The Snowman Who Fucked Me

Written By Gregory Hanes

MT, better known to most as the Masked Twink, walks out into the middle of a wide open field amidst a winter-dressed countryside at sunrise. The wintry wonderland that surrounds the masked boy is as picturesque as a classic print from Currier and Ives. It's here that MT breaks the fourth wall as he turns to address the audience directly...

"Hey, There! Would you folks like to hear about the time I was fucked by a snowman? No? Well, too bad. I'm going to tell you anyway.

Last Christmas I built a snowman, and let me tell you that is a Christmas Day I will never forget. There must have been some magic in that old dildo I used, because when I stuck it on the snowman, purely as a stupid joke, the snowman came alive and gave me a very unsettling grin. Before I could even turn to run away, the snowman smacked me to the ground. I landed face-first in the snow, and the icy slush went all up my nose and into my mouth, but things just got worse from there. While I was still spitting up snow, the snowman reached down and grabbed me by the seat of my pants. He tugged hard and gave me a monster wedgie. I cried out in pain as it lifted me up by my snow-pants and spun me around and around; faster and faster until my pants finally tore off my body. I once again landed face-first in the snow, but this time wearing only my sweater and my undies. For the first time in my life I regretted wearing a thong.

I got up and tried to run for the nearby fence to jump over and escape, but the snowman was quicker than it looked. He caught me by the collar of my sweater, spun me around, and body-slammed me into the fence. It held me up against the fence with its one icy-cold hand and began wailing on my guts and balls with the other. I couldn't believe I was getting jacked by a snowman. A chill of fear shot all through my body as I stared into its terrible grinning face. I knew I wasn't going to like what was coming next, and right after that I felt an awful pain. The snowman had grabbed my junk with its massive icy hand and gave my man-parts a great hard twist. My eyes rolled back into my head and I fell to my knees grasping my crotch as tears streamed down my face. I heard the snowman laugh a creepy laugh before it reached down and ripped my sweater in two leaving me now kneeling in the snow holding my junk wearing only a skimpy thong.

I must of sat there groaning and crying like a bitch for several minutes before I felt the snowman's hands grab both sides of my head, and then with a mighty thrust it shoved the magic dildo I had stuck in it, now completely frozen over in ice, deep into my mouth and down my throat. I was being violently face-fucked by a snowman. The snowman must have fucked my face with that frozen dildo for a good 10 minutes with me choking and gagging on it the whole time until finally I felt a freezing-cold ooze shoot down my throat. People complain about heart burn, but that's nothing compared to the sensation of ice-cold sludge shooting down your esophagus freezing your chest and lungs all the way down. The snowman seemed to go limp and lifeless after that. I tried to crawl away while I had the chance, but I didn't get far before the snowman woke up again this time grabbing me by the thong. I cried for help as it tried to pull me back, but my thong ripped off during the struggle. Now I was completely naked in the snow. I got up and tried to make a mad dash for safety, but the snowman struck me down with a snowball to the back of the head. It quickly rushed over and grabbed me by my ankles while I was laying face-down in the snow, then it dragged me over to a nearby tree and flung me against the trunk. It wasn't long before I felt its frigid ice dick push deep inside my tight little anus. I screamed out and begged for it to stop. Normally I love the feeling of a big dick in my ass, but it felt so cold and the feeling was so strange to me...despite also being so strangely arousing. A feeling of painful pleasure overtook my body. My eyes rolled back into my head again as I started to leak a profuse amount of precum, and before long I couldn't hold back the urge to jizz. I shot out a long sticky load of hot cum that steamed and melted the snow as it fell.

That snowman must have fucked me for about half an hour, and I must have cum four or five times while I was being prodded by that frosty rapist. Finally I once again felt that same freezing-cold liquid shoot up inside my ass. The chill ran all throughout my naked sweaty body, and after that the snowman threw me back out on to the snow. I laid there shivering. I felt cold and violated, but oddly satisfied. It was then that the winds picked up and started to whip all around my shivering naked flesh. Suddenly I looked up and saw a figure appear standing over me. It was a man with blue skin and frost-covered hair. He was also stark naked with a massive icy dick that was bigger and longer than both mine and the snowman's put together. 

"The name's Jack Frost!" said the frosty-tipped blue man. "I've been watching you two for nearly an hour, and now I want in on the fun."

I once again tried to get up and run, but Jack raised his hand and called up a mighty flurry of freezing wind. When the flurry subsided I found myself stuck with my feet frozen to the ground. Jack Frost drew near me as I struggled to get free. When I felt his ice-cold hand touch my shoulder I shouted, 

"Keep your fuckin' hands off me, you frozen freak!" 

But Jack merely squeezed my ass and put his hand over my mouth. He started fingering my hole, and while he did I felt an extreme cold come over my lips. When Jack moved his hand I realized he had frozen my lips shut, so I couldn't speak or make noise.

"Keep quiet, boy! I don't want to hear any sounds out of you other than your moans of pleasure."

Then without a word or a moment's hesitation, Jack shoved his immense ice dick up my hole, and I was once again overtaken by an overwhelming sensation of frigid pain and strange ecstasy. Fortunately, my anus was still numb from where the snowman had fucked me just moments before, so I couldn't really feel my ass being torn by the enormous frozen dick that was now plowing me harder and harder as I stood there unable to move. After several minutes of this the snowman finally came over and started stroking my cock, still-rock hard in spite of the freezing cold. Before too long I was ready to cum again, but that bastard let go of my dick before I could shoot. The fucker was edging me. I was being fucked and edged at the same time; a sensation that was as unbearable as it was mesmerizing. This went on for almost another whole hour, before the winds once again started to whip around us, faster and faster until there was a howling blizzard of chilling wind and snow. I was totally numb. I heard Jack Frost let out with a mighty shout and after that the blizzard subsided and all was once again still.

I watched as Jack Frost and the Snowman stood there looking at me and laughing. I tried to move so I could give them the finger, but I found I couldn't. I wasn't just numb, I was completely frozen in place. I found out later why the two ice-fiends were laughing so hard; turns out I was frozen mid-ejaculation. A spray of cum had froze just as it was shooting out of my chilly wiener. I was a living ice-statue; a piece of erotic winter art. The snowman and Jack Frost gave each other a high five and walked off together holding hands. I stood there still frozen for hours after they left. 

Eventually some men came along and helped me thaw out, and after that they too would decide to use me like a sex toy...but that's a story for another time. I will always remember that time last year as my craziest Christmas to-date. After all, how could I forget? I had the worst cold of my life that lasted all the way till April!

But thankfully, I'll never have to live through anything like that again..."

MT then turns to walk away only to be greeted by Jack Frost and the Snowman standing right in his path. The Twink once again breaks the fourth wall as he turns his head back toward the audience and says with a strangely contented smirk...

"Well, here we go again."

Mere seconds later MT is grabbed by the Snowman and Jack for another round of Yuletide fucking.