Teacher Humiliation

Hey, thank you for staying during the break. We only have a few minutes before the class starts again but there’s something I wanted to talk to you about. I know I’m new here, I’m just a student-teacher learning the ropes, subbing for Mrs. Dickens, but that doesn’t mean that you get to do anything you want in my class…

I’ve kept my eye on you, you know. Clowning around, throwing erasers at the other students… And how many bathroom breaks did you ask for today hmm? In just one hour, how many?

Three.

You asked to go to the bathroom three times in one hour. The first two times, I let you go. We don’t want you having a little accident at your desk, do we?

What’s the matter sweetheart, you seem confused? I wouldn’t be laughing if I were you, I’m being dead serious right now. What it is that you are doing in the bathroom then? You’re not causing trouble are you? A good student such as yourself? 

You’re not smoking cigarettes in there hmm? You wouldn’t do that. No… I’m sure if you keep asking to go potty, it means you really have to go, right?

Especially for someone like you, who has trouble keeping your bed dry at night.

Oh yes, I read your file. Everything in there. It was really interesting. Apparently I’m not the only teacher you’ve been causing trouble with, am I?

But it got really interesting when I dug deeper… into your permission slips from a few years ago. They ask a bunch of questions on those, don’t they… Especially for an overnight out-trip. Allergies, medication… conditions.

And on yours guess what I found? I have it right here. Want me to read it to you?

It says: ‘’Any conditions or medication to be taken by the student, please be specific’’

And then there’s a note from the administration. Apparently it was at the request of your mother.

‘’This student has an issue with bedwetting. The student will be bringing night-time Pull-Ups and can put them on in the bathroom, but it needs to be verified before going to bed.’’ 

I thought that was so cute… 

Hey, hey, don’t get mad. It’ll be our little secret. Listen, I may only be subbing, but while your teacher is on sick leave I’m the one in charge… and I have to be informed on my students, don’t I? 

Hmm? What’s that? Oh you don’t wear them anymore? Nice try… I almost would’ve believed you… if it wasn’t for the fact that you need so many bathroom breaks… you just can’t hold it for very long, can you? 

As a matter of fact, in my experience little bedwetters like you sometimes have accidents in the day too. Especially since I read in your file that you were also caught multiple times asleep at your desk. We can’t take any chances now, can we? 

The last thing I’d want is for you to be embarrassed.

Look, I found those in the nurse’s office… She was very surprised when I asked her if she had any of those, but apparently they’re leftovers from a little girl who had the same issue several years ago. She kept them just in case, but it seems no one has had trouble keeping their pants dry… until now.

That’s why I asked you to stay in, so we can put them on you before the other students return. Aw, what’s the matter? You don’t like the color pink? Yes, I know they are little girl’s Pull-Ups, but that’s the only thing that she had… Sure they might be a bit more babyish than what you’re used to wearing, with the princesses and all...

Once we go through all of them we might be able to get you the same ones that you wear at home, okay? I’ll ask if we’d have the budget to buy some grown up Pull-Ups for you at our next teacher conference, okay? Something more plain.

In the meantime, you’re gonna have to use what we have.  No one but me is gonna know anyway, what difference does it make? It’s just a design silly. Those pretty princesses will be hidden under your pants and no one will be the wiser.

Besides, between you and me, you can argue all you want that these don’t look grown up enough… we both know at the end of the day, it’s all for the same purpose.

You’re old enough to be able to call a diaper a diaper, let’s not pretend it makes any difference what cartoon character is on them. You’re wearing them because you sometimes pee in your pants and we can’t have that in my class.

Now you’re gonna take your pants down and put on your pink pull-ups like a big girl would. My 4 year old niece makes less of a fuss than you about hers.

You’re putting them on, whether you like it or not. Keep waiting and things are only going to get worse for you. You don’t have much time.  Once that bell rings, everyone is coming back to class, taking their seats and you’re gonna be stuck in the middle of them, with your arms crossed like a whiny toddler while I’m handing you a pair of training pants for your accidents.

Even if you refuse to wear them… I’ll show everyone those adorable princess pull-ups and explain why I want you to have them on and everyone will know your little secret, because you’re not attending my class until you’re protected. Is that what you want?

And then maybe we can assign you a little checking buddy, one of your girl friends to be the one making sure you stay dry and don’t leak on your seat?

I bet that would be more embarrassing than simply getting it over with and putting your diaper on before anyone gets here. I mean your Pull-Ups* I’m sorry, it’s just… They’re just the same thing to me, but you get what I mean!

Not much time left to decide… what’s it gonna be? Pull-Ups? That’s what I thought.

But you better hurry up before the bell rings.. you don’t want them everyone to catch you mid-change, do you?

Okay, take your pants off…those are pretty panties, it would’ve been a shame to have them ruined by a little accident. Let’s slide them down sweetie. 

Oh, looks like someone isn’t always wiping properly… that’s disgusting. I see I was right to have you put those on, you can leave marks in the padding all you want, they’re made for messy little girls anyway. 

Remind me to look at your butt too next time I’m checking you, we’ll try to make sure you don’t walk around school in dirty Pull-Ups.

Okay now let’s unfold this thing…
Looks like it’s gonna be tight, those are actually made for toddlers after all, but I think they’ll fit. You don’t have such a big butt.

Wow, look at you. You’re actually adorable in those sweetheart. They fit much better than I would’ve expected. Seems like you do have the butt of a 4 year old girl.

Don’t pout, wait, let me keep your pants for just a moment, I just want to make sure those won’t be leaking all over the place, because otherwise what’s the point, right? Let me check if they’re in place around your legs…

Stop moving around, I know you’re anxious because class is starting soon, but the more you make this difficult, the longer it’ll take. You’ll get your pants soon, I promise. 

Oh look, this little crown on your crotch is supposed to fade off if you go tinkle, that’s good to know, right? 

I’m almost done, there’s just one step left. Shhh, I don’t want to hear it. We have to put some powder in, I don’t want you to get a rash, okay?

Just tuck the front of your Pull-Ups out and I’ll sprinkle some down there. Go on. You’re the one who’s wasting time now, I’m not giving you back your pants until everything is done.

Good! Now on the butt. Let me do it for you.

I never thought I’d be doing this with one of my students… I mean, I didn’t specialize in kindergarten, did I? But here I am, putting a grown up in a pink diaper.

Oh hush princess, it is a diaper. Were powdering your butt for crying out loud! 

What is it? Oh the time… it’s…oops, did you hear that? The bell just rang.

Shoot… Hum, here, no wait. Here’s your pants.

Hurry up, I can hear people coming back!! Oh no, they’re gonna see you in your diaper!!  You won’t be making any more trouble in my class after this, will you?

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