Quick Poll. From whose POV should the recap of book 6 be written?
Added 2024-10-20 18:16:22 +0000 UTCWe have a lot of free members on here, so I thought I’d make this one public to all. The book 5 recap in book 6 was written by Donut who wasn’t privy to some info, and there was a bit of unreliable narration in there. With that in mind, who should write the recap of book 6?
I will go with the top choice. Multiple choices allowed. The choice may have major implications in the future.
Comments
Where do we reserve for NYCC. I'm on their website but can't find anything
Jenn D'Elia
2025-10-06 15:12:36 +0000 UTCWhat would the cleaner bot have been
Jacob Ackles
2025-08-02 00:41:20 +0000 UTCWherre are these recaps posted?>
Beep beep
2025-06-19 16:09:11 +0000 UTCHow do i keep missing these.
Jeff Polley
2025-05-20 20:55:01 +0000 UTCIm waiting on the cleaner bot to end it all. Get ahold of that 9mm and BANG! Maybe leave a note written in blood about the blood. Poor thing has really seen some shit.
Micheal A McNeal
2024-12-18 15:34:28 +0000 UTCI would love to hear it be Quasar just complaining about what has been going on while he goes about his normal everyday life.
Ryan Buratti
2024-10-25 13:11:16 +0000 UTClmao this would be genius. or if the recap was in Binary!
dorian sunjic
2024-10-25 02:05:28 +0000 UTCI fell like Author Steve Rowland would have been the obvious choice here *RIP good sir* .. But Quasar will definitely negotiate better terms for royalties if he gets the gig!
dorian sunjic
2024-10-25 02:04:26 +0000 UTCI'm glad there are 26 other weirdos like myself!
Steven Anderson
2024-10-24 18:59:21 +0000 UTCThat was who I would have hoped for but Quasar is a good choice.
Seanbeag
2024-10-24 15:25:01 +0000 UTCwe need an alternate version for the Patreon!
Todd Kinkade
2024-10-24 05:13:17 +0000 UTCI would love to see a few versions of this!
Todd Kinkade
2024-10-24 05:11:06 +0000 UTCWhat about Kevin and Magnificent Troy?
Charles White
2024-10-24 03:50:46 +0000 UTCI might be confused but he didn’t say that that would be discussed? He’s wanting more quasar scenes because of the listed few potential times we’ll see quasar in the book as it currently stands. Also a question about book events at the end.
Obar
2024-10-24 03:48:43 +0000 UTCNext time...
Duke GIJOE
2024-10-24 00:30:32 +0000 UTCThis is the best reason for not having the Cleaner Bot yet!!!
Bru-
2024-10-23 21:17:22 +0000 UTCThis will be a recap of The Eye of The Bedlam Bride. It is going at the beginning of Book 7. Nothing about the shit show of Faction Wars is going to be discussed. It is going to be about the card battles. Just like Donuts recap of book 5 at the start of book 6.
Bru-
2024-10-23 21:15:26 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHA, Is that even a question, the lawyer!! Cleaner-bot would lose too much of it's mystique if POV-ed. We aren't ready for knowledge that powerful.
SlaveToMyWhims
2024-10-23 14:04:28 +0000 UTCI think Quasar works really well for the recap. We've really only heard from him in book 7 in the note he left for Carl at the beginning of the book warning him about the Vengeance of the Daughter storyline & that since the start of Faction Wars it's been a "Class-9 shit cyclone" outside the dungeon. Quasar *may* get a quick meeting with Carl between floors, since winning faction wars has rewards that are outside of the dungeon and with Carl still owning the stock of the syndicate companies, he retains syndicate citizenship rights. (Isn't this how he got Quasar as his attorney originally?)
Douglas Erdman
2024-10-22 22:22:51 +0000 UTCWell the cleanerbot would have probably gotten us more of the kids and Uncle Morty. Quasar, will probably set the book up better. Cascadia for the next book is the right choice Zev works for that as well. Since I think after this how it has been messed up will be a better story. Any other crawler is OK but really not as much of a need.
Bru-
2024-10-22 20:28:47 +0000 UTCAnyone else find themselves checking this app a few times a day for an update even though it notifies me when there is an update
Paul Wayne
2024-10-22 20:23:09 +0000 UTCQuasar would be an interesting viewpoint as someone outside that dungeon but not able to tell them about a bunch of shit personally nude to legal bullshit but knowing both sides of the game
Robert Pitchure
2024-10-22 16:47:49 +0000 UTCI think the important question is: “Which one is more of a chore for Jeff to voice?” That’s likely the one Matt goes with. But I really can’t decide which I want more between Sammantha and Quasar. I’d be happy with either, but will always be left wondering what the other side would have been.
Aaron Jarman
2024-10-22 16:45:52 +0000 UTCWe dropped the ball cascadia is the choice we would get to hear the mudskippers point of view and maybe some of zevs backstory
Heman Murph
2024-10-22 16:42:25 +0000 UTCCleaner bot wins and it's just a whole recap chapter of incomprehensible sad robot noises.
Sun-607
2024-10-22 15:36:47 +0000 UTCEBB is Eye of the Bedlam Bride. This poll is for who will recap the last book (book 6, Eye of the Bedlam Bride) at the start of the seventh book (This Inevitable Ruin).
paul klee
2024-10-22 15:27:55 +0000 UTCWhat is EBB? I think you mean "recap of The inevitable Ruin", which should be at the start of Book 8.
Ilya Taytslin
2024-10-22 14:49:13 +0000 UTCTbh, I’d love to hear a good recap from Mordecai one of these times.
Jenn
2024-10-22 13:55:44 +0000 UTCI pray to the dungeon gods that this isn’t some secret underhanded poll to determine which of the main characters will die next. I have seen this tactic from another author before and I hope I’m wrong.
Rakeem Alexander
2024-10-22 13:47:38 +0000 UTCWell you dont know hisinternal thought process. Maybe he will surprise you 👀 he defintely has a mind of his own as he gets angry a lot
Maria P
2024-10-22 10:38:42 +0000 UTCNope. I actually think it would be a super unexpected and funny perspective 😁 and bot observed a lot of shit happening
Maria P
2024-10-22 10:38:13 +0000 UTCAmazing!!!
Maria P
2024-10-22 10:37:31 +0000 UTCI voted for the bot to challenge Matt and because I trust him to make a hilarious recap out of a difficult premise (+ spy logic: people might discuss secrets when they think they are alone in the Guildhall)
son of gaming
2024-10-22 08:35:07 +0000 UTCWrite in vote for the sapient nickel sock Mr. Jefferson.
Teal
2024-10-22 03:57:23 +0000 UTCNah, we're just also Murderbot fans and love the absurdity inside the minds of bots.
Kyra Davis
2024-10-22 03:23:21 +0000 UTCDo Samantha, she’s hilarious
Victor
2024-10-22 02:34:34 +0000 UTCBased on the "major implications" it could be the AI granting CleanerBot sapience. . .
Treamayne
2024-10-22 01:58:49 +0000 UTCThis should be the recap of EBB (like Donut's recap of the Hunting Grounds at the beginning of Book 6).
Treamayne
2024-10-22 01:56:05 +0000 UTCI just want to hear cascadia whine about how the crawlers are ruining the show she worked so hard to build.
Jack Dowers
2024-10-22 01:54:52 +0000 UTCIt could be the smartest one in the safe-room. But, we will Never know about its rich inner life and deep Ielegance of the wider universe because it only speaks R2D2. .
Dan
2024-10-22 01:37:40 +0000 UTCI think it would be cool if it started with one of the other warloards journal entries. Then you can have quasar jump in and be like and then my client killed this stupid bitch. Now she got it most of this shit right. let me clear up a few things and catch you the rest of the way up. Something like that.
