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drRapture Radio - Captain Hero [ep12] [SFW] [camp]

Added 2025-03-26 02:56:03 +0000 UTC

I try not to be negative as drRapture [this is a fun space, ya dig?] but I watched this documentary called "The Captains" with William Shatner and I leanred he fucking sucks. No, I have never met him. No, I don't want to. He makes me actually nauseous. I think he is a prime example of white male mediocrity [which, in this case, is more of a compliment than an insult because the man's abilities are well below mediocre]

Is he a good Kirk? Oh, yeah. The best. But much like a broken clock, even a hack can be well cast [up to 2 times in their career]. Anyway, here are some notable quotes:

"I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission!"

"We were basically one and the same, although Jim [Kirk] was just about perfect, and, of course, I am perfect.

"I'd just like to say...GET A LIFE, will you people!?! I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed. You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a colossal waste of time!"

"You really don't know what loving is, until you've gotten it from some chick wearing green body paint and plastic antennas!"

"I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself."

"Do you know who I am? I'm William Tiberius Shatner! Damn right! I've saved the universe hundreds of times. I've created characters that will stand the test of time. I've been to space...the final frontier."

"I don't want people to know me. I want them to believe my version."

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Enjoy the episode!