624 - Valhalla Whining (5/2/22)
Added 2022-05-03 03:55:50 +0000 UTCFighting suppression from Joe Brandon’s Ministry of Truth, the boys go berserker to bravely take on the dual enemies of Dark MAGA and reactionary article-slingers who dare ask, “are all films actually fash?”
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30 minutes in and this is the dumbest shit movie I’ve ever seen. Lmfao
Robert
2022-05-16 01:19:30 +0000 UTCAnyone else has audio stop around 1:02:00?
David Jalbert-Gagnier
2022-05-06 08:57:44 +0000 UTCI came here exclusively to see if the Nina Janckowitz Horny Harry Potter link would be in the show description and am sorely disappointed. Google is only showing me a Breitbart link—horseshoe theory in action!
Ryan McMullen
2022-05-05 22:20:41 +0000 UTCZizek says wearing horns was an 19th century invention of Wagnerian opera - the original Vikings never did it. So even Q Shaman has it wrong, if he's trying to evoke that shit.
David Cox
2022-05-05 21:03:16 +0000 UTCErik the Viking- now thats a fukn movie- EARTHA KITT IS THE SHIT!
justDave
2022-05-05 13:29:51 +0000 UTCThat Guardian article was the film criticism equivalent of thinking mayonnaise is too spicy.
Philipp K
2022-05-05 03:09:09 +0000 UTCCum. -[edit: cum]
2022-05-05 01:17:57 +0000 UTC2022-05-04 22:08:10 +0000 UTC
*FACT CHECK ALERT* *FACT CHECK ALERT* The song that Nina Janckowitz sings in that clip refers to solving the "mystery of the egg". The egg is actually a large golden egg, given to the competitors in the Triwizard Tournament as a clue to help them prepare for the Second Task. The egg is, in this case, an actual egg, not a metaphor for the tactically vaginal perimeter, as Felix postulated. *END OF FACT CHECK* *END OF FACT CHECK*
Budget Hireling
2022-05-04 15:30:24 +0000 UTCI agree Midsommar is anti-boyfriend propaganda but I think Ari does a good job of establishing the rules of that world. In the context of the story he has to die for her to be reborn in this new life. Arson in a bear suit is a tough fate tho. The coroner probably had to customize the paperwork.
Blake Finch
2022-05-04 14:27:33 +0000 UTCIf we did live in viking times, Will would be a monk in Lindesfarm
justDave
2022-05-04 13:12:13 +0000 UTCCheeseburger in Valhalla 😎.
Nolan
2022-05-04 10:05:20 +0000 UTC