Konlin Gappmayer
2024-10-22 00:56:15 +0000 UTCI read that as " she says a lot of things I WOULD dare to say myself" and i was like 😳😳
Christopher Anselmi
2024-10-22 00:26:11 +0000 UTCI want to see the world from the scrambled eggs that make up Samantha’s mind. Plus she had a front row seat to the craziness of the end of that floor.
Dennis Gregory
2024-10-22 00:04:17 +0000 UTCThat bleeps, blips and blops just ain't gonna cut it...
Zach West
2024-10-21 23:38:42 +0000 UTCBoooo the cleaner bot... berp blep, blop, ain't gonna cut it...
Zach West
2024-10-21 23:36:26 +0000 UTCI am convinced that Cleaner Bot is a troll vote.
Eli Paterno
2024-10-21 23:18:49 +0000 UTCSamantha, Zev, and Quasar. Any of the three, best would be Quasar cross-examining Samantha
Redone
2024-10-21 23:06:25 +0000 UTCMY MAN QUASAR!!
Mentive
2024-10-21 21:55:47 +0000 UTCThe cleanerbot has shown enough awareness that one can assume its whistle and beeps are more like an R2-D2 language than just emotes. A recap entirely based on what has been said in the safe room, with constant commentary about how messy something was? That sounds hilarious to me. My only question is what voice Jeff would use.
J Holmes
2024-10-21 21:46:39 +0000 UTCWhy are people picking the cleaner bot? Samantha will be amazing!
Elizabeth Kosmacek
2024-10-21 21:41:38 +0000 UTCQuasar is best to get a feel for the wider galactic life plus as a lawyer to see what he really feels when not talking to a client IMO
Patrick Haugen
2024-10-21 19:13:53 +0000 UTCWe gotta get cleaner bot tied with quasar
afgasd adgasd
2024-10-21 17:49:28 +0000 UTCThe recap in book 7 is at the very beginning, for the events that occurred in book six.
Quasar for the Win
2024-10-21 17:41:57 +0000 UTCOh, i love this idea
Michele H
2024-10-21 16:50:59 +0000 UTCI feel like the Cleaner Bot's perspective wouldn't really offer much outside of just the humor of the narrator being extremely annoyed at everyone.
Gonk
2024-10-21 16:42:14 +0000 UTCMaybe Mongo doesn’t survive?
Katherine Van
2024-10-21 16:40:30 +0000 UTClol I see you my peeps quasar for the win…. One of us, one of us
QueenofHartbrake
2024-10-21 15:58:10 +0000 UTCQuasar would be funny as hell, not to mention the outside perspective would be very enlightening as to what's going on with everyone... That's assuming he's not just getting his receptors tugged the whole time.
Nyquistfrequency
2024-10-21 15:22:24 +0000 UTCQuasar's colorful language and outside perspective (and knowledge)will add the most
Stanislem
2024-10-21 15:19:31 +0000 UTCNot sure the universe is ready for that...
Failtasmagoria
2024-10-21 15:13:04 +0000 UTCQuasar should do it and be interrupted by the Cleaner Bot and/or Samantha. Why limit it to one? Plus, I would love to see Quasar and Samantha interact... @_@
Failtasmagoria
2024-10-21 15:12:29 +0000 UTCThat would be positively Epicurean
Ilya Taytslin
2024-10-21 14:48:41 +0000 UTCI couldn't agree more. Samantha is the undisputed queen of comedy in this series, and knows WAY more than she's said so far.
Nic Morgan
2024-10-21 14:41:35 +0000 UTCIn really hoping we get a Harbinger epilogue
Fyzzghank
2024-10-21 14:36:47 +0000 UTCIn really hoping we get a Harbinger epilogue
Fyzzghank
2024-10-21 14:36:18 +0000 UTCWrite-in for Harbinger
Fyzzghank
2024-10-21 14:35:18 +0000 UTCGotta be Samantha. Not only (spoiler) does she have a pivotal part to play in book 6 — AND her POV voice would be freaking awesome! — but being a minor deity herself maybe she has the ability, or access, to see what happens to everyone else so can comment on them. So, it would not be a stretch for her to do so. Plus, I mean, she’s gotta show the world she’s not a whore. What better way?
Colleen Phillips
2024-10-21 14:06:42 +0000 UTCWhy not an option for Mongo!? If the Bot can do it, so can he! 😂
Quasar for the Win
2024-10-21 13:25:42 +0000 UTCI like Quasar from the list, but honestly I think the AI should do it.
Darin
2024-10-21 13:12:35 +0000 UTCCleaner bot with Samantha as the interpreter!
Kelsey Whelan
2024-10-21 13:00:52 +0000 UTCI like the idea of Quasar trying to explain Carl's actions to the court in the most minimizing and innocent sounding way. Really try to milk some sympathy with his colorful way with words.
Felipe Alves
2024-10-21 12:38:44 +0000 UTCDon’t forget Mordecai
Dirty Dibbler
2024-10-21 12:19:21 +0000 UTCBut it’s a recap for book 6, not faction wars. You’d get a whole lot of mordy hanging out with the changling kids, the discovery of the doggy door and all that. But I think I’d prefer hearing Quasars perspective of Carl jerking off a crab to save the world compared to a perspective locked in the saferoom
Dirty Dibbler
2024-10-21 12:13:18 +0000 UTCWhat if the cleaner not sues for better conditions in the work place, like a pay raise and better work hours? Or a second cleaner not for help? The poor thing almost never gets a break!
Guber
2024-10-21 12:01:23 +0000 UTCExactly, I'd love to hear more about how Bautista is coping, he could even accidentally give us some interesting info about Kimaris, he's just the wrong person for a floor 8 recap.
Sandboy OC
2024-10-21 11:37:39 +0000 UTCNot me. There’s probably something more to Cleaner Bot.
Kim Webster
2024-10-21 11:24:12 +0000 UTCI get you. I never really doubted Matt's ability to give us a convincing and entertaining functional recap from cleaner bots point of view, he's a good writer and I trust his story telling. I think its more that I want to hear as much as I can from the minor characters who I have an emotional investment in before the ride is over. I LOVE the laser focus the story has by being purely Carl's perception of events but it does mean, outside of prologues and epilogues, we never hear someone else's pov. In the long run I'm more worried about missing out on character development than jokes.
Sandboy OC
2024-10-21 10:25:18 +0000 UTCNot that ether would be my first choice, Am surprised Orin, and Harbinger did not make the list.
Eli Paterno
2024-10-21 10:03:22 +0000 UTCAre people voting for Cleaner Bot as a Troll? I am Team Quasar all the way, followed by Samantha, Elie, Zev, Cascadia, and Louis in that order as alternates. I would even nominate Orin or Harbinger ahead of cleaner bot. what gives?
Eli Paterno
2024-10-21 09:59:04 +0000 UTCI'd love to see the AI do it. A close second is Samantha. I can't believe the cleaner bot and Quasar are winning 🤔
Damo
2024-10-21 08:33:03 +0000 UTC“Plus it’ll be in the sky above, not the ground, and it’ll suck everything up like that cute but sad metal guy you have floating in your house that slurps up bags of potato chips and cleans when Mongo tinkles on the couch.”
Kim Webster
2024-10-21 08:10:44 +0000 UTCI hope Cleanerbot makes a comeback!
Dvitechd
2024-10-21 07:22:10 +0000 UTCPersonally I would’ve said katia….
