Prompt #7
Added 2024-08-18 18:24:03 +0000 UTC
[Pen drRapture’s rejection letter from the League of Heroes [or the Legion of Villains]
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[My avatar is busy as hell lately but I have scheduled time tomorrow to read all new scripts - thank you for waiting]
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[My voice is still tired from roaring but I sure love being a Dino]
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Next will be Prompt # 13
You’ve feuded with the neighbors for generations, the original reason long lost to time. That is, until you found your Great Aunt’s journal.
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To drRapture [if that is even your real name], Look, ya ain't getting into the Legion of Villains my guy. We're the Legion; we don't apologize that you don't have what it takes. You've got a freaking waiting room of feral rabid females ready to do your bidding - while being in charge of your own Legion of minions does initially appear as an interesting possible bonus in adding you to the LoV, they're always going to pull your focus [as they probably should. They're kinda scary.]. If you're accepted into the Legion we demand your full attention and we simply don't think you can put in that kind of time at this point. You are free to reapply but frankly I wouldn't bother. We are devoted bee enthusiasts in the LoV, and - we've heard things about you... Later Gator! the LoV Selection Committee.
AHarbinger
2024-08-19 05:37:39 +0000 UTCdrRapture, No. Best, The League of Villains 6969 Flame Way Fireball City, NY 10001 PS: if you plan to apply again during the next cycle, it could be beneficial to provide at least 4 references who can vouch for your villainy.
aisha
2024-08-19 04:10:43 +0000 UTCdrRapture, We recently received your application for one of our villain positions. It was bland at best. You would be an abysmal fit here at L.O.V. Thankfully , we’ve decided to pursue other candidates. We have also received intel that you have a very particular set of skills and access to weapons of mass arousal, as useful as those qualities may be ,they don’t quite tip the scales in your favor. I’ve enclosed a list in the event you want to broaden your arsenal and reapply at a later date. skills required but not limited to; -whistles show tunes off key and out of time. -murders the dance floor but only when barefoot -eats pizza crust first . -never holds the door for anyone. -puts empty milk cartons back in the refrigerator. -claps when the plane lands. Whatever, Nikki Luv Hiring manager Legion of Villains
Nikkiluv
2024-08-19 03:16:29 +0000 UTCcouncil of sighs! so romantic and evocative! 💫
caroscope
2024-08-19 03:16:18 +0000 UTCDearest drRapture, We recently received an interesting application originally submitted to the League of Villains. Your benefactor, a Mr. [Mort]imer Moretti, believed your talents to be better suited in a different League. While your application was indeed amusing in a variety of ways, we have nevertheless determined you are to be considered for admittance to the League of Heroes. We have observed your every move, every [lush] act, every [charisma]tic word. And let us say, we are impressed. You have the power, the charm, and let us be honest, that certain something [blue] that makes you utterly irresistible. In a world that needs saving, we know you’re not afraid to get your hands filthy… or to leave an impression that tingles. We are eager to see what you bring to the table, bed, desk - and the battlefield. Your induction ceremony will be held on September 4, 2024, at our headquarters, where we’ll be gathering with 400,000 volts of excitement to officially welcome you into our fold. Dress code? Whatever makes you feel invincible - or maybe nothing at all. Welcome to the League of Heroes. With breathless anticipation, Council of Sighs League of Heroes
meg
2024-08-19 02:14:40 +0000 UTCOopsie! 😂😂 (also I am forever saying little 'doot-doot-doots' to myself when I read things aloud (to myself) 💖)
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-08-18 22:21:08 +0000 UTC“Alexa, open Voice Memo to record a message.” “Starting Voice Memo, Most Esteemed Director of the Legion of Villains, Wondrous Purveyor of Hell’s Delicacies, Total Sex Goddess, and Keeper of Libidinous Souls.” “I love it when you call me that. Say it again.” “Yes, Most Esteemed Director of—” “Ok ok. Time to focus. Who’s the applicant today?” “The applicant calls himself drRapture—” “Rapture?!” “It is believed the alias is in reference to intense pleasure or joy—the secular meaning of the word—and not to the second coming.” “Presumptuous guy, huh. But these references suggest he lives up to his name. Second, third, fourth, forty-second, sixty-ninth, six hundred sixty-sixth coming…Good Satan does this dr have fans. Alright let’s see. Doot doot doot...feeds lies truths—confusing, effective, I like it. Slytherin—amateur hour, jeez. Flies with annoyance—lol. Minotaur morphing. Minotaur? Now that’s interesting. Haven’t had a minotaur