Bonus #3: Pitfalls of Dating
Added 2018-03-13 23:00:21 +0000 UTC
Hey folks, today we've got a pretty decent humdinger for ya. You all have clamored for more dating stories and we're here to say "Ok fine, fucking Jesus here's your dating stories you assholes. Leave us the fuck alone with this shit oh god it just never ends with you people. You're like vermin. Disgusting vermin with one track minds who only plague our existence. Ewww."
So yeah in this episode everyone gives a bit more insight into the awkwardness of their love life, and we also talk about how to escape a crashing jet engine.
Much love, thanks and kissies
- Andrew
I admire Charlie for sharing embarrassing stories.
Ryan Cider
2023-06-02 14:16:52 +0000 UTC
I definitely agree for most people once you become good at dating it’s because you failed/learned things many times
Daniel
2022-09-15 18:27:44 +0000 UTC
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2022-06-13 16:10:17 +0000 UTC
Yoo, that smile trick works so well.
Sam wan
2021-08-13 19:30:11 +0000 UTC
I literally got scared on my flight because of this podcast....
2021-04-18 23:19:36 +0000 UTC
Just became a new patreon
2020-08-02 20:40:15 +0000 UTC
They predicted the show "the boys"
billybob
2020-07-17 03:07:17 +0000 UTC
Nice copypasta
2020-06-11 13:10:16 +0000 UTC
Don't worry Charlie. I was the same exact way when I was younger lmao
2020-05-09 02:12:55 +0000 UTC
Charlie it's called an umbilical hernia and it's literally in your belly button. I had one fixed like a year or two ago. Always so sure about things you are so wrong about.
2020-05-06 18:19:39 +0000 UTC
this episode is two years old and it might be my favorite
2019-10-15 20:26:52 +0000 UTC
I know this episode is from like a year ago but Jackson I get that same next-to-belly-button pain. I'm like 85% sure it's just an extreme cramp
History of Forgotten Lands
2019-06-09 19:53:53 +0000 UTC
❤️❤️❤️
Sauce Picante
2019-04-08 15:32:08 +0000 UTC
Ah, this is campfire bonding shit right here. Great episode boys.
Lost Paragon
2018-07-23 18:32:26 +0000 UTC
I want to add Sean O’Pry to the Official Hot List- Male Edition.
2018-07-19 00:48:28 +0000 UTC
FYI Guys you can bring a parachute and sky diving gear as carry-on luggage onto airplanes.
XursDragonite
2018-06-15 16:54:30 +0000 UTC
Andrew I don't know where you read that sex guide but I think it was a joke.
Pr0zimity
2018-03-21 01:31:48 +0000 UTC
I can read between the lines Charlie wants us to put together a witch hunt against this woman who hurt him. TO ARMS MY FELLOW INCELS!
Proxy
2018-03-20 06:02:28 +0000 UTC
I feel like Charlie’s sex problems are directly correlated because he watches so much lesbian porn and had no idea what to do during sex as a guy
2018-03-18 17:39:15 +0000 UTC
You guys make killer content! Keep it up boys I'm waiting to see what happens when you hit the !0,000 mark!!! Stay moist lads!!!
2018-03-15 06:26:49 +0000 UTC
True story I shared recently on FB, I'll just paste it here:
I dated this girl during my junior year. She was super cute and was into the whole scene fashion thing, and lived right across the street from the school. Over winter break I was hanging at her place and we were just drawing and outta nowhere she looked up at me and said she wanted to fuck, which we hadn't done yet. Problem was, her grandpa was asleep in the other room. So, I did the sensible thing any man would do...I snuck into his room and took his prosthetic leg so he couldn't get out of bed. What I'll never forget was how long it took me to nut, cuz every time I glanced over to my side there was a dismembered leg there watching us...
2018-03-15 02:25:47 +0000 UTC
what's the discord link?
2018-03-15 02:15:46 +0000 UTC
As an actual pilot, this was kinda painful haha. Still loved the show
2018-03-15 01:26:49 +0000 UTC
The best episode by far
Romann flores
2018-03-14 20:43:05 +0000 UTC
When I lost my virginity in college, it was the first time I’d had any sexual contact with a girl in my life. It was after a New Years party and one of my friends was sleeping over, right next to us, so I didn’t want to fuck her right then and there. So instead I just fingered and dry humped her for a long, long time, like at least an hour. But what I didn’t know is that sex for uncircumcised men is a little bit different — there’s an extra step where you roll back your foreskin to reveal the head of your penis. I had no idea that this was even possible, and the head of my cock had been protected from the elements my entire life, so at one point we took a break from humping and I realized my dick was burning in excruciating pain. Nerves that had never been exposed to the world before were now being assaulted at full force. I ran to the bathroom to try and understand what happened, but I had no idea. I just knew that my dick was throbbing in pain, it looked super red and swollen, and that even air was painful when it touched my cock. I didn’t know how to pull my foreskin back over it, so I went back to bed confused and frightened and tried to fix it with more humping. I only learned what happened a few days later when I looked it up and found people with similar experiences on quora.
David yao
2018-03-14 20:13:45 +0000 UTC
Great episode
2018-03-14 16:04:15 +0000 UTC
Well you learn something new every day, now I know about "the jackhammer"
2018-03-14 14:01:56 +0000 UTC
I’m not sure what’s more concerning, your description of the noise or the accuracy of your description of the noise.
Skinnus Pinnus
2018-03-14 05:28:05 +0000 UTC
What the fuck is that noise around 12:38? It honestly sounds like a camel being strangle the death.
Ismael Jorge
2018-03-14 04:57:58 +0000 UTC
In high school I used to sometimes wake up with my left testicle jammed beneath the normal skin slightly above and to the left of the base of my shaft. It didn't hurt, so I pushed it back and forth from my scrotum to beneath the skin a few times because I was intrigued. I told like 6 of my friends about it and one of them immediately knew what I meant because he experienced it too, but the rest of them were really grossed out
Eddie Luttrell
2018-03-14 04:22:05 +0000 UTC
Ah I remember when Charlie made that break-up video. Felt so bad for him at the time. Glad we can laugh now.
Nate Mathewson
2018-03-14 03:48:59 +0000 UTC
also at 35,000 ft you will literally pass out in about 8-15 seconds from hypoxia. It's not a matter of holding your breath either, there is simply not enough pressure for your lungs to get oxygen into your cells.
2018-03-14 01:27:41 +0000 UTC
Jackson, you should try DCS its a great simulator for military aircraft. The base game is free and comes with 2 planes. You can buy individual planes later, i recommend the mig-21 or F-5
2018-03-14 01:21:28 +0000 UTC
Jackson it sounds like you pulled a lower ab muscle. Do more lower ab workouts in a controlled manner that should help.
Michael Flowers
2018-03-14 00:23:04 +0000 UTC
Don’t mean to be a dick, however as someone currently studying Aeronautics the start of this was extremely painful to listen to.
The Useful Rooster
2018-03-13 23:23:43 +0000 UTC
I just became a supporter and yall are already rewarding me, keep it up boys
2018-03-13 23:10:21 +0000 UTC