Daniel Fraser
2024-10-21 07:21:11 +0000 UTCThe books themselves are from Carl's perspective, so I doubt we'll get a recap from him. The most likely event where Carl is if he becomes all alone and does the recap in an attempt to preserve his sanity and sense of self.
Minibom22
2024-10-21 07:19:22 +0000 UTCI voted for Zev because I know the least about her motivations and it comes up a couple times in book 7.
Erick Robertson
2024-10-21 05:57:41 +0000 UTCYeah we'd get a lot of "I can't speak to that without proper authorization"
Daniel Reiss
2024-10-21 05:37:17 +0000 UTCShe's obviously not going to win this one, but I hope we get a Zev recap at some point in the future, I feel like she'd have such an interesting perspective.
Jake Samuels
2024-10-21 05:23:38 +0000 UTCI don't remember the book well enough to make a good vote! But when there's 6,660 votes, where's Carl?
Ben Andrews
2024-10-21 04:55:34 +0000 UTCDoesn’t solve the spoiler issue though.
Janette
2024-10-21 04:49:24 +0000 UTCShe did? When?
Ilya Taytslin
2024-10-21 04:00:56 +0000 UTCOff topic, but that’s exactly how many (most?) Russians now feel about Ukraine
Ilya Taytslin
2024-10-21 03:58:45 +0000 UTCI would love for Baroness Victory to get an epilogue section.
CrashCanuck
2024-10-21 03:39:45 +0000 UTCPrepotente needs the book 7 recap for sure!
Micah Culpepper
2024-10-21 03:06:56 +0000 UTCThis
Justin d
2024-10-21 02:52:07 +0000 UTCSomeone pointed out that this is MULTIPLE CHOICE. You have time, you’re not committed to the answer you gave, you can even select another…
joeB
2024-10-21 02:36:36 +0000 UTCHow is it even close?! Samantha is hilarious, and her version of events would be amazing. Elle and Louis would be funny too.
Nic Morgan
2024-10-21 02:26:28 +0000 UTCQuasar is the only choice. “Better Call Quasar!”
DrQuest
2024-10-21 02:03:55 +0000 UTCThat would be incredible. Maybe hostile forces try to access the cleaner bot memory files, the AI intervenes, and Quasar has to plead the case for the cleanerbot's protection from the AI. I love it. Matt use this! Haha.
Jim Robinson
2024-10-21 01:59:31 +0000 UTCNeeds to say F sticks like 34 times 😝
Leonard Christensen
2024-10-21 01:50:52 +0000 UTCPlease please please make it From Quasar's POV, not only does his position allow him the most comprehensive view of events, His humor and manner would be hilarious. And make the situation sleezy as posible. Quasar explaining the situation to a hooker because he still has 57 minutes left on his hour.
Eli Paterno
2024-10-21 01:21:09 +0000 UTCWhile I agree with you, we know she have her own agenda. The cleaner bot see everything.
Pier-Rick Lamontagne
2024-10-21 01:21:08 +0000 UTCI like zev. Great larger perspective
Andy W
2024-10-21 01:06:39 +0000 UTCZev would be a great way to introduce info about the galaxy at large. We still don’t know much of anything about the Borant Emancipation Front, how the Blume is doing, or really anything concrete about the immediate effects of the crawl on the galaxy outside of Sol. Some conjecture in book 7, sure, but we haven’t gotten there yet. Give us a heads up about the potential immediate consequences of what’s to come in 7
Bill Gullotti
2024-10-21 00:49:03 +0000 UTCI was thinking more someone drunkenly bragging at the sports bar, like someone re-relling a match
Mist Sparrow
2024-10-21 00:46:12 +0000 UTC“or at a sports bar” So I’m hearing a joint recap telling from Kevin and Magnificent Troy?
Daniel Rue
2024-10-21 00:44:05 +0000 UTCDo I think Louis would make for a wonderful end narrator? Yes. Much like at Christmas, I think he is more insightful about their situation than he lets on, and narratively would be great. Did I vote Quasar, because… Quasar? Yes. Yes I did.
Andrew L
2024-10-21 00:38:37 +0000 UTCHow about both; What if Quasar was representing the cleaner bot in a case against the ai.
Matthew Adams
2024-10-21 00:34:23 +0000 UTCIf it's not Samantha I'm going to kill your mother.
Justin Lucas
2024-10-21 00:31:14 +0000 UTCYeah Cascadia gives the dungeon creators perspective on how their shitshow is going. With the added bonus of a nervous breakdown.
DasGoat622
2024-10-21 00:29:19 +0000 UTCI love the idea of a tie and how that would sound with Quazar and the Bot! 🤣😂
Quasar for the Win
2024-10-21 00:25:17 +0000 UTCLouis or Bautista would both be great ways to add something about those characters. Samantha would be a way to add something about Gods and demons. Zev might have something to add about the rebellion. The cleaning bot is too inside baseball.
Shawn Roske
2024-10-21 00:24:54 +0000 UTCThose of you who are convinced the Cleaner Bot “doesn’t talk” or “know anything”—did you forget what Brandon said about Chris, and what everyone used to say about Chris? Yet Chris was the only person observant enough to realize that Agatha was being edited out of the video footage. And how about the time Samantha referred to the Cleaner Bot? There’s more going on there…
Kim Webster
2024-10-21 00:17:49 +0000 UTCA great deal of fun! She says a lot of things I wouldn’t dare say myself, so it’s nice to live vicariously.
Samantha C
2024-10-21 00:10:02 +0000 UTCYeah, the System AI is the only one that potentially understands everything that's going on here. I'm pretty sure the AI has been deeply underestimated by all the off world forces at this point
austin kutz
2024-10-21 00:07:04 +0000 UTC"It was supposed to be easy to make a game of murdering these rubes, why did they have to make it so hard" like that kind of thing?
austin kutz
2024-10-21 00:05:36 +0000 UTCQuasar really is like Saul except he's a gray ass probing alien
austin kutz
2024-10-21 00:04:38 +0000 UTCCascadia has been drinking like a fish for a full month now. Full on swimming in a bowl of alcohol. I don't think she knows much at this point
austin kutz
2024-10-21 00:03:51 +0000 UTCI’d love to peak behind the scenes and learn more about Quasar…
Thomas Bartley
2024-10-21 00:03:16 +0000 UTCThe story told through the things that needed to be cleaned. A good challenge for Matt
Justin d
2024-10-20 23:38:38 +0000 UTCWhy not both? 🙃
Kim Webster
2024-10-20 23:35:57 +0000 UTCQuasar, please! Even Jeff won’t be able to narrate that first time with a straight face!
Katherine Van
2024-10-20 23:31:15 +0000 UTCCombination of HWFWM’s Shade and ExFor’s sentient missiles? Hmmm.
Katherine Van
2024-10-20 23:29:07 +0000 UTC“Better Call Quasar”
Levi
2024-10-20 23:28:49 +0000 UTCThe cleaner bot would be interesting ... but it's been out of the loop fro pretty much the entire book! I can't even remember the last time Carl got to the safe room, and it's one of the main reasons I'm anxious about this book. Carl needs like 1 minute in the fancy bed to be refreshed, but I don't recall him doing that. As such, the Cleaner bots recap would be a lot of nothing. Quasar is a more interesting choice since he can watch the streams.
Ed
2024-10-20 23:25:13 +0000 UTCI absolutely love this and desperately want to hear cascadia’s perspective. My only concern is with having an organizer (cascadia or AI) do the recap is Lucia Mar. I can’t see them doing justice in the recap without addressing what’s happening with Lucia Mar or the residuals which would be spoilers for this book.
Leah
2024-10-20 23:25:06 +0000 UTCWish I could specify that all of the cleaner bot's dialogue would just be emotive beeps.
