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Bonus #3: Pitfalls of Dating

Hey folks, today we've got a pretty decent humdinger for ya. You all have clamored for more dating stories and we're here to say "Ok fine, fucking Jesus here's your dating stories you assholes. Leave us the fuck alone with this shit oh god it just never ends with you people. You're like vermin. Disgusting vermin with one track minds who only plague our existence. Ewww."


So yeah in this episode everyone gives a bit more insight into the awkwardness of their love life, and we also talk about how to escape a crashing jet engine.


Much love, thanks and kissies


- Andrew

Bonus #3: Pitfalls of Dating

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I admire Charlie for sharing embarrassing stories.

Ryan Cider

I definitely agree for most people once you become good at dating it’s because you failed/learned things many times

Daniel

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Yoo, that smile trick works so well.

Sam wan

I literally got scared on my flight because of this podcast....

Just became a new patreon

They predicted the show "the boys"

billybob

Nice copypasta

Don't worry Charlie. I was the same exact way when I was younger lmao

Charlie it's called an umbilical hernia and it's literally in your belly button. I had one fixed like a year or two ago. Always so sure about things you are so wrong about.

this episode is two years old and it might be my favorite

I know this episode is from like a year ago but Jackson I get that same next-to-belly-button pain. I'm like 85% sure it's just an extreme cramp

History of Forgotten Lands

❤️❤️❤️

Sauce Picante

Ah, this is campfire bonding shit right here. Great episode boys.

Lost Paragon

I want to add Sean O’Pry to the Official Hot List- Male Edition.

FYI Guys you can bring a parachute and sky diving gear as carry-on luggage onto airplanes.

XursDragonite

Andrew I don't know where you read that sex guide but I think it was a joke.

Pr0zimity

I can read between the lines Charlie wants us to put together a witch hunt against this woman who hurt him. TO ARMS MY FELLOW INCELS!

Proxy

I feel like Charlie’s sex problems are directly correlated because he watches so much lesbian porn and had no idea what to do during sex as a guy

You guys make killer content! Keep it up boys I'm waiting to see what happens when you hit the !0,000 mark!!! Stay moist lads!!!

True story I shared recently on FB, I'll just paste it here: I dated this girl during my junior year. She was super cute and was into the whole scene fashion thing, and lived right across the street from the school. Over winter break I was hanging at her place and we were just drawing and outta nowhere she looked up at me and said she wanted to fuck, which we hadn't done yet. Problem was, her grandpa was asleep in the other room. So, I did the sensible thing any man would do...I snuck into his room and took his prosthetic leg so he couldn't get out of bed. What I'll never forget was how long it took me to nut, cuz every time I glanced over to my side there was a dismembered leg there watching us...

what's the discord link?

As an actual pilot, this was kinda painful haha. Still loved the show

The best episode by far

Romann flores

When I lost my virginity in college, it was the first time I’d had any sexual contact with a girl in my life. It was after a New Years party and one of my friends was sleeping over, right next to us, so I didn’t want to fuck her right then and there. So instead I just fingered and dry humped her for a long, long time, like at least an hour. But what I didn’t know is that sex for uncircumcised men is a little bit different — there’s an extra step where you roll back your foreskin to reveal the head of your penis. I had no idea that this was even possible, and the head of my cock had been protected from the elements my entire life, so at one point we took a break from humping and I realized my dick was burning in excruciating pain. Nerves that had never been exposed to the world before were now being assaulted at full force. I ran to the bathroom to try and understand what happened, but I had no idea. I just knew that my dick was throbbing in pain, it looked super red and swollen, and that even air was painful when it touched my cock. I didn’t know how to pull my foreskin back over it, so I went back to bed confused and frightened and tried to fix it with more humping. I only learned what happened a few days later when I looked it up and found people with similar experiences on quora.

David yao

Great episode

Well you learn something new every day, now I know about "the jackhammer"

I’m not sure what’s more concerning, your description of the noise or the accuracy of your description of the noise.

Skinnus Pinnus

What the fuck is that noise around 12:38? It honestly sounds like a camel being strangle the death.

Ismael Jorge

In high school I used to sometimes wake up with my left testicle jammed beneath the normal skin slightly above and to the left of the base of my shaft. It didn't hurt, so I pushed it back and forth from my scrotum to beneath the skin a few times because I was intrigued. I told like 6 of my friends about it and one of them immediately knew what I meant because he experienced it too, but the rest of them were really grossed out

Eddie Luttrell

Ah I remember when Charlie made that break-up video. Felt so bad for him at the time. Glad we can laugh now.

Nate Mathewson

also at 35,000 ft you will literally pass out in about 8-15 seconds from hypoxia. It's not a matter of holding your breath either, there is simply not enough pressure for your lungs to get oxygen into your cells.

Jackson, you should try DCS its a great simulator for military aircraft. The base game is free and comes with 2 planes. You can buy individual planes later, i recommend the mig-21 or F-5

Jackson it sounds like you pulled a lower ab muscle. Do more lower ab workouts in a controlled manner that should help.

Michael Flowers

Don’t mean to be a dick, however as someone currently studying Aeronautics the start of this was extremely painful to listen to.

The Useful Rooster

I just became a supporter and yall are already rewarding me, keep it up boys


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