[M4F] A little cunnilingus should be fine, right? [Tuesday shorts] [Crunchy bites] [You're so good] [Sweetheart] [Cunnilingus] [Body kisses]

@V very clever

@Care, it reminded me of how I accidentally turned on the audio in front of my mother. All she did was raise a questioning eyebrow. I said it was my boyfriend who recorded a voice message for me.

@Dubose yes. Yes the fuck they were. It was a Saturday morning and I was just gonna clean the house while listening to a little something something. Thankfully everyone was upstairs but still I would have just walked out the front door and started a whole new life.

@careless DUDE THAT IS TERRIFYING 😱

Phantasm Cat

@Careless Noooooo, I'm CRYING. 😂 Was anyone else home?!

Sooo... not long ago I accidentally connected my phone to the sound system in my living room. 🙃 I was so fixated on my ear buds not working that I didn't hear Crimchi at first until I HEARD Crimchi. Panic. Pure fucking panic. Good times.. good times.

It's not bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All I can say is, if my earbuds ever give out mid-audio, I am calmly packing my things, walking out, and never coming back. 😂

@Care, hours. Hours should be fine. Right.

@V I think it's perfect for listening to at work. Just a few minutes should be fine, right?

Wait, isn't this for listening at work? ಠ_ಠ

FACTS.

😮 Busted 😆 But see that's the trap. I'm like oh it's only 2 and half minutes..nevermind how many times in a row I'm listening. Crunchy out here destroying the productivity of the workforce 3 minutes at a time.

Pot, meet kettle. 🤝 😂

Aren't you supposed to be working? 🤔😂

So I wasn't really in the right headspace for audios yesterday, but I'm listening again today and my face is on FIRE. 🥵 Geez LOUISE, man. :laid out:

I agree with your sentiment 😆

holy moly

Natascha

V! Excellent idea. 😈🥵

Skye

Remember when I said I would put "Miss" on my alarm clock? I changed my mind.

Ok yes. Definitely. All of that. It's soooo good. I just keep listening and 😳😳🥴

@carelesswhisper I accept that addition. Maybe also adding ✨🥰😛☠?

Skye

@V I don't understand. What is breathing? I've forgotten how to do that too.

Skye

🍑👅😏💦

Cute giveaway game (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

i love his lying tendencies too <333

aiden ♡

@Aiden he says "just a little bit" but it never is. He says "ooh we shouldn't do this" as we continue to exactly that. He's a liar and I love it. 😆

It's good to be taken care of today. 💜

Poor villager tho 😭 but yes Ange I agree so much

Phantasm Cat

The best use of this line remains while playing Minecraft, when “a little bit of murder should be fine” was said in *nsfw VA voice*

Ange

My goodness… Definitely needed this after today 🥲 thank you very much 💛

Nicole KS

@skye I agree with 🥳 and 🤯. Also want to add 🤭

Omg I love this idea so much!

okay i like it picasso

I'm lightheaded after that one 🥴🤤

Breathe, dear, don't forget to breathe.

The slightly muffled cunnilingus sounds are so accurate lol. What a delicious Crunchy bite this was. Btw, it's cool to listen to these quick little moments and I wonder if it would be a fun way to acknowledge the losing options in the monthly polls? I notice the silly ones never win lol but I get curious about them 😅

solarpowerduck

Uhh, time to cancel my plans for the next 7 minutes and 51 seconds.

solarpowerduck

Fuck. Still have no words. Damn it. Broken brain. 🥴🤯🥳😳😍☺️🥵 Thank you.

Skye

love to see you stretching the use of the “just a little [insert noun] should be fine” in the title lmaoo no but seriously this,,,this fucked me up a lil,,,,,,in a good way 😵‍💫

aiden ♡