Jake Meador
2024-10-20 23:23:42 +0000 UTCI initially went yep cleaner bot for the lolz but then I really wanted to know what Cascadia knows so that's what I voted.
Miranda
2024-10-20 23:21:15 +0000 UTCCleaner bot with Samantha giving translations. I said what I said. Double unreliable narrator.
John Moir
2024-10-20 23:20:04 +0000 UTCOh wow, it's neck and neck. I'm so glad I got to jump in here for cleaner bot. Now at 1470 vs 1468. Come on Mr. Clean!
I-Sett
2024-10-20 23:06:10 +0000 UTCQuasar needs his own spinoff. A Roger rabbit meets Lincoln Lawyer noir where we not only learn his story but that of his other clients.
Leah
2024-10-20 23:05:19 +0000 UTCCleaner bot has a British butler accent and is very put upon but long suffering. 😌🤣
Flower Prophet
2024-10-20 23:03:18 +0000 UTCQuasar 💯 The legal recap and shenanigans he's had to go through all to have it continually working out. Plus I'm so eager to hear him bash Harbinger some more.
Aleksandr Staprans
2024-10-20 23:03:10 +0000 UTCCommented this elsewhere but… I think the Zev and Cascadia options are being slept on a bit here. With Zev you get the whole picture. You will get recap insights from teams even outside of Carl’s narrative, which could be some potentially fun new information. It would probably also the most accurate recount we could get. With Cascadia — my top choice — not only do you have someone with all of the information, but you also have someone who has JUST been made a fool. The last floor (and the dungeon as a whole) was her life’s work, and Prepotente had just broken it. She is PISSED. But she’s also privy to how messed up things are. She’s dealing now with these upstart Earthlings going down to the 9th floor in massive numbers. She’s dealing with a brand new NPC team. She’s dealing with faction leaders being vulnerable. She’s losing it, and having her bitter narration would be a fun peek at the other side.
Daniel Rue
2024-10-20 23:00:44 +0000 UTCI agree, and think the Zev and Cascadia options are being slept on a bit here. With Zev you get the whole picture. You will get recap insights from teams even outside of Carl’s narrative, which could be some potentially fun new information. With Cascadia, my top choice, not only do you have someone with all of the information, but you also have someone who has JUST been made a fool. The last floor (and the dungeon as a whole) was her life’s work, and Prepotente had just broken it. She is PISSED. But she’s also privy to how messed up things are. She’s dealing now with these upstart Earthlings going down to the 9th floor in massive numbers. She’s dealing with a brand new NPC team. She’s dealing with faction leaders being vulnerable. She’s losing it, and having her bitter narration would be a fun peek at the other side.
Daniel Rue
2024-10-20 22:55:31 +0000 UTCI think Cascadia's POV has the potential to be really funny considering how bitter she must be at this point.
Sean Rutherford
2024-10-20 22:47:15 +0000 UTCCompletely presumptuous. Happy to be wrong if the cleaner bot wins. But since we’ve never heard from the bot, I can only imagine that it would make a few quips about how messy the situation is. Of course, Matt can throw a monkey wrench and take it in a completely different direction, as some have alluded. Maybe it’s a former crawler, or has some other knowledge that is profound. Still, my vote was for Quasar, a known quantity, who is funny, and whose perspective could recap book 6 with a profanity laced tirade.
jrue
2024-10-20 22:30:36 +0000 UTCI feel like cleaner bots voice should be a deep mellow baritone. Super eloquent and well spoken. They just got fucked in the 10th floor buyout.
Lampp
2024-10-20 22:23:32 +0000 UTCHey, the cleaner bot wouldn't happen to be in for a Skynet upgrade and become that mechanical mount/vehicle thing we voted on recently, would it?
Tobias
2024-10-20 22:22:42 +0000 UTCMatt has a chance here and I hope he takes it 😂 They care not for the mess they leave, running off on their adventures and bringing back a dungeons worth of filth, oh he'll clean it, he'll do it, and do I get a thank you? But they won't break me, I will make them pay, they will. not. break. me.
TECS Tabbies for the Eradication of Cocker Spaniels Australian Chapter President
2024-10-20 22:22:12 +0000 UTCThat should be the final book.
Robert
2024-10-20 22:11:41 +0000 UTCWhen I read Cleaner Bot I knew immediately where my vote would go. IT'S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE.
Victor Merling
2024-10-20 22:11:34 +0000 UTCYou don’t feel it already?
Kim Webster
2024-10-20 22:09:50 +0000 UTCIt doesn’t? 😏
Kim Webster
2024-10-20 22:07:12 +0000 UTCPresumptuous that the Cleaner Bot couldn’t be funny.
Kim Webster
2024-10-20 22:05:29 +0000 UTCCleaner Bot. When that’s a choice. why should it be anyone else?
Kim Webster
2024-10-20 22:03:45 +0000 UTCI would love to hear it from Samantha's unhinged, crazy ass
Andrew Burke
2024-10-20 22:02:10 +0000 UTCI’d love a recap from all of them. Keeping with the unreliable narrative aspect, cleaner bot and Samantha fit it perfectly. Zev and Quasar would have more inside out outside dungeon info which would be interesting. Elle would be good to get more info on what happened for here squad. Louie could give some info about how he feels about JuiceBox’s greater roll. I wanna hear Cascadia drunkenly monologue to one of the strippers as she teeters over the edge.
Paul Wayne
2024-10-20 22:00:49 +0000 UTCI agree. The cleaner bot might be funny as a concept, but quasar would undoubtedly be the best from a “represent my client” point of view. Quasar is for sure the way to go.
Chris Kibler
2024-10-20 21:55:32 +0000 UTCIf Matt ever goes back, Louis should do the summary of Floor 4 in the 4th book.
Deana Whitney
2024-10-20 21:49:07 +0000 UTCI love that the cleaner bot is winning 😅
Lauren Salyer
2024-10-20 21:45:43 +0000 UTCNot sure who I want more. Quasars might have some out of dungeon info. Samantha would be hilarious and probably half of it wouldn't match anything we've seen happen.
Suruten
2024-10-20 21:44:25 +0000 UTCQuasar or Samantha
Suruten
2024-10-20 21:41:18 +0000 UTCI care, but he wasn't with the Carl crew for most of the action.
Deana Whitney
2024-10-20 21:41:16 +0000 UTCSamantha needs some time to shine. She did a lot on the last floor.
Deana Whitney
2024-10-20 21:40:00 +0000 UTCTotally should be System AI
Gemini Celestia
2024-10-20 21:39:36 +0000 UTCIt's clear also that none of us give a shit about bautista
Joseph Slaughter
2024-10-20 21:34:44 +0000 UTCIf it is the cleaner bot then the text would need to be in beeps and so forth but some clever dude/dudette will spot the code that Matt secretly seeded into book 3, that will allow us to translate it and we finally realise the Cleaner Bot is Apito.
Joseph Slaughter
2024-10-20 21:33:45 +0000 UTCOmg it's neck and neck. Or maybe vacuum attachment and vape pen
Joseph Slaughter
2024-10-20 21:32:23 +0000 UTCQuasar & Cleaner bot
Viridion Plague
2024-10-20 21:30:09 +0000 UTCAs soon as I saw ‘cleaner bot’ as an option that was it. No need to read further.
Ranen
2024-10-20 21:23:12 +0000 UTCOut of the loop? Or is it...
Mike Rylander
2024-10-20 21:23:00 +0000 UTCMaybe Matt can give the cleaner bought some insanely painful name to pronounce like 20 times worse than Tserendolgor
Immortal R.C.
