Novympia's Arsehole Race - Season 3 - Episode 2
Added 2021-10-09 00:10:42 +0000 UTCLET'S FIND OUT WHO OUR FIRST WINNER IS, SHALL WE?
Poll will be posted 6PM BST October 9th.
Follow the contestants!
Tina Tureena -@tina_tureena
Shalissa the Shopping Trolly - @shalissa4thewin
Lynne Guini - @lynneforthewynne
Traffic Zeta-Cones - @trafficzeta_cones
Wilhelmina Scream Cheese - @wscreamcheese
Meronica Vase - Remaining anonymous
Lüump - @its_luump
Madeleine - @madeleine_nar3
Kandy Kane - @kandy_kane514
Cameron Corder - @cameroncorder_arseholerace
Comments
Not the clip from glee 😵
James Chan
2021-10-10 02:36:58 +0000 UTCVale-eee-ant effort, 🥰😂
Sally Stockwell Oshima
2021-10-10 00:02:42 +0000 UTCTrinity is feeing plucked! She tells me (over the sound of sharpening talons) that English is not her first language (that would be Eggsperanto, though she’s also fluent in Mandarin Duck and some Turkey-ish) so she interpreted the instruction to “send a photo of your contestant” (without a theme like Bingo Bango) to mean… send a simple photo… There was a full bio and two weeks of showing versatility! Better hope she doesn’t direct Mrs Tweedy to Novympia Manor! A (chicken) pox on this house! Anyway…. Vote Cameron to stay everyone! 🐓❤️📹
2021-10-09 16:25:33 +0000 UTCAs much as I adore Olympia's long boy hair and an unshaved Nova, I couldn't help but wonder how a bit better it would've been if both of them were in drag and kinda drunk (or at least Olympia) like back in the days. Can you imagine?! 😆 But I know, I know, don't need an explanation! Just saying... Gorgeous episode, anyway 😊
2021-10-09 14:11:11 +0000 UTCSo as much as I love Kandy Kane and her awesome puns, Cameron has just tipped my vote because she looks like she's off her goddam tits on something... what an arsehole...
OtterScope
2021-10-09 12:57:24 +0000 UTCvery kind, i take these arsehole seriously!
2021-10-09 11:28:07 +0000 UTCthank you, much love <3
2021-10-09 11:27:30 +0000 UTCPosting all the looks to the Novympia Patreon shortly! Just wanted to give some breathing space before posting the poll to avoid spoilers for those who haven't watched yet 💕
Novympia
2021-10-09 10:11:13 +0000 UTCThe full images will be posted to Patreon shortly for all to see!
Novympia
2021-10-09 10:10:02 +0000 UTCThey should all be up before the end of the day! 😁 Tina Tureena -@tina_tureena Shalissa the Shopping Trolly - @shalissa4thewin Lynne Guini - @lynneforthewynne Traffic Zeta-Cones - @trafficzeta_cones Wilhelmina Scream Cheese - @wscreamcheese Meronica Vase - Must remain anonymous Lüump - @its_luump Madeleine - @madeleine_nar3 Kandy Kane - @kandy_kane514 Cameron Corder - @cameroncorder_arseholerace
2021-10-09 08:00:39 +0000 UTCFolks, where is the poll? And how can I see these looks on Instagram? I'm so crappooo with social-media
OtterScope
2021-10-09 07:41:59 +0000 UTCDamn everyone turned it out!! 🤩I’m glad traffic’s dingy basement background had a bit of impact. Couldn’t make the full sad gamer setup background in time as I needed to be on a cross-country flight 3 hrs after the picture 😅 next weeks composition will blow your tits clean off
Brandon Fox
2021-10-09 02:55:56 +0000 UTCWe’re addressing this for the rest of the season 💕
Novympia
2021-10-09 01:34:08 +0000 UTCyour bodies take up half the image submissions
2021-10-09 01:16:06 +0000 UTCplease get out of the frame!! we can't see the looks!
2021-10-09 01:15:33 +0000 UTCI eventually came up with the idea of Queen’a Shopp’s - which would’ve literally just been an A4 printed image of Mary Portas but sadly I was too late and submissions had closed :( there’s always next year
2021-10-09 00:51:50 +0000 UTCThanks doll.
2021-10-09 00:43:16 +0000 UTCMeronica - I LOVE the Veronica Mars reference. I got you, girl!
Your Friend Bunbury
2021-10-09 00:38:27 +0000 UTCMy Arsehole Charlemaigne was planning on attending Brexitier of the Year with her plus 1 Nigella Fromage.
Evo
2021-10-09 00:21:43 +0000 UTC
