Joan of Woke / Nordpass Script PDF Downloads
Added 2022-08-30 05:34:12 +0000 UTCI saw a few comments asking if these extras count as "Charge for this post" on your end. The answer is no! I'm switching the Patreon over to a monthly flat rate. The one dollar tier is absolutely going to stay, and I'm only adding a five dollar tier on top of that. So no matter how many lessons I upload, it never raises your patronage for the month. Though it would still be funny if I charged you all for this post.
Attached is the script for the latest Woke Watch about Joan of Arc. I hired a room full of Catholic priest writers and we just went at it, figuring out how to present this issue in a way that would get people closer to God. I think we succeeded. Then they all got in trouble for something or other and I had to rewrite the entire goddamn thing on my own.
Also attached is the Nordpass script which has an entirely different subplot about monkeys jacking off. I think if you compare it to what we shot, you'll see we made the right choices on the day.
Please enjoy, but don't forget to bust out a silent prayer before you begin.
