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Nordic Pickup Lines [from Flynn]
Added 2024-11-30 18:29:53 +0000 UTC[They get progressively worse/more unhinged]
You’re Loki kinda cute.
I bet a night with you would leave me Thor.
You’re so hot I thought I was in Muspellheim.
Girl, I’ll go deeper than the roots of Yggdrasil.
I’m just like Mjolnir, your hand makes me come.
I hope I die in battle so I get in that Ass-gard.
You know what Odin and I have in common? We’re both hung one-eyed monsters.
Comments
OMGs, these are Tyr-rible. 😂
Nicole
2025-07-17 04:53:41 +0000 UTCFlynn definitely knows how to win our hearts! 🤭
mcxyp
2024-12-01 14:07:23 +0000 UTCPuns and Norse mythology?! Flynn, you are speaking right to my heart. These would 100% work on me. 😂
Freya
2024-12-01 02:00:38 +0000 UTCAs a girl who just got into MCU, thank you. Made me giggle, and these would def work on me
Drew
2024-12-01 01:16:39 +0000 UTCCan I request Star Wars one 🤣
Macbabi
2024-12-01 00:36:45 +0000 UTCWhat a treat after a long work day 🤣
Kim
2024-11-30 23:19:52 +0000 UTCWell at least there was no mention of a little dwarf turning into a stone giant
Julie Ludeman
2024-11-30 22:28:09 +0000 UTCThese were cute. 🤭
Veiled_Obsidianeyes
2024-11-30 20:22:22 +0000 UTCWoooooow lol. These are great 😁
Erin
2024-11-30 20:11:48 +0000 UTCI understand none of these other than the Thor one but I adore when people let their nerdy flags fly. Hope you had a wonderful thanksgiving, Flynnarino. 😊
Catherine
2024-11-30 19:50:31 +0000 UTC
