Spider-Man Mayham (AU) Chapter 362: Felicia & Lydia Hardy (1)
Added 2025-09-17 15:08:00 +0000 UTC[Third Person POV]
Felicia stood amidst towering shipping containers stacked high along the docks. Around her, half a dozen thugs lay sprawled in awkward heapsâsome slumped against containers, others face-down on the cold concrete, their weapons scattered like discarded toys.
She exhaled through her nose, brushing a stray lock of silver hair from her face as she placed her hands on her hips. âCome on, boys,â she said with a playful sigh, her voice dripping with amusement. âYou should know better than that. Seriouslyâshipping containers? Thatâs your big master plan? Hiding inside metal boxes to run your little drug deals?â
Felicia crouched down in front of the one conscious thug, tilting her head to the side as her eyes gleamed mischievously. âDesperate times, huh? Gotta say, itâs a little sad.â
The thug, a burly man with a split lip and sweat streaking down his temple, growled and raised his pistol with trembling hands. His jaw clenched, teeth grinding as he pulled the triggerâ
Click.
Nothing.
Feliciaâs smirk widened, sharp as a catâs grin. âAww,â she cooed in mock pity, âwhatâs the matter? Having a little bad-luck streak?â She extended two fingers almost lazily and flicked him on the forehead. The motion was effortless, but the force sent the man flying backward into a metal wall with a clang before he slumped unconscious beside his friends.
Before she could revel in her own handiwork, a soft buzz vibrated in her pocket. Felicia straightened with a faint frown, slipping a gloved hand behind her to retrieve her phone. The screen lit up with her customized wallpaperâa photo of her holding Peterâs face while planting a kiss on his cheek, both of them framed by digital heart filters.
Her playful smile faltered. The new message at the top of the screen was from her mother, and it contained only two words: Home. Now.
ââŠEh?â Felicia blinked, suddenly uneasy. That was never a good sign. She immediately typed back: Iâm in the middle of something. Can it wait?
Her boots clicked lightly on the damp concrete as she paced between the unconscious bodies, heart beating a little faster than she cared to admit. A second vibration nearly made her jump: You have 5 minutes.
Felicia froze, staring at the glowing text. ââŠThe hell?â she muttered under her breath. âAm I in trouble? I didnât even do anything.â Her words sounded unconvincing even to herself.
Clicking her tongue in irritation, she snapped her fingers and summoned a swirling portal of shimmering light. The distorted circle opened into a quiet alleyway only a block from her apartment. With a final glance at the fallen thugs, Felicia stepped through.
As she emerged, her sleek black hero suit unraveled, melting away to reveal her civilian outfitâa faded jean jacket paired with matching denim, a crisp white blouse tucked beneath, and sturdy black boots. She reached up to undo her ponytail, letting her wavy platinum hair fall around her shoulders. A quick ruffle with her fingers gave it the perfect casual look.
Despite the urgency of her motherâs message, Felicia deliberately slowed her pace as she approached the apartment building. Arriving too quickly would only scream that sheâd been up to something.
When she finally stepped inside, the warm glow of the kitchen light revealed Lydia Hardy leaning over the counter, a half-full glass of wine in her hand. The air smelled faintly of oak and tension.
Felicia arched an eyebrow and tried to defuse the heavy atmosphere with a teasing lilt. âIsnât it a little early to be drinking, Mom?â
Lydia didnât answer right away. She simply stared at her daughter, eyes sharp but weary, and exhaled a long, heavy sigh. Her shoulders slumped as she tipped her head forward and drained the wine in one strong gulp.
Felicia blinked, momentarily taken aback. ââŠOkay. My bad,â she said, her tone softening. That wasnât the reaction sheâd expected.
Lydia set the empty glass aside, leaning back against the counter and crossing her arms. One hand rose to press against her temple as though warding off a headache. âI honestly donât know what to do with you, Felicia,â she said finally, her voice a mix of exasperation and exhaustion.
A prickle of nervousness ran down Feliciaâs spine. âOkay, seriouslyâwhat did I do? Youâre freaking me out,â she said, glancing around the room.
Lydia held up a single finger. âLetâs start small.â Her tone sharpened as she reached across the counter for something Felicia hadnât noticed before. With deliberate calm, she placed a tiny scrap of fabric on the countertop.
âWant to explain to me what this is?â
Feliciaâs eyes widened. Her heart plummeted straight to her stomach as she recognized the offending itemâa barely-there micro-bikini sheâd bought as a jokeâŠand maybe, maybe as a private surprise for Peter.
Her face ignited crimson. âWhaâ! Donât go through my stuff!â she blurted, practically vaulting over the back of the couch to snatch the bikini off the counter.
