“For her the desire to be bred, care for the home, and keep it well supplied with dairy, was overwhelming. She could scarcely get the words ‘I do’ out of her mouth before her body began to take on its wifely role. The couple hurried from the altar, nearly running to find a private corner at the outdoor venue, to consummate their new marriage. A guest later recalled hearing someone, he thought it was the bride, shouting ‘I MOO! I MOO!’ over and over, but thought he was mistaken…surely the bride was shouting ‘I do’…?”
Jake
2023-10-13 04:35:35 +0000 UTCNothingman
2023-10-13 02:24:07 +0000 UTCJake
2023-10-12 13:58:24 +0000 UTCThe Malcontented Gentleman
2023-10-12 13:25:08 +0000 UTC