since that prick Theseus took out Minos’ guy. Mmm. Noodle murder—dumb. Hesitant to feel or express remorse—that’s a good one, but that [caveat] kinda scraps evil intent. What the fuck is a Chubbee? Houseplant murder—too common. Ally—yes, check. Undermines corporate stinginess with small acts of rebellion—good. Slut—love it. Minor threat of total destruction—oh so cute. Well overall, some potential. But I’m not convinced. Doesn’t he know what we’re working towards here? Villainy is no part-time gig. I think this guy’s too [good] to make the cut. Plus, it would be deliciously villainous to reject him after he’s [a]roused SO many glowing references. Ok. Alexa, start Voice Memo.” “Voice Memo is active. Voice Memo has been recording, Most Estee—” “Man, on second thought, we're gonna have to workshop an acronym or nickname or something—just Total Sex Goddess, I think. Right, I’ll cut my notes, clean it up, and give this rejection letter the old “admin-ese” flair. Then send to drRapture—” “Sending to [drRapture]. Voice Memo sent to [drRapture].” “Shit! Well. I guess that’ll do. Bit of accidental evil, actually. Oof sometimes I give myself chills. Alexa, add another Bead of Deed to my Abacus of Evil.” "Adding one Bead, Total Sex Goddess.” "What the Hell, make it two. One for drRapture and one for his patients." In summary, the Devil works hard, but [this] Alexa works harder.
caroscope
2024-08-18 22:07:24 +0000 UTCThe Coven sounds like a perfect fit for the menace. 👏 😁
Lina
2024-08-18 21:01:01 +0000 UTC💜
Mare
2024-08-18 20:47:43 +0000 UTCDear sir, Thank you for your application. We regret to inform you that your application to both the League of Heroes and League of Evil have been rejected. We receive thousands of applications each year and must unfortunately pass on most due to the limited number of positions available in our organizations. Your application is full of merit and our decision is not a reflection of your talent or ability. We are pleased to inform you, however, that the Coven of Neutral Chaos has reviewed your application and would like to set up an interview. Information about this is will arrive directly from the organization shortly. Again, we thank you for your application and do wish you success in the Chaos division. Regards, The Leagues
Róisín
2024-08-18 20:35:42 +0000 UTCI adore you Jamie! Love your take on this. Brilliant. ❤️
Delicada19🫀
2024-08-18 20:12:54 +0000 UTCThe Freckle! 🤣
Lina
2024-08-18 20:07:07 +0000 UTCOfficial Police Report Case number: 42069 Date: 8/18/2024 Reporting Officer: Patrient Jamie Incident: Multiple infractions (detailed below) reported by members of new cult called “The Clinic” detailed below Charges: Perpetrator is accused of fraud as he pretends to be a mysterious, sexy man called drRapture (he keeps raving about keeping that d small. I don’t understand why a small d is better). He is actually Josephus Rasputin from Boise, a 69 year old pasty hermit. (this officer has no idea who this Nurse from New Jersey is the “patrients” keep raving about) Perpetrator is accused of fraud by lying to cult members so effectively that they have all become sexually addicted to his moans, and pay him for photos of hands that he finds on the internet. They search for something they refer to as a “grip pic” (this officer offered to loan them my stress ball, but they laughed?) Perpetrator is accused of being a “Slytherin”. We tried explaining to him that this is a fictional cult, but neither the perpetrator or accusers would listen and a massive argument broke out about Hufflepuff Perpetrator is accused of turning into creatures from Greek mythology (I can only assume for the purposes of sexual gratification. Don’t yuck people, don’t yuck). So let’s schedule a psych. Eval. Perpetrator is accused of “noodle murder” and not being sorry. These just aren’t actual crimes that we can prosecute. (as is the case with many of these, but here we are anyway) Perpetrator is accused of punching bees (I’d like to see that) and murdering plants in cold blood. (again, not prosecutable, although I hope any bees he punches sting him in the dick - that shit’s not nice y’all) Perpetrator is accused of supporting the Gay Agenda. Good on him. Keep it up brother. Perpetrator is accused of sharing passwords (piracy is a crime. We could try to bring actual charges on this one, but why would we want to? Late stage capitalism sucks y’all) Perpetrator is accused of having sex before marriage (not illegal in this state. It’s the only way anyone would ever fuck him, really, because no one would ever marry this choad. Really I have a hard time believing anyone would fuck him period, except he does have a really nice voice) Perpetrator is accused of attempting World Domination and planning to “ruin pussies the world over one orgasm at a time”. Bwah ha ha ha! Summary: A large group of gorgeous, intelligent, and sexy women have been duped into falling for this terd nugget for the purposes of sexual gratification. We might be able to file fraud charges, but no jury would believe they actually bought his bullshit (unless they actually listened to some of these audios. They are kinda hot, ngl). He keeps muttering something about an “Evil League” application, I do think we need to pursue that psych eval. Otherwise let’s give them all a firm talking to about listening to porn in public and shoo them out the door. (but I’m keeping copies of these audios. For evidence. Be cool)
