Submission to League of Evil
Added 2024-08-14 02:51:01 +0000 UTC[will still ask for the writing prompt this weekend - just a bit of fun]
Hello League,
My name is [drRapure] and I would like to submit myself to be considered as an evil villain in your organization. Here just some of the reasons I am evil and would be a good asset to the league.
-I can infuse my lies with truth so they are resonant and confusing, and everyone knows that lies are bad
-I am a Slytherin and they're bad [I'm told]
-I can fly [but I have to hum a little tune to do it]
-I can turn into a minotaur at will [once per long rest]
-I have murdered thousands of noodles in cold blood
-I am not sorry for anything ever [unless it was mean or hurt someone's feelings or caused harm unnecessarily]
-I punch Chubbee for fun
-I once lived with Timothy until [at NJ's behest] I took his body to the kitchen and cut it up and put it in several dumpsters [so what if Timothy was a large houseplant]
-I support the Gay Agenda [super evil]
-I share passwords
-all about sex before marriage [sinful!]
-I will a destroy you all if you don't let me in [haha jk jk] (but rly) {I'll do it} 《hahaha srsly tho》
Yours Truly,
drRapture
[Thank you for this opportunity]
Comments
“I punch Chubbee for fun” truly evil, you absolute fiend! leave that sweet bee alone drR 😤
honey
2024-08-14 12:08:29 +0000 UTCDear Applicant- You seemed to have overlooked the two character references we now request as part of the application. Please forward at your earliest convenience. Ester Lee Sin Admissions Coordinator, League of Evil
Catherine
2024-08-14 10:49:48 +0000 UTCI hope you chopped up Timothy’s body out of view of any of the other houseplants, especially Beverly.
Catherine
2024-08-14 10:43:33 +0000 UTCI'm 🤏🏾 this close to planning a rescue mission for Chubbee. 😤
Sybil ❄️
2024-08-14 08:33:52 +0000 UTCPunching Chubbee for fun ?! That alone gets you the job dr Sir
Erica Jordan
2024-08-14 08:10:47 +0000 UTCDear drRapture, Your application has been forwarded to us as it was sent incorrectly to the league of evil by mistake. We have reviewed your application and are happy to announce “you are in the league of heroes” Put on your cape and fly to save the world. Kind man Truly yours, C (*nt) O (pperating) O (fixer) The league of heroes
Darling Nikki
2024-08-14 07:10:40 +0000 UTCI see this like The Witch Doctor in The Princess and the Frog. Some [light] Voodoo, if you will
Jessica
2024-08-14 07:08:42 +0000 UTCDear drRapture, Thank you for your interest in our esteemed Legion of Villains. I will hold on to this submission for 33 hours and then forward it to our Commander, Nyx Soevil. Normally, I hold on to submissions 48-72 hours; however, punching Chubbs for fun and threats to destroy us will expedite the process. This message may or may not self destruct in 2 mins, Director of Admissions The Legion of Villians
Delicada19🫀
2024-08-14 05:51:28 +0000 UTCDear Admission Committee, Mayhaps there’s some additional photographic proof this applicant could add to his submission to sway the committee in his favor? 👀😏👀😏👀
AHarbinger
2024-08-14 05:38:28 +0000 UTCDear [Applicant], We have received your submission and will notify you of our decision in 3-5 business days after a thorough review. Sinisterly yours, The Legion of Villains Admissions Committee
Lina
2024-08-14 04:54:24 +0000 UTCAh yes, always wise to include the Vulva of Utmost Evil in your application to the League, well played [({《》})]
caroscope
2024-08-14 03:55:28 +0000 UTC
