Prompt #3 [a day late but extra long]
Added 2024-11-04 22:27:21 +0000 UTCSorry for the tardiness - wanted to make sure that last audio got to you before the week started. And now, for something completely different:
There once was a harlot named Carol
Who was born quite ferociously feral.
Coughed her ol' bestie Vic,
"s'easy getting dick
It's like shooting fish in a barrel"
"You're damn right" ol' Carol agreed
And she finished her stein full of mead.
"Now excuse me ol' gal,
I need to find Hal,
He's been snipped so the good boy is sterile"
Vickie flinched as she heard this crass news
And she shot down the rest of her booze.
"Sure, I'm drinking cider
while he cums inside her?
Well damnit... now I've got the blues"
next is Prompt 14
Comments
Dedicated to "Carol", you made my Saturday night. There once was a harlot named "Carol" Who was feeling the urge to bear all While her friend drove the car She saw me afar And lifted up her apparel I waved and saluted in kind Though now we were in a bind Our nipples were out But had different routes Though I’d change if they didn’t mind We parted with unsweetened sorrow But in my mind I did follow And when I got home And was all alone I beat off until the morrow.
Flynn
2024-11-05 20:25:43 +0000 UTCI.... don't follow instructions well ;) [unless I want to] For the harlot named Carol, rain was red For dear Mr. John wouldn't come home to her bed So she turned on the sign Tightened the straps on the bed posts of pine And welcomed the men who called her Divine if I'm playing by the rules, well here's alternative last line: "and played all night long 'till the men were fed"
Blu
2024-11-05 09:29:57 +0000 UTCNice!!! But do stuffed sperm count?
Jamie
2024-11-05 01:14:55 +0000 UTCHad I been so creative as to drop the L, I might have met the meter! Heart eyes, motherfucker! Perfection *chef's kiss emoji*
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-11-05 00:52:09 +0000 UTCMARGARET. Ma'am. Yeah, I'm in love with you, so what. This is what YOU get. 👏🏻
caroscope
2024-11-05 00:48:28 +0000 UTCI feel you, Vickie.
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-11-05 00:46:07 +0000 UTCCarol? Really? Goddamnit, Doc. Well this is what you get. There once was a woman named Carol, tasked with a limerick rhyming the name Carol. Try as she may all she could say: “There once was a harlot named Carol…” Ok, fine, I tried a little harder: “There once was a harlot named Carol”?! Fumed she, “How dare assume me thus feral? You call me a strumpet, but love my lips on your trumpet; *you* were the scribe of our parol*! (I won't make you look it up: *a parol is an oral agreement)
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-11-05 00:45:10 +0000 UTCAlso this tale is *chef's kiss*. Be more Hal. In solidarity with Vickie, though; may she find her [snipped] fish, if she wants to 💥
caroscope
2024-11-05 00:40:39 +0000 UTCI’m sorry, I couldn’t resist dropping the “L” 😬 There once was a harlot named Caro Whose type range you'd never call narrow Make her laugh, cry, or think She’ll give all, kitchen sink Yes, for you, she would have a spare O.
caroscope
2024-11-05 00:24:52 +0000 UTCThere once was a harlot named Carol, Whose adventures were known as quite feral, But she’d check for the snip Before any trip, And only chose men who were sterile.
Lina
2024-11-05 00:07:40 +0000 UTCDid anyone else read this loosely to the bard tune of Ragnar the Red from Skyrim? No? Just me? cool. 🤗
Andy
2024-11-05 00:00:21 +0000 UTCFlynnie- since this was your prompt, I hope you’ll grace us with your version too.
Catherine
2024-11-04 23:18:30 +0000 UTC😂😂
Delicada19🫀
2024-11-04 22:57:47 +0000 UTCThere once was a harlot named Carol , To all that knew her she was known of as feral , She roamed the streets day and night, Looking only to fuck and to fight, Luckily for all, ole gal was steral.
EdenRose
2024-11-04 22:54:59 +0000 UTC
