LUSH Unboxing - "Artemis Foul" [*mostly SFW]
Added 2024-08-12 23:05:57 +0000 UTCshall we reshape the truth a bit and make an audio form this tale?
Comments
Lush fucked, hard. I sold cosmetics for 12 years in high end retail. I have so much PTSD surrounding Christmas it's unreal. I won't set foot in a mall and its been 20 years. It's Vietnam vibes for me. 1992-2004 Never Forget. I feel like if you made an audio based on this it might heal my PTSD surrounding retail. Retail therapy if you will. 😌
VoluptuousVelvet_VA
2024-08-14 06:36:16 +0000 UTC😏 I’m jealous of your work stories. Mine are far less ….. everything lol
Erin
2024-08-13 20:45:44 +0000 UTCThird time's a charm, but love the redecorating you did to the Clinic, doc! It looks great. 💚
Megan (mlgreads)
2024-08-13 19:32:13 +0000 UTCLong time lurker, first time comment. I adore these stories, you are a master in story telling. They blow my mind, every time you tell one I think, 'how is this your life?' 🤯🤯
Busy.thinkin.bout.boys
2024-08-13 19:20:54 +0000 UTCLush stock after this audio 📈📈 what a story😮💨😮💨😮💨🫠
Sara🦋
2024-08-13 14:08:14 +0000 UTCMan I love these millennial flashback stories of wild times in retail. I worked at Victoria’s Secret back then and it was constant mayhem and misdemeanors in there. They expected us to be walking advertisements for their products while also being dressed in a too tight black blazers and stilettos, signing people up for questionable credit cards, and busting teenage shoplifters trying to steal thongs as a rite of passage 😂 My personal contribution to the madness was when our store got robbed of thousands of dollars in lingerie because I was… *ahem* in the fitting rooms assisting an after hours customer… instead of actually closing the store 😅
Ravenelle
2024-08-13 04:19:00 +0000 UTCUgh god that was such a good fucking story. 🫠🫠🫠🫠😵💫
Maeve
2024-08-13 03:32:27 +0000 UTCAh, the work hookups of youth… fond and apparently foundational memories. Hot story, doc.
Heather
2024-08-13 03:28:49 +0000 UTCGoddamn it. There’s a wealth of meaning in that.
Bama Angi
2024-08-13 01:46:51 +0000 UTCNo Lush in this barbaric little country I fear, but I dragged my kids into the big store in Berlin and suddenly remembered my favourite product ever. "Angels on bare skin" - for something with that name it's always unexpectedly messy, but the intensity of the lavender scent does it for me every time. All those tiny lavender flower heads... Sometimes I'll open it just to smell it.
Katakora
2024-08-13 01:41:36 +0000 UTC