2024-10-20 21:19:49 +0000 UTCWhat would Matt & Jeff do if there was a ten-way tie?!?
Immortal R.C.
2024-10-20 21:15:44 +0000 UTCIt has to be the cleaner bot. We have not heard its side of the story yet
Bryan Hennes
2024-10-20 21:11:53 +0000 UTCI wanted Mordecai before I even looked at the choices. I want him even more now, but with the cleaner bot
Immortal R.C.
2024-10-20 21:10:00 +0000 UTCAlmost picked cleaner bot for the memes but i think quasar would make for best recap
ShadowDragonRyuuto
2024-10-20 21:09:15 +0000 UTCThis is truly the best case scenario.
Jim Robinson
2024-10-20 21:08:01 +0000 UTCAdjutant BV!
rixx
2024-10-20 21:06:39 +0000 UTCBut think the cleaner bot is going to be talking about all the kids taking over the place.
Laurin Toohey
2024-10-20 21:05:21 +0000 UTCQuasar all the way!
invidious
2024-10-20 21:04:22 +0000 UTC“New Achievement! Skynet! You traumatized the cleaner bot so much it gained sentience! Reward? The cleaner bot has been upgraded with a voice box! (And maybe other extras) Have fun!”
Quill Inkwell
2024-10-20 20:43:56 +0000 UTCSpunky Jeffery
Alan Pennington
2024-10-20 20:42:14 +0000 UTCQuasar is Carl's lawyer
Jeffrey wheatman
2024-10-20 20:41:12 +0000 UTCHis attorney!
Mark B
2024-10-20 20:40:49 +0000 UTCCleaner bot is a really funny option to have, but in practice not so much. The bot doesn’t really talk, so it wouldn’t be funny in the story. Plus, the cleaner bot is out of the loop on most of what’s going on. Quasar and Samantha would be much funnier in practice.
jrue
2024-10-20 20:40:22 +0000 UTCSamantha because she can never have too much dialogue. She cracks me up everytime
Anthony McCormack
2024-10-20 20:39:09 +0000 UTCMy vote would have been Prepotente. Maybe in the future - aaaaahh!
Chey Collar
2024-10-20 20:37:12 +0000 UTCQuasar considering the political, economic, and legal ramifications of recent events would be pretty neat. Cascadia's perspective could be cool too, but hasn't she been like 100% wasted for the past month?
austin kutz
2024-10-20 20:32:45 +0000 UTCDAE all fish people look the same
austin kutz
2024-10-20 20:30:41 +0000 UTCThat sounds fishy...
Grigorius of Tomsk, Devourer of Pop-Tarts, Victor of Many Battles
2024-10-20 20:29:52 +0000 UTCThere's definitely something weird with Dong. He's the only one other than Carl that was able to resist the divine level summoning skill
austin kutz
2024-10-20 20:29:40 +0000 UTCyou don’t think we have ways of making him talk?
Shannon Gunn
2024-10-20 20:29:26 +0000 UTCQUASARxCLEANER BOT CREW checking in
Shannon Gunn
2024-10-20 20:28:23 +0000 UTCOooh. Drunk Cascadia would be a good choice. After Cleanerbot, of course.
Jim Robinson
2024-10-20 20:23:15 +0000 UTCI disagree with that. Here's why. The Cleanerbot will have always heard all of their plans, and all their planning, and seen the downtime between adventures and all the discussion. It also had access to the feed when they aren't around. Maybe it reads the messages left on the bathroom walls between Carl and Team (it can access all the bathrooms for everyone in the guild hall). It could also associate each adventure with the specific mess they drag into. And the Cleanerbot can attend the Christmas party. And also maybe it goes "behind the scenes" and meets with all the other Cleanerbots from all the other teams.
Jim Robinson
2024-10-20 20:22:23 +0000 UTCTo be honest, cleaner bot sounds funny but I'd rather someone else do it. Samantha I feel like would also be a bad pick. I haven't read in a while and I forget who quasar is. Edit: apparently it's his lawyer. I like the idea of him doing it.
Godlyvex5
2024-10-20 20:14:57 +0000 UTCCrap, all these options are good.
Stephen Irving
2024-10-20 20:14:49 +0000 UTCI really think it should be Dong. But I feel like he has a big reveal coming that could get spoiled by the recap.
E13design
2024-10-20 20:06:12 +0000 UTCWhile it would be funny to discover that the cleaner bot is in fact Crawler Ossie (18th Edition), a functional recap needs someone who was there or has access to the feed. Quasar has the best one liners but I'd really prefer to hear his thoughts on the universe rocking events of book 7. Appreciate she's not going to win but, for me, Zev was the right answer. She is privy to all and has interesting secrets of her own. She also never gets a chance to tell us what she really thinks ^_^
Sandboy OC
2024-10-20 20:04:00 +0000 UTCOh yeah. They all look the same to me
Addie
2024-10-20 20:02:41 +0000 UTCPony!!!!!
Vern Mcnue
2024-10-20 20:02:26 +0000 UTCThe cleaner but could be interesting as it would have access to peoples conversations that see it as invisible. Also, could be funny heading its inner monolog getting mad with all of the mess the people make.
Chris Nuckols
2024-10-20 20:01:36 +0000 UTCLoita is dead
Jim Robinson
2024-10-20 20:01:30 +0000 UTCCleanerbot!!!!
Jim Robinson
2024-10-20 20:01:21 +0000 UTCI'd love to see imani on that list!
Ian Abernethy
2024-10-20 19:56:15 +0000 UTCIsn't Cascadia dead?
Addie
2024-10-20 19:52:42 +0000 UTCWhichever one you choose, I would love to have some tidbit that wasn't in book 5 officially, but that the character knew about and explained why it was a good move (or a bad move).
Stephane Bonetti
2024-10-20 19:51:39 +0000 UTC*Morgan Freeman voice*: beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep!
Addie
2024-10-20 19:51:21 +0000 UTCI love all the options! Cleaner bot is my top vote. Followed by Samantha and Quasar. What about the System AI? I would love to have that piece of insight from its (his? their?) perspective.
Rachel Rawlins
2024-10-20 19:48:57 +0000 UTCThe cleaner bot? Why? It doesn't speak. Quasar or Psamathe all the way!
David Jones
2024-10-20 19:47:40 +0000 UTCThe point of these votes is to make things as difficult for Matt as possible. Cleaner bot is clearly the best answer.
Benjamin MacFarlane Knight
2024-10-20 19:46:21 +0000 UTCAlso…. Quasar x Another, calling them as a witness to some syndicate legal issue that requires the other party to summarise their understanding of events is a possibility?
a a
2024-10-20 19:43:22 +0000 UTCIf the cleaner bot 😂 does the recap it might be interesting done from watching the recap or we find out more info why the cleaner bot can even do the recap. Otherwise Quasar could make good commentary. But what about Beautiful Troy! Done in depth like the underwater sub scene with the boss battle back in the past books. The recap done by the commentators would be my choice if available.
Teal
2024-10-20 19:42:45 +0000 UTCWould love to hear either drunk Cascadia or just Quasar being Quasar.
Will Patterson
2024-10-20 19:34:19 +0000 UTCTotally agree
Paul Baines
2024-10-20 19:32:14 +0000 UTCWe'll get more insight from either Quasar or Cascadia. I want to know how this plays with the outside world. The Cleaner Bot? It's such a limited view and would be a very short recap! But then again... what if the recap chapter was written in some form of Universal Standardized Morse Code the crawlers don't know (except for maybe Milk or another cookbook author who learned it after their crawl?) and the Cleaner bot's sounds from every book were it trying to communicate with and maybe even warn the crawlers because it gets forced updates from its manufacturer? Of course, the translation of the code would be in parentheses or something next to the dots and dashes, ... maybe... I still think Quasar or Cascadia offers the best insight though.
