taylor titmouse

[baldur's gate 3] the struggle of fucking dwarves

Added 2023-09-02 16:56:47 +0000 UTC

"We could just have a tumble in the grass, Astarion."

i never posted about him here because simply posting a baldur's gate character and Not posting porn with him felt goofy, but now that i got laid in baldur's gate i'm allowed to draw porn with him. that was the rule.

my guy is riffin ambertower, a noble dwarf paladin of the ancients, whose backstory is essentially that he grew up rich but fairly sheltered, and took up paladining as a way to get out and meet people, while also having an excuse to freely indulge in food/culture/love as part of his oath. he's a good boy and basically just me playing as roger.

anyway fucking astarion for the first time and him Effortlessly lifting riffin to pin him against a tree was laughable. that man is a solid piece of meat and twice as wide as you. i don't care if you have vampire elf strength astarion you are not picking him up that easy with your skinny little arms