Try a Little Tinderness
Added 2025-01-31 20:15:44 +0000 UTCwritten by The Boyfriend Collective
I'm going to keep this one [poetic] [ugh] in my response
[dons black beret]
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I have had this experience with [you]
and cross-my-heart
hope-to-die
looking deep inside your eyes
with the lights
on
is how I want to [fuck] you
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some truths and some lies:
-all my tinder dates ended in sex
-none ended in sex
-I never went on any Tinder dates
-I only matched with married women
-I currently play D&D with a Tinder date
-A woman two states over offered to pay for a hotel between us to fuck on a lunch break [how does that work with travel??]
Comments
The part about her looking like her pictures. I literally had a guy get OUT OF MY CAR at a red light in midtown Atlanta because he thought I didn’t look like my pictures. Unfortunately he did not get run over in the process.
Cameron
2025-02-14 17:54:13 +0000 UTCI just listened to this and WOW! no one and I mean, NO ONE does Curve Appreciation/Love the way you Doc! you are unmatched! this audio was fantastic! 🙌🏼
mcxyp
2025-02-10 16:44:28 +0000 UTC
