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Q's for Dankula - FINISHED!

What's up, Officials. Tomorrow we'll be recording an episode with notorious Nazi and no-good wrong-thinker Count Dankula.

Just reply to this post with your question, but please keep it to one. Spamming makes you Literally Hitler, you know.

K


Edit: We're done guys, thanks.

Comments

What is life like now?

Even if it's finished u bootyful JackOffs: Do you believe in being politically active anymore? as you talked about having lost your own interest in it after some rookies took over I wonder if having an online presence in political discussions would help more than real life politics because of follower reach.

If you could have sex with one of the hosts, who would you pick and why

How much would you sell ur dog for. This is for research purposes.

How did you teach your dog to do that?

What kind of porn do you like?

Jacob

How does your family feel about this whole situation?

What is your favorite chemical weapon?

Ever think about selling your sperm to scientist so they can clone you in the future?

Lots of people aimed to help you out during your trial/sentencing. Are there any smaller/lesser known folks who got involved that you want to shout out? What was the strangest support you got?

Gregor Daun

ask about the go fund me

It seems extremely unjust, just because he did something silly that should bother no one. I just wanna know how this has affected him emotionaly, can't imagine he'd be too happy about it.

please ask him if its gay to fuck your clone ♡

has being slammed by mainstream media affected your relationship with anyone that you knew, considering your literally Hitler now

Has dankula ever heard of the case of meat wad the pedophile dog who shakes with excitement at the mention of child porn? Might set a legal precedent.

With you refusing to pay your fine, what is your goal, what are you hoping for? Big props to you for standing up for this nonsense.

Pontus Nyström

If you could go back in time, would you do it again (out of principle, to show an example etc.) or were the consequences too severe?

As a man from the wet north of this shitty isle. Will you stay living here or move somewhere else ?

How often do you receive death threats from “the tolerant left”? And does your girlfriend get included in this for actively speaking up for you?

Some Dude or Something

Ever thought about doubling down. Buying your dog a Nazi uniform and giving it a plush toy of a Jew? Though that might cost you $1600!

Do you believe it’s better to be a smarty and join the Nazi party than to be anything else?

Have you considered the possibility of fighting your girlfriends pug to seperate yourself politically from nazis?

Have you gotten in trouble yet for donating £800 to charity instead of paying your £800 ticket?

Tyler McDonald

Could he flee the UK and become a refugee? Sorry, don’t want to spam, just excited. Looking forward to it!

1) When you are in prison, how do you plan to masturbate? Other than masturbation, how do you plan to cope? 2)Do you still play eve online? What skill are you going to set to train while you are afk?

Can you briefly explain how the European courts differ from those in the states, if at all?

Hi Mark, it's me again. If you could have any body augmentation, what would you take? I'm talking like, bionic eyes, super-hearing ear drums, shock-absorbing legs with super jumping capabilities, cool cyborg stuff like that. Any of the Official Boys can answer this, too.

Me Again

How do you feel about the tenets of national socialism?

Do you like sports?

Fred

How much mental fortitude did it take for you to accept the strategy of immediately refusing any punishment from the court, potentially putting you in jail?

How much is your monthly gas bill, Mr Hitler?

Are you a fan of prostate milking

Will you teach any other animals to hail or german overlords?

Do you feel like england has been heading down road for a while now? or has the anti "hate-speech" movement been something that has really rapidly devolved in the past few years?

Do you think the concept of "hate speech" itself is inherently flawed? Or do you think that it might be a useful concept in some situations? If so, how far (or how should) it be applied in law, if at all? I'd love to hear each of your opinions.

Did the court explain why what you did was "hate speech"? i would love to hear how they actually justify handing a sentence like that down. Do you think if this was in a court elsewhere in the world you would have received the same outcome (like in Australia or America or another place in Europe)?

What do you guys think of God of War and Infinity War?

jordan campbell

How was your Lawyer unable to win you that case??? I just don't understand how a court can be so inept at common sense that you lost the case.

Erik

Who is your favourite Avenger?

Before you were busted, did your teaching tricks to the dog improve your relationship with it or even your girlfriends?

Anthony Alejandro Severino

After all this shit what does the future hold for the count?

Why go to all the effort of teaching a dog the salute, when you could easily get a parrot to say and do worse ?

Suthopls

also y’all need to get me metokur, sargon, or sam hyde on. especially sam hyde if that’s possible

What do you think of people like JF on the alt-right who think you deserved the whole ideal for not agreeing with them?

Your go fund me has almost doubled what you asked for the last time I checked what do you plan to do with all the extra money?

We all know about the dog, but is there any other ways you have creatively fucked with people? Also answerable by the normal goobers if you think of something.

