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Bonus #42: The Revenge of the Truckers

Hey folks,

In this bonus episode we talk about truckers getting blowjobs, glory holes and I vehemently defend the sanctity of Star Wars. Yes, it's going to be one of those episodes. 

- Jackson

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Being a trucker myself I thought y’all’s thoughts on how we operate was pretty funny. I’m sure there are gay truckers but I’ve never seen nor heard of any type of gay code nor have I ever seen a glory hole at any truck stop I’ve been to and I’ve been to some ghetto ass places before. There is however an issue with sex trafficking. In many major cities they have what’s called “lot lizards” which is basically just prostitution in a truck stop parking lot. They’ll walk up to your truck, knock on the window with a coin or something which is really fucking loud inside, and ask if you want company. A lot of these girls are trafficked and at many stops you’ll see in the bathrooms they have signs with a number to call for it and I even have a sticker on my truck with the helpline info. The bit about truckers worrying about self driving trucks is sort of true. They have them in Dallas already but a lot of people seem to think it won’t happen anytime soon but I think otherwise. Also idk where Charlie got the idea we aren’t known for planning ahead when quite literally the entire job is planning ahead lol

Jacobi Stein

This episode was great I love you Jackson I’m re-listening to all the episodes and this one made me giggle out loud.

Ret Retro

Also to andrew, haha so wacky is literally part of star wars’ identity. Sure they chose a weird path for luke but if he stayed the same then whats the point of bringing him back, characters need development lol what the fuck is this episode lol, they just go in circles the whole time, if theres was a dislike button i would be smashing it.

Tjbullis

You guys really undersold truckers in this one boys. One of the biggest problems in the industry is sex trafficking of underage girls. And Charlie says truckers don't do any planning, that is the majority of the job besides driving, they plan out where they'll take breaks, get fuel, be at the delivery point and picking the next job.

Bronco Belligerence

Average American makes over 50k.

The force awakens was a terrible movie

ThatGuyKhi

i haven't seen any star wars content and o don't care to be honest

Okay this one was pretty triggering, and I haven't even seen Star Wars

“Wetback of the future”, you mean backstroke of the west Kaya lmfao

Alex

This episode is torture Jackson is 100% correct It’s literally like 1 guy who knows what he’s talking about arguing with 2 people who don’t know what they are talking about but have the cocky attitude that they do

I’m basically Jackson in my xbox group where i’m the only one openly enjoying something that doesn’t interest the others and they occasionally makes jokes about it. Like bruh isn there anything else you can say to me?

Jake Wulgar

i dont even like star wars that much but ffs let Jackson enjoy things

Jakobi Gaming

Also I love how andrew has admitted out loud one of his flaws is attacking people for liking stuff that he doesn't, acts like he has changed, but still does it all the fucking time. It's honestly revolting behavior.

Curtis Leavitt

Saying solo isn't a star wars movie is a dumb thing to say. Silly charlie.

Curtis Leavitt

Cops used them to find gay people cops made them to see if gay guys would use them, look it up wtf

The first glory hole case was Trials of Thomas Vaughan and Thomas Davis, 1707.

Surprised Jackson never brought up clone wars, which is arguably the best Star Wars content we’ve gotten in the last decade

Appo 141

I love this so much. Jackson actually stands up for his love of Star Wars

YaBoiJamarcus

The movie John Dies at the End has a door with a cock and balls for a doorknob in it.

Im on Jackson's side

Anthony Alejandro Severino

Good lord, they've never looked past the movies, have they? I hate hearing them talk about star wars because it's just 3 people talking over Jackson, who is desperately trying to get a single point across.

The Starwars universe isn’t just the movies it’s the entire collective universe that goes into movies, games, comics, shows so on

I feel bad for Jackson

All movies are fan service

anyone else realize this was uploaded on 11/9 at 9:11? lmao good job boys love you guys

I like how Kaya didn't have much to say about star wars, and the other 3 were going off about it, so he's all panicking to be included in the conversation... then he ends up calling GRRM a hack and all star wars fans virgins... it's okay bud, just let them talk it out. We can go 5 minutes without hearing your voice.

P. Scott

I’m pretty sure truck stops play a major part in sex trafficking; they’re not just gay they’re pedos too

yankee (derogatory)

#ISideWithJackson These motherfuckers clearly have never played the Jedi Knight games

I’m apart of the mile high club with my gf it’s not that hard if you guys aren’t blimps

I've said it every time I have this discussion with my friends and I'll say it again here: star wars stuff that isn't the movies are usually way better and my personal favorite example of it is the clone wars

Spud

I don't know how many other ways I can say Star Wars is so much more than just the movies! You get it. -Jackson

The Boys

Jackson I side with you star wars is great for the universe

Andrew: Star Wars bad because I don’t like it. Jackson: I like it Andrew: inconceivable!

DrewGulo

Rogue One wasn't good because it didn't need to exist... got it! What an arguement.

You guys were kinda being cunts to Jackson. Like more then normal

Red Hood

I think the truckers protesting self driving trucks might just maybe be doing it to protect their jobs or something

Spud

jackson's wrong. I was at blizzcon and plenty of people were wearing the Mei stands with Hong Kong shirts, myself included.

I think star wars is great, 1-6 to me are great but the new ones suck ass but I'll still watch them lol

Was Andrew a movie critic for Halloween or something ?

Mitchell

The new version of the song sounds like the guy is trying to avoid being me too'd lmao

ASSASSINKDOGG

You guys forgot about jedi master Bates who was a canon jedi master in the old extended universe.

You could put the dildo in a "bottle" and throw it in the ocean with a phone number. Then when you get a text saying it's been found you do the deed without knowing who has it and where.

StoopidMonkey0

Jake Lloyd went to my high school and I can confirm that basically every single response he got to playing Anakin was negative

Not a trucker but this episode dropped during a 15 hr drive for work! Also Rogue One was good!

Jacob Edwards

love that this bonus is 1.5 hours; great value

In an attempt to make the 'Baby it's cold outside' more PC they just made the woman sound more desperate.

Star Wars is for intelectuals

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

Yeeees!!! Mah bonus.

Germano Puglia


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