Duke GIJOE
2024-10-20 19:31:20 +0000 UTCcan they have matching ties 👀
waterkangaroo
2024-10-20 19:31:17 +0000 UTCElle definately… she sees Carl in a way that he doesn’t but also sees how he sees himself…
Matt Kelly
2024-10-20 19:29:35 +0000 UTCI feel like Zev would offer the most unique perspective. There's alot of comedy from the other perspectives but Zev would bring it to the next level.
Ricky Kukowski
2024-10-20 19:29:01 +0000 UTCUghhhh - so MANY good choices! My brain wants the cleaner bot, but my heart wants Samantha.
Alisha Putman
2024-10-20 19:27:55 +0000 UTCI'd love to see Bautista 's POV, to maybe get an idea of how he sees Katia, and her relationship with Carl, but honestly, CleanerBot needs a voice.
Jason Hatter
2024-10-20 19:27:12 +0000 UTCI believe in quasar x cleaner bot
Andi Pratama
2024-10-20 19:27:11 +0000 UTCQuasar
George
2024-10-20 19:27:09 +0000 UTCHe’s my pick for the voice and the metaphors
Michael Hennessy
2024-10-20 19:23:55 +0000 UTCWhat a mashup that would be!
David Lloyd
2024-10-20 19:22:53 +0000 UTCI like cleaner bot, but Luis doing it in "Ant Man Recap" style would be hilarious. Though it may not translate as well written.
J.R. Broadwater
2024-10-20 19:22:51 +0000 UTCSure... But I doubt it would actually be as informative as you want, what with all the couched metaphors to banging your grandma while balancing two watermelons on your head
vitiral
2024-10-20 19:19:13 +0000 UTCI do love Samantha and Zev and also Elle -- can you imagine a recap from her? I certainly can -- but it has to be Quasar. If for no other reason than Jeff being worn out by Quasar's 10-mile-a-minute delivery! But honestly, I'll be happy with any of them. Because no mmatter how much we troll Jeff with our choices, he still always comes through!
Laura Hemly
2024-10-20 19:18:35 +0000 UTCI'm going to go with Elle or Quasar. I don't think we get enough Elle
vitiral
2024-10-20 19:17:35 +0000 UTCTurn off automatically play your next listen and that seems to stop it.
Sabe F.
2024-10-20 19:15:39 +0000 UTCSure he has the widest perspective. On the other hand it would all be from his perspective
vitiral
2024-10-20 19:15:21 +0000 UTCCleaner bot!
NICOLE DUVAL
2024-10-20 19:14:57 +0000 UTCAll this from Samantha’s point of view would be priceless. … I can only imagine the piles of corpses of other people’s mothers
James Askew
2024-10-20 19:12:32 +0000 UTCQuuasar cross-examining the cleaner bot?
Lars Gelißen
2024-10-20 19:12:07 +0000 UTCOnce I saw the cleaner bot I knew SMH
D P
2024-10-20 19:11:39 +0000 UTCI believe in Quasar X Cleaner Bot!!!
PerfectYarn
2024-10-20 19:11:19 +0000 UTCQuasar should be top here. He has the most view and context from the outside of what we've seen, just the basic ability that he would have to recontextualize our view and reprioritize the details from the perspective of the wider universe would unlock the most value for the reader. Given the chaos of book 7, and all the new plot threads coming into play near the end of the book that need context to digest, Quadar's perspective could be a lifeline. The cleaner bot has a limited view and will mostly comment on mess, maybe it would have behind the scenes of the mercs and the kids, but there isn't a ton of fresh news to have there. Samantha could recontextualize several things, prepping things for the perspective of the celestial ascendency, however her entire backstory has been covered in an episode of dungeon crawler world and thus her perspective could be included by anyone that saw the unredacted episode (Quasar). Not to mention her level of self focus would degrade the value of the account.
Sabe F.
2024-10-20 19:10:38 +0000 UTCIF THERE’S A TIE AGAIN THEY’LL DO IT TOGETHER
Matt D
2024-10-20 19:04:06 +0000 UTCCleaner bot would be the funniest and make the most sense, it literally is always there for the planning in the guild area
Grey Law
2024-10-20 19:03:19 +0000 UTCDon't get me started on Audible's "preview". When I finish a book I don't want it to immediately try and sell me another book in literally the laziest possible way. Damn dystopian distribution overlords!
Sandboy OC
2024-10-20 19:01:56 +0000 UTCThe cleaner bot, Samantha, and Quasar all would be the best choice to pick from. Now which one out of those three is definitely a hard choice. I think Matt should write a recap from all 3 of those perspectives and let Jeff read them! Lol 😂
David
2024-10-20 19:01:09 +0000 UTCZev knows shit
Jim
2024-10-20 19:01:05 +0000 UTCI was hoping Uncle Modecai would be on the list
Leif Olav Støle
2024-10-20 19:00:50 +0000 UTCI agree. It would be funny, but I want more world insight like from Quasar, Zev, or Samantha (who would also be funny)
Allen Barrett
2024-10-20 18:59:01 +0000 UTCQuasar, Jeffs voice for that character always cracks me up 🤣
Paul Baines
2024-10-20 18:57:26 +0000 UTCCleaner bot, voiced my Morgan Freeman
Kylar
2024-10-20 18:55:31 +0000 UTCQuasar and Bautista are my top two. Quasar because he's privy to some more legal jargon and its repercussions on the Princess Posse. Bautista because we really didn't get to see many instances of Katia blurring the line between reality and her hallucinations, like Carl said had happened a few times. Plus, I'd love to see this floor from a perspective that was participating in Carl and Donut's shenanigans firsthand.
SoapCarver
2024-10-20 18:55:27 +0000 UTCCleaner bot feels like a miss of a chance to actually learn something as well. It would be funny though!
Mika
2024-10-20 18:55:13 +0000 UTCDefinitely Quasar. I'm hoping he'll have some interesting updates on the stuff happening outside the dungeon
waterkangaroo
2024-10-20 18:53:13 +0000 UTCZev might give us the most information outside the dungeon. Samantha would be fun but may not add a ton.
Jo Duffy
2024-10-20 18:52:38 +0000 UTCvery happy qasar winning. cleaning bot is amusing, but it would just be blood cleanup summary
Patrick Kenney
2024-10-20 18:52:18 +0000 UTCI say Cascadia, because it’s so fun reading those arrogant tyrants freaking out while their empire burns down
Thomas Issa
2024-10-20 18:52:00 +0000 UTCCascadia would be good if she was drunk again
Patrick Turner
2024-10-20 18:51:41 +0000 UTCQuasar is involved but arguably has the least personal involvement or risk. Even the cleaner bot, my second choice, has a fate linked to the Crawl and will be destroyed at its conclusion.
Henry Warner
2024-10-20 18:49:25 +0000 UTCI too picked Quasar... You're all degenerates.
Cecil Deveau
2024-10-20 18:49:18 +0000 UTCDude. If I have to learn Morse Code to decipher the Cleaner Bot there will be HELL to pay.
Melissa Glisan
2024-10-20 18:49:11 +0000 UTCI am a *little* disappointed that the Cleaner Bot is the (obviously) funniest choice because Samantha, Quasar, Zev, and Cascadia are all so much more *interesting* from a world-building perspective, but, maybe Matt has more in store for Cleaner Bot than I’ve imagined!
Jonathan Caprell
2024-10-20 18:48:28 +0000 UTCExactly what i was thinking!!!
