaang", but then I realized that's just the seam where her legs attach to her torso 😖
Fart Captor
2018-02-19 19:37:18 +0000 UTC
Here he is with normal glasses: <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1680</a>
Ross
2018-02-19 15:33:06 +0000 UTC
1) I would have taken that class! 2) Jeph, I can't recall if we've ever seen Dale without his shades. What would we see if he removed them? Does he wear them because otherwise he would enthrall everyone who looks into his eyes?
kwixote
2018-02-19 15:22:09 +0000 UTC
A FUQ.
Daryl Sawyer
2018-02-19 15:08:06 +0000 UTC
A FAQ? You mean a fuck FAQ?
Derrik Pates
2018-02-19 14:19:07 +0000 UTC
I miss Angus.
Joshua Thomas
2018-02-19 14:07:50 +0000 UTC
That said, there are dating wikis out there, and there ARE dating classes. Since you don't hear a lot about them, you can guess just how good they are.
Bryce Maryott
2018-02-19 13:40:14 +0000 UTC
Wouldn't help - dating changes by individuals and over time.
Bryce Maryott
2018-02-19 13:38:43 +0000 UTC
Far distant future possibility: Hannelore gets May a gig as the AI mind of an aircraft like a quinjet VTOL transport from the Avengers movies. Because she still wants to hang out with her friends, there is the occasional strip with a VTOL aircraft sitting in a parking lot with one of the characters sitting on it or in it, talking to May about how her new job is going.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-19 12:13:40 +0000 UTC
It's been bugging me but I finally found it: <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2502" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2502</a>
Andrew
2018-02-19 10:11:51 +0000 UTC
May would only be interested in Dale if he could be her pilot. Huh... suddenly realised that mobile suit/pilot shipping might be a thing...
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-19 09:25:03 +0000 UTC
Dale x May OTP, now that Marigold is gonna dump his ass
Brian
2018-02-19 08:47:38 +0000 UTC
If only Jeph did Slipshine...
Brian
2018-02-19 08:46:25 +0000 UTC
Just a reminder that not all synthetics aspire to be more human. Some have totally different self-identities!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-19 07:30:22 +0000 UTC
Actually, if they offered classes like that, I think that we'd ALL take them. That said, if Dale didn't realise how flat-footed he sounded in his own recollections, then he needs them a lot worse than most!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-19 07:14:53 +0000 UTC
Bubbles prefers books, and so does Momo. I think it's the Android equivalent of enjoying a bubble bath with candles when a shower is the more efficient way to clean yourself.
Grace Kieser
2018-02-19 06:37:41 +0000 UTC
May and Momo should take turns teaching the class
Bagge
2018-02-19 05:59:41 +0000 UTC
Excuse you, May identifies as a fighter jet. Respect her self-identity!!
TMN
2018-02-19 05:59:07 +0000 UTC
Strange that May should be reading a magazine in paper form, but if this was on a tablet we'd never get to see the title or the byline.
Brent Catherman
2018-02-19 05:39:34 +0000 UTC
'FIGHTER JET WEEKLY"
Tim Williams
2018-02-19 05:17:40 +0000 UTC
Typical woman.
Any excuse to put a man in the wrong.
pilgrim3
2018-02-19 05:16:55 +0000 UTC
:( Poor dude. He has no idea. I pray he learns.
Littleshiro-kun
2018-02-19 05:14:57 +0000 UTC
You made me zoom in, and now I am joyful too.
Simran Khalsa
2018-02-19 05:14:06 +0000 UTC
The story of my life, man.
Jonathan Wallace
2018-02-19 04:48:33 +0000 UTC
Fighter Jet Weekly, now incorporating Prolapse Monthly.
Dean Reilly
2018-02-19 04:42:26 +0000 UTC
Ahh, May and her fighter-jet porn. Raowr.
Andrew
2018-02-19 04:34:43 +0000 UTC
Wikihow terrifies me
Magic Chopstick Games
2018-02-19 04:32:58 +0000 UTC
MARIGOLD YOU COME IN AND KICK HIS FUCKING ASS.
Stoodmuffin
2018-02-19 04:29:53 +0000 UTC
Wait, he said that ACTUALLY. He didn't just miss phrased it?
Oh. OOOOOOOOOOOOH.
Now I am MAD.
Stoodmuffin
2018-02-19 04:29:33 +0000 UTC
I'm married and I'd take the class...
Chuck Dee
2018-02-19 04:29:28 +0000 UTC
A 'How-to-Adult' for Post-Singularity Singles?
BobC
2018-02-19 04:25:25 +0000 UTC
I kind of get the feeling it's dawning on him now.
Carl Fink
2018-02-19 04:22:55 +0000 UTC
I agree, Dale; I could use one too...
Matt
2018-02-19 04:20:55 +0000 UTC
“Don’t do a crime to be a plane” — it’s the little things that bring me joy.
William Cole
2018-02-19 04:18:59 +0000 UTC
I gotta say that I'm very socially awkward, and might accidentally make similar mistakes as Dale did. But the second that I said them out loud, I would realized how extremely stupid I was being.
JD
2018-02-19 04:18:47 +0000 UTC
Now it's time for May to teach Dale and Marigold the ways of the "hatefuck"