Merch Quotes
Added 2024-08-10 19:46:56 +0000 UTCWhat are some quotes/ideas you'd like to see incorporated into merch? Things like "Naked time is sacred time" or certain affirmations from Smoke Break. Let me know below 💜
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No quotes that haven’t already been said but just throwing it out there - Venus stickers. Smaller drR stickers - I have things I’d put them on that the original size is just too big for.
AHarbinger
2024-09-03 07:47:33 +0000 UTCDirty little fuck puppy slut. Adding this gem. 🥵🥵😈😈
Lacey
2024-08-13 04:46:00 +0000 UTCAlso I’m sure someone’s already said, but “suck it motherfucker!” on a bumper sticker specifically
Casey
2024-08-13 00:56:50 +0000 UTC[I want to moan for you today} Lay with me now and then I'll make you a latte and you can return the favor and soak my smile you filthy angel I love you like rage Beware the Coven of Kindness [I like it deep in the morning] a few in anticipation of your poetry book you've been promising since I was a young child or whatever.
Jamie
2024-08-12 21:31:31 +0000 UTCI've said it a thousand times, but Mort is the one that hooked me most, made me join the Patreon. It tickles my brain. And I agree, so many places it could go from here. Please Doc?
Jamie
2024-08-12 21:30:19 +0000 UTCThis should be his epitaph 😂
Catherine
2024-08-12 16:11:20 +0000 UTCEdit: Ok I wanted to add to “squeeze* my hand and take me there” Doctor to Listener: “no flowery bullshit” “Do you feel wanted? Because I fucking want you” “Baby that’s it, baby that’s it” not merch material, but I want to add a twerk-able beat to it and shake my ass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cooking date: “May his pasta always be soft, his sauce store bought, and may be choke on his jarlic” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Mort)imer: Note* I loved listening to this and pictured (my) Mort looking like Gabriel Macht, every time. “Oh look at that, it grows” “Wtf are doing? I thought all the witches died years ago?” “Finish this job” Another note* I wonder what happened to her (us) after we swallowed Mort’s cum? That’ll be a cool story 😅 Every time I listen, I love it more.
Delicada19🫀
2024-08-12 15:57:41 +0000 UTCSlut Olympics!
AHarbinger
2024-08-11 20:51:00 +0000 UTC“Let me eat you out and I’ll tell you all you want to know about fucking Dungeons & Dragons.”
Casey
2024-08-11 19:50:42 +0000 UTC“I feel like a fucking animal this morning” “Are you rubbing your fucking cunt to my voice? Please do it. Please do it”
Catherine
2024-08-11 09:47:12 +0000 UTC“Drench me”
Kim
2024-08-11 06:19:17 +0000 UTCWholesome dick tingles
siesta_maven
2024-08-11 06:11:53 +0000 UTC
