Prompt 33 [36 is next]

Prompt: Mix together these 3 ingredients to make a “[YOU] Repellent”

[or "How We Learned Doc is a Snob"]

{friendly reminder that this is all in good fun and please continue to like what you like - life would be very boring if we's all the same}

First, pick any major streaming service based in America that you can't write off on your taxes. If using HBO, make sure to get a fresh batch as some of older material has been able to preserve it's potency. Really, anything that looks like it was cast from an online algorithm works. Dice the media into small, bite-size "background watching" pieces. No need for uniformity. For extra potency, sprinkle some IP from the Marvel franchise [again, the newer the better for our purposes]. It is recommended you use goggles as the fumes can burn the eyes and leave you with a very expensive feeling of emptiness

Go ahead and throw those in a frying pan on high heat. When the shit begins to burn, go ahead and douse the steaming pile with some social media. Now, this can be any social media that has ever existed, but if you have something from Tik Tok it will really bring out the rot in the dish. The more your mixture is crying for attention, the more powerful it will be. By this point, your kitchen will reek of artistic desperation. Now, you're going to want to add some validation to the dish but be warned - this will not change anything. In fact, you won't even taste it and it will only add unnecessary calories

Bring in your immersion blender and just go to fucking town on this thing until you have a fine paste. All you need now is a "very well-done" steak [the more expensive the cut, the better]. Bathe the meat in your reduction, plate it like you're a $400/head restaurant and let sit out in the open. You will not be seeing any sign of drRapture as long as you have this dish being displayed

[Prompt 36 is next]