I don't have a question but I just wanted to say that I just recently got into your videos about a month ago and I think your stuff is some of the funniest shit on the internet, so thanks for all the laughs man. Don't be stupid, be a smarty come and join the Buddha party

Big German Jugs Collection 23

When is your birthday?

What does your nazi dog think about you being hitler ?

LucasM99

What's the funniest joke you've ever heard? (Apart from Charlie's burger joke)

Do you like Shrek?

Sulthan Fauzan Arrafi

Were the cops super gungho to arrest you, or was it more of a "My boss told me to do it" kind of thing for them.

What happens (for you and the bigger picture) if your appeal fails?

Do you masturbate to pictures of Hitler?

Please ask count dankula to call andrew a fruit loop dingus for me since charlie wont do it for one of his long time fans please and thank you

What are some of your other interests/passions?

The Useful Rooster

Are you ready to apologise to the rest of the world for Irn Bru?

shrek

What is your honest opinion on 9/11, was it an inside job/ govt scheme?

What's it like to be cooler than Charlie?

You bring up a lot of subjects that may be considered controversial to some special snowflakes out there, do you ever get backlash (besides the obvious you being a Nazi apparently)? If so what was the most unexpected or stupid reaction you've gotten?

Ligma Balls

Did you turn the dog nazi or was it born nazi?

Would you rather live in America where free speech is commonplace or continue the fight for it in Europe?

If you were to cleanse any race any race/religion, would it be the Jews?

How often do you squirt, and why don't you squirt on weekends?

How do you feel about Sherriff Derek O'Carroll going easy on pedophiles, but at the same time fingerblasting your shit because of a joke ?

Niklas

Can we expect any nazi salutes from a cat anytime soon?

What's your opinion on Skinheads? Are they nice people?

Ask him why things like what happened to him becoming more common and what is wrong with the world nowadays.

What do you think that this event says about the state of free speech in UK and to a larger extent Europe?

Dankula, was there any specific inspiration that made you annoy your girlfriend the way you did?

How do you think this series of events effects places like Australia, who often try to copy the UK? [EDIT] hell yeah they got my question and laughed at the name made my year.

If you knew what would happen, would you have uploaded the video either way?

Are you gonna train any other dogs to do the special salute?

How have your pugs plans on ushering in the fourth reich been going?

Howdly Doodly Champion The Diddly Do

Do you think the joke would have been funnier if the dog was a German Shepherd, or would that have just put you on death row?

Was your girlfriend worth going to prison over?

Mr Dankula, have you heard of incels?

Juan V

Whats your opinion on Jordn Peterson and his take on free speech/political correctness?

How did you earn the title of Count?

Brayden Gouttin

Where did I put my keys?

Kyle McGee

How is the charity organization for free speech coming along?

Can you teach my pug your ways?

Is the UK becoming an Orwellian society?

Do you feel like the court system is super flawed, with bias being apparent in quite a lot of obscenity/freedom of speech related cases recently?

Do you think that they are making a point out of your case to show that they are serious about the laws that they set?

Has this pushed you over the edge to move out to a country that has more free speech?

At what point do you think the UK will reach the point of no return for polical correctness. What do you think it will take for the masses to push back for freedom of speech?

Soren Romano

Why is rabbie burns the best poet who ever lived

Dankula, do you masturbate?

Jon

How does it feel knowing your punishment was more severe than a lot of the actual Nazi's during the nuremberg trials?

Pr0zimity

What historic genocide was his favourite? And does his dog agree with his answer?

Opinions on Trump?

Do you think this sets a precedent for laws against speech?

If you knew how much legal trouble you would get in for making the video, would you still have made it in the first place?

Which races does he discriminate against?

Does Dankula stretch his earlobes to grow skin for his ridiculously large forehead.

TheWalrus

How long did you take to train your dog to do the trick?

LeveledUpGN

Did Dankula suffer any social repercussions from the incident? ( issues at work, with friends and family etc)

Obviously a lot of people know who you are now and have seen your content due to the controversy. They say any press is good press, but do you agree with this statement in regards to the controversy? Thanks and sorry for sounding like an ass if I do rip

Will Meares

Ask dankula: How many hitlers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you think this court case has set a precedence to future cases regarding free speech on YouTube, especially in European countries?

Has there been more hostility or support after the video?

What music do you listen to?

Ask him about the state of his appeal that he fundraised for.

GroovyBaby

Hey Dankula, first up, congrats on the engagement. Is there anything you wish you could do to change some of the sjw stuff happening in the world?

Nolan Mattingly

Does dankula’s dog still do the trick?

literallywho

Ask Dankula if he’s taken a ancestry DNA test to see if he’s related Hitler?

Matickon

Does he get people in public calling him a nazi?

Eric Stites


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