"Okay, last week Katherine did her Valentines day pinup, you're up. What's something 'Valentinesy' you had in mind?"
"What did Katherine do last week?"
"It was some sort of dominatrix type thing. Lingerie, whip, the whole nine yards. Think of something different"
"Oh thank god. Umm, chocolate is 'Valentinesy'. Can I do something with that?"
"Perfect! What's your game plan?"
"Like, maybe I could have a piece in my mouth while making a heart shape with my hands and winking? A heart warming smile while stuffing my face with chocolate! Something cute like that? Something that screams 'Happy Valentines day!' Erm... month"
"Your head is in the right place, but people don't come for cute, they want more"
"I could... wear a low-cut shirt?"
"..."
"Tank-top?"
"..."
"Bikini"
"Strip naked and poor some chocolate over yourself"
Patchyclaw
2018-03-02 00:48:09 +0000 UTCmrbmc4ever
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