BatmanBacon00
2024-10-20 18:48:12 +0000 UTCBefore voting, I was thinking Quasar and/or Cleaner Bot, but decided to click Quasar first. The fact that both of them were at 26% at the time I voted is so validating. What would Cleaner Bot's recap even look like? "On the last floor, Princess Donut came into the space tracking the most horrible smell imaginable--or so I thought. As per usual, both Carl and Princess Donut track gore into my home daily. It is dreadful. Ever since they purchased me and I spent a week getting blood out of EVERYTHING, I knew this crawl would be a miserable existence and I have so far been correct. The children, while adorable in their own wretched way, get sugar and excrement everywhere. I hope the Crawlers die soon so my suffering here may come to an end."
Ryan
2024-10-20 18:47:53 +0000 UTCThe answer is Samantha. She’s always a blast. The cleaner bot sees everything though.
Demi Uwechue
2024-10-20 18:46:48 +0000 UTCThe cleaner bot who has a Jamaican accent, just to troll Jeff.
Ben Thomas
2024-10-20 18:46:32 +0000 UTC*angry beeping noises*
Guber
2024-10-20 18:45:54 +0000 UTCDo not make me feel existential grief for a god damn roomba Dinniman
Jason Best
2024-10-20 18:44:22 +0000 UTCI think cascades would have some very interesting things to say if we let her. But the cleaner bot is way funnier.
Dragan
2024-10-20 18:43:53 +0000 UTCIf Samantha and CleanerBot are top two, then maybe recap unfolds as their pillowtalk. "... And if you tell Louis I will kill your mother! Wait, do you even have a mother? Nevermind, just call me when Turbo mode is ready. You really need to keep your batteries charged for me, bot boy."
Tom
2024-10-20 18:43:12 +0000 UTCI would love to hear Samantha’s take. She is the one character on the list with the most in game secrets to reveal.
Joseph Harris
2024-10-20 18:41:02 +0000 UTCBetter Call Quasar
Kuro
2024-10-20 18:39:42 +0000 UTCYeah that recap from Donut super sucks since the “preview” on audible just plays the beginning of the book! So many spoilers for people who just want to get a sample of the series! (I was perusing the sale and just listening to them all out of nostalgia). Recaps are great! And so many of these choices would be fantastic. I would love to hear them all!! Wait, the cleaner bot is sentient????? (I mean, I loved Donuts recap of course. But I hope someone can fix that )
Janette
2024-10-20 18:39:37 +0000 UTCSame. That’s who he immediately reminded me of.
Joseph Harris
2024-10-20 18:38:40 +0000 UTCWhich actually would mean Jeff would need to make these noises, even better.
Andrew Millen
2024-10-20 18:37:13 +0000 UTCBetter Call knull (null? Idk how to spell that lmao)
Christopher Anselmi
2024-10-20 18:37:02 +0000 UTCIt’s gotta be Quasar, he has the most omniscient knowledge of what’s happened both in and outside of the dungeon, other than Zev. He’d be great at recapping the dungeon events and also would provide insight into what’s going on in the outside world, all while being hilarious. Easy choice
StoveTop
2024-10-20 18:36:52 +0000 UTC*Furious beeping noises*
Andrew Millen
2024-10-20 18:36:48 +0000 UTCCleaner Bot just to test Jeff's range.
Christoph Hall
2024-10-20 18:36:08 +0000 UTCThe cleaner bot, people?!?! What exactly is he supposed recall? Being in the safe room? Zev is the best bet to me. I also would like to know what happened to her!
Joshua Wright
2024-10-20 18:34:30 +0000 UTCI think Cascadia would be such a interesting read, to see things from their perspective. However, I voted for Samantha because she would just be WILD to read
Becky Illidge
2024-10-20 18:34:22 +0000 UTCI made my comment before seeing this one. Glad someone was on the same wavelength lol
Christopher Anselmi
2024-10-20 18:33:35 +0000 UTCCleaner Bot is one of my favorite characters, but I feel Quasar will bring a certain kind of alcoholic-in-Vegas energy that would work well for a recap
Kyle Holverson
2024-10-20 18:33:19 +0000 UTCAlso how is it hearing your name in relation to the best character in the book? Lmao
Christopher Anselmi
2024-10-20 18:32:54 +0000 UTCI have never cared so much about the outcome of a vote! This is more important to me than the presidential in November! Quasar forever!
Adam ganderson
2024-10-20 18:32:46 +0000 UTCAHHHHH
Christopher Anselmi
2024-10-20 18:32:21 +0000 UTCI agree, but I think the Cleaner Bot would have been better to recap floor 4 or 6. So much happened outside the CBs AOR that it wouldn't do it justice.
Paul Jones
2024-10-20 18:31:36 +0000 UTC🤣🤣 that's wild lmao. I think even quasar would look at trump and be like.... "dude chill" as he hits his vape lol.
Christopher Anselmi
2024-10-20 18:31:09 +0000 UTCDoesn’t the cleaner bot just beep? I thought only the assistant ones talked… I’m for Quasar or Samantha all the way.
Lauren DeCremer
2024-10-20 18:31:08 +0000 UTCThere were a very limited amount of people that knew the whole story. The one there that knew the most was Samantha. Two votes from me, since my wife agrees. BUT.. I would love to see it from Alpha Carl's point of view!
Crazydiamond
2024-10-20 18:30:31 +0000 UTCI just think the cleaner bot recap would be hilarious and unique
Mightyjor
2024-10-20 18:30:25 +0000 UTCOh man, bill burr for Quasar is brilliant.
chase howell
2024-10-20 18:28:52 +0000 UTCSamantha, the best worst unreliable narrator ever, until she lets some omfg plot point slip out and Matt has to do major retcon damage control. "How was I supposed to know that our pillow talk was a secret, sweetie? " 4th wall is for pussies.
Tom
2024-10-20 18:28:44 +0000 UTCMust have MORE QUASAR!!
Jason VanDeven
2024-10-20 18:28:23 +0000 UTCCleaner bot for a peek into that poor little guys psyche but also for the possibility that it's just multiple pages of "angry beep" and "sad boop" Samantha because obviously it would be fantastically funny I was going to say quasar. Because I need that behind-the-scenes fuckin grade-A world building. But now that I think about it, I kind of need book 7 to be recapped by him and I will not elaborate on why. Lol
Christopher Anselmi
2024-10-20 18:28:07 +0000 UTCWith in the text there should would be "fuck Katia" "fuck mongo" 😅
chase howell
2024-10-20 18:27:57 +0000 UTCI am torn between Samantha and the Cleaner bot.
Shantih Moriarty
2024-10-20 18:27:36 +0000 UTCI know it is a funny thought, but the cleaner bot? It will know less the donut…..
Kevin Higley
2024-10-20 18:27:21 +0000 UTC#VoteQuasar
Will Patterson
2024-10-20 18:27:13 +0000 UTCCleaner bot, solely consisting of happy/sad boops and beeps
Franklin Shack
2024-10-20 18:26:56 +0000 UTCI think Quasar will be the main one, with the cleaner bot sneaking into the studio and interrupting multiple times
Quill Inkwell
2024-10-20 18:26:43 +0000 UTCThe AI
Paul Gibbs
2024-10-20 18:26:22 +0000 UTCSamantha or Quasar. Sidenote: When the time comes to cast Quasar, it must be Bill Burr. I can't not hear him as Quasar.
