Episode 143: Three Girls, One Day

The only time I piss while sitting is if I need to piss while I was in the process of taking a shit. Otherwise I'm trying to get in and out and sitting is an unnecessary motion. But logically even if your aim is spot on when you stand it sprays so you have to disinfect the seat because it'll have piss particles on the seat. But if you sit now you're dealing with ass particles so pick your poison.

Expression

To answer why constipation exists, it's because your poop is formed in your large intestines and the poop is originally like, a watery mess. But then your large intestines absorb the water so it can become a consistency that's solid enough to shit it out. When your constipated, too much water is absorbed from the poop and it eventually loses all of the lubricant to keep moving. So it just stops moving, creating a blockade inside your system.

So I can actually answer the question on what happens when you have cum in a urine test because I came and went for a drug test. Short answer is they call you back and specifically ask that you come back but this time you, "don't have any sexual intercourse or self pleasuring beforehand"

PvtDanny

Pissing sitting down is better for the prostate biologically

Phones. Plain and simple. A restroom is just a second bedroom, and a toilet is just a chair.

The one time I comment here; you piss while taking a shit, right? So, what's the difference. I'm fat but I can pee standing or sitting.

Seriously guys, who gives a fuck?! If I sit or stand while taking a piss, who cares? That's none of your fucking business what I do! Holy shit! Got a little pissed there at the beginning, otherwise great ep. :D

Wicky

Just grab your hose and aim 4head

how is it faster?

you must be that 3% of female listeners, right?

Kováts István

My brother sits while taking a piss, and he actually thinks I'm the stupid one for not doing so. Thank you charlie for busting this conspiracy wide open, we need to get rid of the pee sitters.

Kováts István

Pissing while sitting is faster but less comfortable.

#thedamageofathirdleg

Damn that whole sitting down debate was pure cringe. Charlie made a video about how guys who believe eating boneless chicken wings is not manly are lame. How is this different? It was literally the same argument here.

Also because my foreskin is munted and sometimes I can hardly piss straight because of it

Spud

I piss sitting down just because if I end up wanting to take a shit it's more convenient

Spud

I will happily explain why I pee sitting down. If I stand up, 80% of the time I am spraying literally uncontrollably. Seat up makes no difference. Piss just flies all over the general vicinity of the toilet. I wish my anatomy wasn’t this way. But I humbly face the adversity of my crippled existence. Also urinals are fine

I’m not fat and I piss sitting down. Get fucked bois

I dont think he does the editing.

XursDragonite

Thanks for busting these episodes out so quick Jackson, you’re an editing God

quellthewit