âI do your laundry!â Lydia shot back, throwing her arms up. âDo you think I had a choice?â
Felicia frantically stuffed the bikini into her jacket pocket, cheeks burning hotter by the second. Her voice cracked as she stammered, âItâs not what you think! I wasnât actually going to wear this outside or anything. WeâuhâPeter, Gwen, MJ and Iâwe planned a beach trip, and we went swimsuit shopping, and I bought this as a joke! For laughs! I bought a normal one to actually wear!â
âUh-huh. Right,â Lydia replied dryly, arching a brow. âTotally just a joke. Definitely not something you tried on for Peter, hmm?â
Felicia choked on air, eyes widening in horror. âEh?! W-What the hell are you even talking about?!â she yelped, her voice climbing an octave. âWhat does this have anything to do with Peter?!â
âFelicia, Iâm a lawyer,â Lydia scoffed, her voice sharp and biting. She crossed her arms tightly across her chest, staring her daughter down. âIâve seen my fair share of clients and partners caught in affairs. Youâre not fooling anyone by thinking youâre good at hiding yours.â She gestured vaguely toward the pocket where the bikini was stuffed. âHonestly⊠isnât Peter dating one of those two girls heâs always withâGwen or MJ, right? I thought he was better than that. He seemed like a decent boy at first.â
She sighed heavily, disappointment dripping from every syllable.
Feliciaâs mouth opened and closed before she managed to grumble out, âItâs not like thatâŠâ She tugged at her jacket sleeve nervously, her voice losing its usual confidence. âItâs not what you think.â
âOh, really?â Lydia arched a brow, her voice laced with suspicion. âItâs not like what I think? Then how is it, hm? Heâs not with either Gwen or MJ, and youâre secretly his girlfriend? Is that the story?â
Feliciaâs lips curled into a scowl. Heat prickled her cheeksânot just from embarrassment now, but from irritation building in her chest. âWhat I have going on in my private life isnât any of your concern. Mind your own business, Mom.â
The air in the kitchen froze. Lydia slammed her hand against the counter, making the glass clink dangerously. âNot my concern? Not my business?!â Her eyes flashed as she leaned forward, glaring down her daughter with fiery indignation. âI have stretch marks that say otherwise, young lady. And it became my business the second I started getting implicated in your little⊠rendezvous.â
Felicia blinked, taken aback, her irritation giving way to confusion. ââŠWhat?â
Wordlessly, Lydia pulled her phone from her pocket. With a flick of her finger, she unlocked it and began scrolling, her mouth tightening as though she could barely contain her frustration. She held a finger up to silence Felicia before she could protest further.
âWhat Iâm about to read,â Lydia said coldly, âare the messages Iâve been receiving since last night. I had my phone turned off, so I only saw them this morning.â
Felicia felt her stomach plummet. Her pulse quickened, her skin going cold even as her face burned with heat. â...Oh no.â
Lydia cleared her throat and began reading aloud, her voice flat and deliberate:
ââHey, can you keep your moans down? I have work in the morning.ââ
Her eyes flicked up with a sharp glare before continuing.
ââYour moaning is waking up my kidsâkeep it down in there!ââ
Feliciaâs hands flew up to her face, palms pressed tightly as she trembled, muffling a choked whimper. Her blush crawled all the way down her neck.
Lydiaâs tone only grew more pointed:
ââWow, girl, if itâs just a one-night stand, give me his number. I want to moan like that too.ââ
Felicia let out a strangled squeak and crouched down, shoulders hunched as though trying to physically make herself smaller. âOh my God⊠please stopâŠâ she cried into her hands, her voice breaking.
But Lydia was relentless, pacing now as she scrolled.
ââIt canât be good for youâstop exaggerating. Moan softer, please, I have work.ââ
Felicia shook her head rapidly, curls bouncing, as her muffled voice cracked again. âPlease, please stopâŠâ
Her mother ignored her daughterâs pleading, her voice climbing with every new message. ââFor how many more hours will this go on? I have work! Iâll have to report you to the superintendentâââ
The phone slammed onto the counter with a loud thud. Lydiaâs face was flushed crimson now, half from rage, half from sheer humiliation. She jabbed a finger toward her daughter. âHours, Felicia! Hours! What kind ofâwhat kind of fuck-fest were you having in here?!â Her voice broke into a half-screech, half-groan of disbelief.
Felicia buried her face deeper in her palms, rocking slightly in place on the kitchen floor.
Lydia wasnât finished. Her words tumbled out in a furious rush. âDo you have any idea how many strange looks Iâve gotten since I came home? One lady actually asked me how I was still able to walk! I was so confused until I checked my messages this morningâand then it all made sense. Do you know how embarrassed I am right now?!â
Feliciaâs muffled reply came out small and trembling, her voice cracking with shame. ââŠF-faintly.â
She refused to look up, wishing more than ever that the ground would just open beneath her and swallow her whole.
Comments
Mj's Mom think MJ and Peter have a secret relationship behind Gwen's back lol
Bryan Vargas
2025-09-18 00:05:55 +0000 UTCThe fact that you remember that is fucking crazy
Bryan Vargas
2025-09-18 00:05:12 +0000 UTCFINALLY, SHE KNOWS THE TRUTH! I think her and MJ's mom, were the only ones that didn't know about the Harem. If I remember correctly, MJ's mom thinks MJ was Peter's only GF. Thank you for the hilarious chapter đ đ€Ł
KingSpy25i .
2025-09-17 17:12:58 +0000 UTCJAJAJAJAJAJA đŸ. Funniest chapter so far !!! The first one when they said Peter made those rocket boots and just spinned on the air. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
T.0.PA.CI.0
2025-09-17 16:57:49 +0000 UTC