What’s With This Dungeon? (Ea)

(The characters in this story are adults.)

Dammit, another trap? I can’t believe this place. This was supposed to be just a normal dungeon crawl. I’ve done hundreds of these and never once had this much trouble, nor have I encountered so many… Kinky traps…

I can’t believe I got myself into this situation. It all started two days ago when I arrived in Terrace and stopped for the night at a local inn. While having my fill of mead and eating some sort of bird meat, I overheard some local miners talking.

They were trying to be quiet, but even in large crowds, I’m quite good at eavesdropping, perhaps thanks to my many years of being a thief. Anyway, the miners started talking about this ancient-looking door they found while mining.

They said they couldn’t get it open and that it had strange symbols all over it. The more and more they described it, the more it sounded like an old dungeon, one that hadn’t been explored, or better yet, looted.

Knowing I could get rich from this, I went over and befriended the miners, and then I paid a ton of gold to make sure they got drinks coming to them all night. I wanted them to drink so much they would sleep for an entire day; that way I could get in and out of their mine with no trouble.

I pretended to drink with them, and once they were super drunk, I snuck the map of the mine from one of them and then got the hell out of there and made my way to the mine. It took some time to navigate the mine, but I eventually arrived at the door they had found.

Upon first glance it looked complicated, but in reality unlocking it was super easy. I just had to pull the tiles out of the door and put them into the right spots; once I did, the door dropped into the ground, opening right up.

Instantly I saw a fancy gold vase, so I ran in, grabbed my infinity bag, and tossed the vase inside. As soon as the vase was inside, I managed to trigger a trap. The door I entered closed, and suddenly the whole room was filled with this thick pink gas.

I started coughing and panicking, thinking I was going to suffocate, but after a minute, I realized I could still breathe, which made me wonder if the gas was a dud or ineffective due to being so old; however, moments after that, I figured out what it did.

My clothes suddenly started to feel really tight in the chest area and really loose almost everywhere else. I tried to see what was going on, but the pink gas was impossible to see through, so I simply took my hands and moved them up to my chest.

That’s when I felt them… the massive breasts that I currently have… Huge ones, bigger than any woman I’ve seen, including the women I’ve seen in brothels. I let go and started freaking out some more, then tried to tell myself it wasn't real and that the gas made me hallucinate.

That calmed me for a moment, but then I found myself wondering and hoping that it was the only change. So I moved my hands downward and slipped them into my pants. I then started yelling, because my dick and balls were gone… replaced… by… by a woman's vagina…

My yelling was a bad idea, as I had to take a deep breath after, which made me inhale even more of the gas, which was when I noticed every time I did, certain parts of my now female body would grow larger, like my ass and breasts.

I knew I couldn’t stay in there, so I ran forward until I hit a wall and did my best to feel around for something, anything that would let me escape. I luckily ended up pushing the right stone and opening up a door, which I quickly used and then closed behind me.

That sealed the gas away, and finally allowed me to get a look at myself, and I couldn’t believe what it did to me. My entire body became female, and I even had long hair, a decent-sized ass and thighs, and those super heavy, super large breasts.

It was embarrassing, humiliating and maybe a bit arousing, which was why I told myself I needed to get out of here and seek the help of a mage, but as I walked, I saw more and more things made out of gold, and I couldn’t help but take them… and in turn set off more traps.

The next thing I found was a solid gold sword. As soon as it was in my bag, a ball made of magic hit me in the back, and of all the things it could do, it simply changed my clothes. So instead of the typical cloak and light armor I had, I now had this very revealing pink dress.

It does nothing to cover my breasts, which are on full display now, and it really doesn't do anything for my womanhood downstairs. After being mad about that for a minute, I continued until I found a solid gold pair of underwear, which was weird but I still took it.

As soon as it was in my bag, I triggered another trap. I turned around hoping to spot it and avoid it, but this time it came from below me, and well, that was how I ended up with these three-inch red heels, which don’t come off and are super hard to walk in.

After that was a solid gold salt and pepper shaker. That trap I didn’t even get the chance to avoid, as it simply made a pair of spirits appear. Those spirits simply float around me and occasionally slap my ass or touch my breasts and nipples.

It’s annoying, but honestly it’s not that bad. I’d rather deal with them than these heels. I continued to walk through the dungeon, trying my best not to ignore how my new breasts bounced up and down with every step and how good it made my body feel when they did so.

Eventually I found a large door, and I assumed it was the real entrance to this dungeon. I started walking towards it when another trap activated. I suddenly started falling, but luckily not all that far down.

I landed in a room below, which was dark for a moment until torches on the walls somehow lit themselves. That showed me that I was inside a small room, one that had chains with cuffs on them hanging from the ceiling.

I let them pick me up and let out an awkward laugh as I slowly walked away from them, but I activated another trap, and suddenly the chains started magically floating around on their own, and then they started to come after me.

Before I knew it, the cuffs were quickly wrapped around my ankles and wrists, and my arms were pulled behind my back, and my entire body was dangling forward. I was now completely bound, completely feminized and sitting here like some sort of display…

I was so close to getting out of here with my loot, but now I have to wait for those miners to figure out how to get in here, which I hope they do before I starve, although I have no idea how they’d react if they found me.

I mean, a very sexy lady with massive breasts, revealing clothes, chained up and with spirits smacking her ass might give the wrong message, especially to a bunch of dirty men who barely leave the mine enough to meet women.

Well, no matter, they’ll find me and I’ll convince them to help me one way or another, then I’ll take my bag and get out of here. Then I’ll find someone to buy the gold items I stole, and then I’ll find a mage to turn me back into a guy and get rid of these heels and ghosts.

Then I’ll buy new clothes for my male body, since I don’t think this dress will turn back into my cloak and armor… Wait a minute… where is my bag? No… where did it go? Did I lose it when I was falling? Dammit, this dungeon sucks… I can't believe all of this is happening to me!!! Why am I having such bad luck…