Jamie
2024-08-18 19:59:52 +0000 UTCTo the offices of drRapture, Inc Upon review of your submission to the Esteemed Villains International Legion (heretofore referred to EVIL), we regret to inform you we have declined your application. EVIL needs no reason to do so, but a brief summation of how our decision came to be - You stated in a missive to your legion of acolytes that (and I quote) “empathy is the human superpower.” EVIL has no regard for empathy, sympathy, nor even apathy for humanity. Any card carrying member of this organization must center their [im]moral compass on sheer disdain for the human race and all it entails. You fail to meet this requirement and furthermore, you express the emotions joy AND rapture at providing pleasure, contentment, and confidence to human beings. You encourage it! EVIL thrives on the ability to exist solely for oneself in this pitiful realm. There is no room for the opinions, emotions, or consequences of others. Your body of work has proven to be far too altruistic to even consider a place among EVIL's hallowed halls. Thank you for the time you have dedicated to your application, it seems you spend far too much of it on the wrong [right] side of the justice scale. Anything, however small, to tip the balance in our favor is appreciated. People are kinder at heart than they let on and EVIL is still powerful, but we are rallying as many as we can to our cause. It is truly a pity you are not able to join us. That laugh alone would have done wonders for our marketing, especially amongst the female demographic we are working so hard to capture. Regards, E[steemed] V[illains] I[nternational] L[egion] PS please send our best to Nurse Joy. The halls of EVIL Corp ring with ‘suck it, motherfucker!’ Should she care to submit an application, we would fast track its approval.
Megan (mlgreads)
2024-08-18 19:42:57 +0000 UTClol! Those hand pics are evil. That’s great 😅
Delicada19🫀
2024-08-18 19:37:05 +0000 UTCDear drRapture, Upon close evaluation of your application, it was this panel of esteemed villains that had decided upon first review that we would be rejecting your application to the League of Villains. However, our office was flooded with missives from a Ward of Patients, proclaiming all the ways in which your actions, none of which were listed on your application, have played a part in your villainy. We have taken into consideration the following in your application: 1. Posting erotica poetry in the middle of the night. 2. Apparently pictures of your hands can move your Ward into becoming Feral heathens. 3. Having a voice silky as Sin 4. Your hand freckle. 5. Referring to your Ward as Fucking Goddesses 6. Teasing the Ward with your singing capabilities via TikTok 7. Tormenting your D&D players with Spaghetti monsters Upon these considerations the League of Evil has decided to allow you entrance into our ranks on a trial basis. Your actions will be re-evaluated in 3 months time. Thank you The League of Evil.
Amber Love
2024-08-18 19:13:17 +0000 UTCHello Mr Rapture, The Legion of Villiains management team has carefully reviewed your submission for consideration to join our exclusive team. As you know, the standard here at LoV is incredibly high and we pride ourselves on only accepting the highest quality candidates. We do believe you hold quite a few of those qualities. For example: -I support the Gay Agenda [super evil] - We love an ally! Nothing makes us happier than ruining the days of people who don't believe we should be allowed to love who we love freely. -I share passwords - Because f*ck the man. That's all that needs to be said here -all about sex before marriage [sinful!] - We wouldn't by a car without testing driving it. Why would we buy [marry] a partner? After conducting some research on your internet presence, we discovered your account in Quinn. Delicious. Driving women of all shapes, sizes and ages wild with your words...it's masterful. The filth is exactly what we are looking for in our team members. Unfortunately, despite these credentials, we are still going to have to reject your submission. You're gratuitous teasing on your Patreon of hand pics that include innuendo of your manhood is actually more evil than even we care to associate with. The amount of time our management spent staring and wondering was disruptive to our work environment. We are evil AND efficient. It's the perfect business model. We would like to keep your submission on file for a year. If a position for an absolute tease opens up, you'll be at the top of our list. In the meantime, we wish you the best in future endeavors. Sincerely, The HR team LoV
raeofsunshine
2024-08-18 19:11:59 +0000 UTC