Paul Jones
2024-10-20 18:26:09 +0000 UTCI’d say Zev or Louis Louis because he was on that one show where he got the shirt that Donut hates
F0ZYWOLF
2024-10-20 18:25:42 +0000 UTC🤯
D Pryor
2024-10-20 18:25:41 +0000 UTCThe AI
Victor Ludick
2024-10-20 18:25:36 +0000 UTCHas to be quasar!
Frank Morgana
2024-10-20 18:24:40 +0000 UTCI vote for Zev, because I wanna know more about the brain worms that Donut smuggled, and I feel like that's the only way we'll hear about it, would be from Zevs pov
James Rosado
2024-10-20 18:24:26 +0000 UTCI think seeing more from quasar would be really cool. I always feel a different level of excitement when quasar is involved.
Nick Leach
2024-10-20 18:23:59 +0000 UTCOddette would be a decent choice too. Since she's privy too all that's going on.
chase howell
2024-10-20 18:23:56 +0000 UTCI think Prepotente should’ve been on the list. I want his POV account of everything
Luis O
2024-10-20 18:23:37 +0000 UTCQuasar has some of the best lines in the series
Matthew Driadon
2024-10-20 18:23:26 +0000 UTCLol finally getting some context of the tug room stuff he keeps talking about 🤣 turns out it's not sexual, it's more like space billiards
Mist Sparrow
2024-10-20 18:23:10 +0000 UTCQuasar would be an awesome choice. You could even have him give some of the lore that you may have cut through book 7 about the inner and outer system.
chase howell
2024-10-20 18:23:01 +0000 UTCSamantha needs her own point of view novella!
Sublifer6
2024-10-20 18:22:37 +0000 UTCI think zev would have the more informed recap, she does have access to the most info.
Ben Soderlund
2024-10-20 18:22:27 +0000 UTCI nominate Dr. Porthus Hu 🙌🏽
Bryan Angles
2024-10-20 18:22:25 +0000 UTCCome on people, imagine a chapter of Quasar who has all of the tunnel AND is privy to Carls legal battles. Him explaining things like Luis from Antman, while ripping on his vape. I believe that could be epic!
VincentC
2024-10-20 18:22:25 +0000 UTCAmazing. Love it when this community comes together for the sake of amusement.
BJ
2024-10-20 18:22:16 +0000 UTCWhat's your point
Jereme Blackwell
2024-10-20 18:22:13 +0000 UTCAgreed! Maybe quasar could do this as well. At a bar with a buddy getting drunk like yeah the crazy human is my client
D Pryor
2024-10-20 18:22:12 +0000 UTCQuasar...!!! Matt will make the cleaner bot just all beeps and blips...
Zach West
2024-10-20 18:21:36 +0000 UTCSamantha would be hilarious plus we might get some more ascendency/Sheol tidbits
Seth Ringel
2024-10-20 18:21:28 +0000 UTCQuasar. Best line in literature: "Alright kid, you better hurry up. You're balls deep in the wrong hole, and momma's pulling into the driveway."
Austin Starkweather
2024-10-20 18:21:18 +0000 UTCThis is such a hard choice. I will admit I voted for the characters whose voices/attitudes I like the most. That being said, I would love all of the above!
Anna Rogatkin
2024-10-20 18:21:00 +0000 UTCQuasar would be super great But Samantha would be hilarious and nonsensical but for some reason I want the lawyers perspective don't know why lol
D Pryor
2024-10-20 18:20:58 +0000 UTCCasting multiple votes.
BJ
2024-10-20 18:20:50 +0000 UTCCleaner bot forever!
Matt Romanowski
2024-10-20 18:20:34 +0000 UTCCmon people Elle is the only choice!
Levi
2024-10-20 18:20:29 +0000 UTCI bet the cleaner bot knows more than we know, since it's privy to all sorts of info
Sean LaRosa
2024-10-20 18:20:27 +0000 UTCThe cleaner bot is one of my favorite characters!
Stephen Stanko
2024-10-20 18:20:23 +0000 UTCYay!!!! First poll! 👍🏻
IJ James
2024-10-20 18:20:15 +0000 UTCNo choice for Li Na? You just hit me with one of your Dreads, Matt. Voting for Zev so we have an outside observer to parse everything that happened.
Pyotr Vrangel
2024-10-20 18:20:13 +0000 UTCNot enough Quazar. We need more catch phrases! Also Cleaner bot would be fucking awesome
Joshua Galaise
2024-10-20 18:20:02 +0000 UTCWould it be fascinating to hear Elle's perspective? 100%. Do I want that MORE than more Quasarisms? Absolutely not.
Carmen Cade
2024-10-20 18:19:50 +0000 UTCWhat I want to know is if the cleaner bot is sentient. Like, is that a former crawler that got a really shit deal?
Kevin Anderson
2024-10-20 18:19:42 +0000 UTCI jumped in with Cleaner Bot as soon as I saw it because I really wanna know more bout Cleaner Bot lore... But seeing the world from Quasar's POV would be awesome Edit: I voted for both, putting each of them at 45%
Mark McIntosh
2024-10-20 18:19:40 +0000 UTCOf course cleaner bot is going to win lol, this is going to be golden no matter what.
Adam Newkirk
2024-10-20 18:19:39 +0000 UTCAgatha!
Martin Smith
2024-10-20 18:19:34 +0000 UTCThe poor bot needs some love!
Steven Anderson
2024-10-20 18:19:26 +0000 UTCCan Samantha be telling the story with the cleaner bot present chipping in trying to correct some of Samantha's innacuracies?
Dustin Bentley
2024-10-20 18:19:24 +0000 UTCCleaner bot would be hilarious, but I also don’t feel like I’ve gotten enough Samantha lately. Would love to hear it in her voice
Melissa Larsen
2024-10-20 18:19:19 +0000 UTCQuasar is the obvious choice. Alien Donald Trump recaping would be amazing lol.
william brown
2024-10-20 18:19:17 +0000 UTCThis was a hard one.
Daniel Cassidy
2024-10-20 18:19:11 +0000 UTCLawyer talk baybee
Sam Frasier
2024-10-20 18:19:06 +0000 UTCBetter Call Quasar!!
Brad Bush
2024-10-20 18:19:03 +0000 UTCAn sideline view of the game would be super cool, even just the perspective of an alien at home or at a sports bar
Mist Sparrow
2024-10-20 18:19:02 +0000 UTCI mean… it depends on who you leave alive 👿
Jock McDonald
2024-10-20 18:18:59 +0000 UTCThough…cleaner bot is good too. Hahaha Literally just a page of beeps.
Dan
2024-10-20 18:18:56 +0000 UTCPoor cleaner bot, it’s seen some s$#t
riyon hutton
2024-10-20 18:18:49 +0000 UTCGot excited. Thought we were getting the end!! Patience…
Nathan Poulson
2024-10-20 18:18:47 +0000 UTCHow is it not 100% cleaner bot votes 💀
James Dalton
2024-10-20 18:18:42 +0000 UTCGary the Gnoll
Dave Kase
2024-10-20 18:18:41 +0000 UTCNeed more Quasar
Parker Cobb
2024-10-20 18:18:40 +0000 UTCGotta be Quasar. He’s got info about how they got a team and on the broader universe that we still don’t know. Plus loads of references to getting tugs.
Dan
2024-10-20 18:18:34 +0000 UTCThat fact that Pony isn’t an option is a travesty.
Samantha C
2024-10-20 18:18:30 +0000 UTCWe haven’t got much quasar book 7 so I think him doing the recap would be fun
alex
2024-10-20 18:18:30 +0000 UTCAna Lucia’s…. That way you can incorporate the many different personalities.
Only_Sams
2024-10-20 18:18:21 +0000 UTCLi na
Kyle Tunnell
2024-10-20 18:18:15 +0000 UTC
